Oh, hello my dears! Welcome to my blog! I'm so happy to see you've stumbled down the rabbit hole to discover Wonderland with me!
My name is Jervis Tetch, also known as The Hatter. Here, I shall post my thoughts, feelings, reblog others posts which I enjoy!
AND! On top of all of that, I am opening the doors for YOU to interact with ME! Send me your questions, make BOLD comments! However I may not take too kindly to certain... "topics."
Anyhoo, please, enjoy your stay, have a cup of tea, and please make sure to move down once you've finished!
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Hello!
This account is run by an ADULT, I'd rather not interact with minors. There is a Jervis Tetch account run by a minor which you can interact with instead.
I do not have any specific triggers! Rps can be dropped and ended at any time, I don't mind, nor will I be mad!
This specific account will be used for rps and random posts, mainly pertaining to a specific selfship
I do not appreciate anyone criticizing those I chose to interact with.
This is all for fun! Asks calling anyone rude names or insinuating terrible things will not be posted. I rather enjoy those I've been chatting with! If I dislike an interaction to such an extent, I'd delete it from the blog.
#rambling is for non-rp posts that are in character!
Account owner: @cuphamster64
Multishipping Jervis for those interested: @hatterslovelyteatime
Yes, I remember. I'm simply stating you sound alarmingly the way Alice once had. Honestly, if I weren't medicated, I'd have thought you could be a hallucination. Though, unmedicated, I wouldn't have really been sane enough to make that distinction at all. Tricky thing, the human mind.
Yes, I remember. I'm simply stating you sound alarmingly the way Alice once had. Honestly, if I weren't medicated, I'd have thought you could be a hallucination. Though, unmedicated, I wouldn't have really been sane enough to make that distinction at all. Tricky thing, the human mind.
The Hatter would never spiral like this. He would never stoop so goddamn low. She was right. I was never the Hatter. I'm not good enough to be him. I'm not good enough to be anyone. That must be why he left. I'm not even a good goddamn friend. I can't keep going like this.
I don't even know how to have intercourse anymore. How terrible is that? Who knew that could be something you could forget how to master? I am so terrified to pursue anything. What do I do first? What if I do it terribly? Maybe she would abandon me if I were no longer able to satisfy her. God's, when was the last time I was decent at anything? I haven't invented, I haven't pleased her, I haven't baked, I hardly even MAKE tea. I've been PURCHASING it. Pre-made. I'm a shell of a man. I should not be here. I should not exist. I should not be alive. I wish my heart had never healed. What a terrible man I am.
I hate being alive I hate it I hate beinG me I hate my teeth I hate my hair I hate everything I hate being me I hate looking for jobs I hate being so goddamn scared of everything I hate it I hate it I hate it I want to be the GODDAMN HATTER AGAIN WHY CANT I BE HIM WHY CAN I NOT REACH HIM ANY MORE I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE JERVIS TETCH I HATE HIM I HATE ME
Wiki how to stop wanting to off yourself when you remember you will never be more than second best and she never would have picked you even if you hadn't kidnapped and brainwashed her because she will always love him first and foremost and you aren't even certain if you can keep up with caring for someone because you cannot function any goddamn longer and you feel like the only option to save everyone is to just go missing for the next 70 years until a park ranger finds your decomposed skeleton being chewed on by a random dog
NONONONONO not kidnapping! Oh no heavens me I would never DREAM of kidnapping you! Oh you deserve far better than that! Just a nice, lovely night out. Shopping, dinner, movie, tea, whatever you'd like! No kidnapping. Please don't tell your clown I'm trying to kidnap you, we both know he would have me executed, queen of hearts style.
~ The Hatter ~
Hmm... okay, I won't. But depends on your answer for this hypothetical scenario if you will:
Would you ever be tempted to use your tech on me if I started acting out of your expectations?
NONONONONO not kidnapping! Oh no heavens me I would never DREAM of kidnapping you! Oh you deserve far better than that! Just a nice, lovely night out. Shopping, dinner, movie, tea, whatever you'd like! No kidnapping. Please don't tell your clown I'm trying to kidnap you, we both know he would have me executed, queen of hearts style.
~ The Hatter ~
Hmm... okay, I won't. But depends on your answer for this hypothetical scenario if you will:
Would you ever be tempted to use your tech on me if I started acting out of your expectations?
NONONONONO not kidnapping! Oh no heavens me I would never DREAM of kidnapping you! Oh you deserve far better than that! Just a nice, lovely night out. Shopping, dinner, movie, tea, whatever you'd like! No kidnapping. Please don't tell your clown I'm trying to kidnap you, we both know he would have me executed, queen of hearts style.
~ The Hatter ~
Hmm... okay, I won't. But depends on your answer for this hypothetical scenario if you will:
Would you ever be tempted to use your tech on me if I started acting out of your expectations?
NONONONONO not kidnapping! Oh no heavens me I would never DREAM of kidnapping you! Oh you deserve far better than that! Just a nice, lovely night out. Shopping, dinner, movie, tea, whatever you'd like! No kidnapping. Please don't tell your clown I'm trying to kidnap you, we both know he would have me executed, queen of hearts style.
~ The Hatter ~
Hmm... okay, I won't. But depends on your answer for this hypothetical scenario if you will:
Would you ever be tempted to use your tech on me if I started acting out of your expectations?
NONONONONO not kidnapping! Oh no heavens me I would never DREAM of kidnapping you! Oh you deserve far better than that! Just a nice, lovely night out. Shopping, dinner, movie, tea, whatever you'd like! No kidnapping. Please don't tell your clown I'm trying to kidnap you, we both know he would have me executed, queen of hearts style.
~ The Hatter ~
Hmm... okay, I won't. But depends on your answer for this hypothetical scenario if you will:
Would you ever be tempted to use your tech on me if I started acting out of your expectations?
NONONONONO not kidnapping! Oh no heavens me I would never DREAM of kidnapping you! Oh you deserve far better than that! Just a nice, lovely night out. Shopping, dinner, movie, tea, whatever you'd like! No kidnapping. Please don't tell your clown I'm trying to kidnap you, we both know he would have me executed, queen of hearts style.
~ The Hatter ~
Hmm... okay, I won't. But depends on your answer for this hypothetical scenario if you will:
Would you ever be tempted to use your tech on me if I started acting out of your expectations?
