Closed Captioning for Vines and Videos

This blog provides captions for videos to make them more accessible for D/deaf and HoH people, as well as anyone else who may benefit from them. If you have any requests for videos you would like to be captioned please tag me in the video or send me an ask, along with any other questions you may have.

[neko-goes-nyah]

Learn Holidays Signs | Learn American Sign Language | Nyle DiMarco [x]

[ithelpstodream]

is it really ok to punch a nazi?

(watch the whole thing)

[broccoliveins]

[deafstarrr]

I just got a car and started driving again so I was thinking about some safety things for D/deaf/HoH drivers. One huge concern is the possibility of being pulled over and encountering the police.

I have a magnet similar to this on my car in case of that situation

I also keep a notepad and pen in my glove box with my insurance card and registration. I keep everything is in one place so I won’t have to reach around and look like i’m searching for “something”

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I also found this article with more information—

https://www.aarp.org/health/conditions-treatments/info-2016/deaf-driver-safety-police-kb.html

Deaf Driver Safety: How to Deal With the Police - Health

Drivers with hearing loss should be extra cautious when pulled over by the police, as a recent tragedy in North Carolina reminds us. We have

Too many deaf folks have been killed by police, already. Stay safe!

(Hearing people are encouraged to reblog)

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[cheese24k]

Goat gives it all it’s got

[cloudstreamer-deactivated201710]

goat: mwaahh

dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!

goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

dude: yeaaah

[saltrat88]

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

I am fucking dying

[prozdvoices]

having a non-white name

[cc-videos]

White person: Hey....... S-S-SoongWoon....?

SungWon: It-it’s SungWon.

White person: SangWing.

SungWon: SungWon. No G at the end. ..Or any of those other sounds.

White person: SingWan?

SungWon: SungWon.

White person: SoongWoo!

SungWon: SungWon.

White person: SoongWun!

SungWon: SungWon

White person: SongWong!

SungWon: SungWon.

White person: [long pause] Do you have an English name?

SungWon: Bitch! Okay, it’s like the two English words. [as if talking to a child] I sing, I sang, I have....?

White person: Sung...

SungWon: And then, the past tense of win is...?

White person: Won.

SungWon: Good! So combine them together you get..?

White person: SugeWin?!

SungWon: What is wrong with you??

[sexyblackmens]

[fuckitthispic]

My favorite Shakespearean soliloquy 

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Tiffany: “These little boys play with you [dramatic pause] and don’t deliver. Obviously. [clears throat] I gave all the signs, all the hints. I have to keep my… woman-ness. It’s a little boy that ain’t a man, cuz a man woulda jumped all over this. And had it. Left, right, sideways, and from BUH-hind.”

[chrisflemingfleming]

anxiety when the radio DJ talks too close to the song

[cc-videos]

“Am I the only one that gets a rush of adrenaline when the radio DJ cuts his dismount a little too close to the songs beginning? [audience laughs]

‘you’re listening to 94.1 the Patch FM. I’m Mike Sackler, ladies and we’re having the smoothest time here today. Let me just say real quick, I love my job. Let me say that one more time. I love my job.’

Then in the background you hear [hums beginning melody to fast car by Tracey Chapman] ...YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE, MIKE! [audience laughs] TRACEY CHAPMAN’S NIPPIN AT YOUR HEELS, BUDDY! [more laughter]

‘We’ll be here all afternoon, here by the pool, I’m here with my son Yacob, we’re raising him bi. My wife’s here, she’s also named Yacob. [scattered laughter] I’ve been going to a lot of health food stores, you know where everyone’s bald but like, mindfully bald...’ [continues melody] 

THAT IS THE FINAL ACOUSTIC WARNING SHOT THAT THE U.S.S. CHAPMAN IS GONNA FIRE, MIKE!

‘And every time you need me I’ll be right here on 94.7 the Patch, here’s Tracy Chapman’ [singing] ‘You got a fast car’

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SHIT, MIKE! [audience laughs hysterically] You crazy son of a bitch!”

[companionwitch]

Merry Crisis

[naamahdarling]

*voices in unison to the tune of O Christmas Tree/O Tannenbaum*

Oh ChrisChris Tree, Oh ChrisChris Tree, How lovely are your faces!

*with declining control and barely-suppressed laughter*

Covered in celebrities, Mostly actors and one former governor of New Jersey!

