Gee, that's funny

[lifegoesonandimstillstrong]

Taylor Swift, Melania Trump and Jeffree Star all got dragged this week….and it’s only Tuesday

[khatmal-deactivated20181029]

“There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.” - Vladimir Lenin

[that-twink-over-there]

“There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.” - Melania Trump

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe. 

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

Laverne is not PLAYING with anyone.

[steevoooo-deactivated20180127]

Yes legs

[amanda-fior]

[hatdagbans-blog]

"supermom": loses baby weight immediately, works outside the home, cooks all 3 meals for whole family, prepares packed lunches, cleans whole house, microcleans daily and constantly (dishes, laundry, folding laundry, wiping counters, sweeping, organizing, picking up after children), stays pretty, nurtures and feeds infants, emotionally supports children, brings children to extracurricular activities, puts children to sleep, grooms children, micro-grooms all day (wipes mouths, cleans hands, changes diapers), bathes children, clothes children, shops for children, grocery shops,

"superdad": braids his daughter's hair

[dutchstore]

when ppl point out ur bra straps by Mikaela Long

[cc-videos]

Person 1: [whispering] Psst. I can see your bra straps!

Person 2: Huh? [screaming] Oh my god!!

Person 1: [also screaming] They’re so so ugly!!

Person 2: What do I do??

Person 1 [high pitched screaming]

[innocent-woodchip]

This is a masterpiece

[exceptionals]

*is up* *doesnt click like because im pretending to be asleep*

[andrewbelami]

[andrewbelami]

LEMONADE (2016) - Beyoncé

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

dont get all ur social and political views off of one-sentence tumblr text posts with no depth or explanation

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

how am i supposed to take this advice then

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

[sipnsyphe]

lmfaooo

[whatdoyoumeantherumisgone-deact]

imagine what its like to work at buzzfeed

your boss asks you to grow out your pubes for a month. you ask dave from accounting if he wants to go out for a drink but hes on a ketchup cleanse this week. you need to find sheila to get her figures for this quarter but shes away Trying Transcendental Puppy Kale Yoga For The First Time. you get roped in to do a taste test for slow cooked yoghurt and now you’re stressed because you can’t find the perfect gif for your ‘What Does Your Favourite Game of Thrones Buttplug Say About You?’ listicle

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Ancestry commercials:

I thought i was white, and i ended being up being white

[lawfulgrunge-deactivated2019010]

[ludaprilgate]

[seedy]

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

[joshpeck]

this is the funniest tweet I have ever seen

[interrobangbangbang]

[phirouzeh-deactivated20171021]

I will never get tired of this picture

[hatdagbans-blog]

a man in public: *looks at me*

me: 🔪