[veganpussyy]

“do you miss me?” im literally throbbing your name in morse code

[movedto-secrinus-deactivated202]

Don’t let the horny posts fool you, all I want is to hold and be held.

[hauntedtrolldoll]

Craving messy period sex with him. At first I'm unsure, but he tells me he doesn't care about the mess. We rock against each other, moaning into each others mouths and necks. The mess pooling between us coats our bodies. He ruts into me until I cum all over him. A mess of cum and blood flows out of me while he runs us a bath.

[mewnbuns]

favourite past time: Kissing!!!!! sometimes i just wanna make out and that’s it

[hex-covets]

Love and fuck me like we missed each other in a previous lifetime together, but found each other in this one, making up for lost time

[mewnbuns]

sometimes i just wish to be buried beneath the weight of a man who’s folding me into the mattress

[charmwasjess]

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

[baddywronglegs]

Except increasingly the cow is being treated as a respected contributor to meetings as we pivot to a moo-centric business model that principally produces bullshit

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[recomvery]

Saying "no" is allowed, saying "no" is important, no matter how someone might react, it's not your job to make everyone happy and go along with every wish people have. Be ok with telling people no.

[manincaffeine]

Sexual tension is so funny. Y’all both know you wanna eat each other alive, but still out here acting clueless 😂

[cherryflavoredgirlll]

no one else gets me wet the way you do

[my-dailydreams]

[a-delicate-touch]

i hope you think my begging and squirming is cute

[chaoticneutralwife]

i should be in a castle somewhere getting my back blown out princess-style by my favorite royal knight!!! not *gesturing vaguely* whatever the fuck this is!!! ｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[tobio-rs]

when he fucks you into the mattress and you're unaware how loud you're getting in bed and he whispers 'you think the neighbors heard us?' >>>>>

[xprincessripz]

i don’t wanna work. I wanna have a garden and mind blowing sex with the person I love.