[bitchvirgo]

this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk

[bitchvirgo]

ok even though i don’t know drunk me very well, i feel like she stated this very eloquently

[captainross]

“As someone who has been in musical theatre since I was like, eight fucking years old, I can go ahead and tell you, that Troy and Gabriela can go to fucking hell with their acoustic ass bullshit versions… because! Sharpay and Ryan deserved those parts.

They tried, they sang, they danced! Troy and Gabriela can rot!” 

[hysterical laughter off camera]

[parksandwreckreation]

why would they ever delete this scene

[cc-videos]

Leslie: I am sneaking broccoli into the mac and cheese so the children don’t know that they’re eating vegetables. That’s what parenting is all about. Helping your children. Through lies. 

Ben: Well, not just your children. 

Leslie: ..Hm?

Ben: I’ve been sneaking vegetables into your waffles for years now. Since way before we were married.

Leslie: [dramatic pause] What??

Ben:  Haven’t you ever wondered why your syrup had seeds in it? 

Leslie: You said they were maple seeds.

Ben: Yeah! ...There’s no such thing!

Leslie: [dramatic pause] I have literally never been angrier at anyone in my life! Walk away, Wyatt! 

Ben: [stutters]

Leslie: Walk away! Children attack your father! 

Ben: [playfully dramatic] No! Noooooo!!

[children laugh excitedly] 

[selfkhancious]

View this post on Instagram

[cc-videos]

“LEARN. TO SEASON. CHICKEN. Learn to season meat PROPER! Eh, [?] the giraffe is loose! 

I went to a restaurant yesterday, on the menu I saw “chicken a la something.” If you put “a la something” after the word chicken, you are telling me that means the chicken tastes like something!

When the woman put the chicken in front of me, I bite it, and I ask the lady, ‘why is the chef seasoning people’s chicken with amnesia? Eh?’ 

Next time, take a paper and draw a chicken on it, eh? Because that is what this taste like. Even an envelope has flavor! Come on! 

Two days ago, I had a stake. And when I taste it, I call the man back and say ‘Excuse me, when I ordered a stake I didn’t mean the one you use to stab a vampire!’

There is no reason your meat should taste like an apology. Eh? Culinary hyena. You’re wondering why your child is always asking to eat dinner at his friends house, even when his friend is not home. Jesus!”

[buzzfeedtasty]

An Intro To Indian Dishes, by BuzzFeed India

[thestraggletag]

OMG

[neutralbacteria]

[cc-videos]

“I’ve officially reached my breaking point with this, because I can’t even begin to express to you how many times weekly I legitimately almost plummet to my death. Because my lane is ending, and it’s time for me to merge over into another lane, and fucking Regina, in her charcoal grey Honda CRV doesn’t wanna fucking let me merge over. 

First of all Regina, this isn’t a race. This isn’t a competition. We’re literally driving 45 miles an hour on I-240, and you’re concerned about me getting in front of you? It’s because my lane is ending, Regina. It’s because I don’t have anywhere else to go. Where would you suggest I drive? Off this cliff? Which is what’s going to happen if I don’t merge over into your lane? 

Let me merge Regina! It’s not that hard! Just let me merge!” 

[chauiee]

Feinstein: You’re a big, powerful man. Why didn’t you [gestures pushing motion]?

Crews: Senator, as a black man in America [sigh]…

Feinstein: Say it as it is. I think it’s important.

Crews: …you only have a few shots at success. You only have a few chances to make yourself a viable member of the community. I’m from Flint, Michigan. I have seen many many young black men who were provoked into violence, and they were imprisoned, or they were killed, and they’re not here. My wife for years prepared me. She said, “If you ever get goaded, if you ever get prodded, if you ever have anyone try to push you into any kind of situation, don’t do it. Don’t be violent.” And she trained me. I’ll be honest with you it was the strength of my wife who trained me and told me, “If this situation happens, let’s leave.” And the training worked because I did not go into my first reaction, I grabbed her hand, we left, but the next day I went right to the agency. I have texts, I have phone conversations, and I said, “This is unacceptable!” And I told them how -you know- I almost got violent, but I didn’t. And I said, “What are you going to do about this predator that you have roaming your hallways?” And -you know- I was told, “We are going to do everything in our power. We are going to handle this Terry. You’re right. It is unacceptable.” And then they disappeared. Nothing happened.

[weepingbouquettyphoon]

Look at the faces of the black men behind him it says it all.

[dicapito]

This is real fucking infuriating. This shit isn’t funny. Fuck them and anyone who makes fun of Terry Crews speaking out and taking a stand.