THE GUILLE

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

CHOP CHOP, the crowd yells dread, HAVE IT DONE AND LOSE YOUR HEAD, JUST A MOMENT, FOLLOW OURS INSTEAD, LISTEN TO IT, CEASE His TREAD, YOU WON’T FEEL THE TEARS He’ll SHED.

. . .

shared blog between Litany’s followers… We pray for Them Themself to come here, on occasion… though Litany knows best.

stay a while, won’t you?

[ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY]

OOC

uhhh made this account on a whim. won’t really be active bc im not active on tumblr much, but uh. yeah!

litany uses they/them- the guille capitalize their name because litany’s coerced leadership borders on worship.

the guille also use they/them, occasionally it. they aren’t individual enough to be distinguished as male, female, or anything in between.

little headcanon/oc: guilles have generals that keep things in order without bothering litany, but . they're still guilles lol.

basic rules apply, be nice when ooc, no nsfw (though things like interactions with drain/mime/elkman is fine)

flirting, shipping, and suggestive jokes are fine, but dont expect the guille to be all lovey dovey in return lol. not only do they have very limited romantic attraction, but they also are just. stupid. lmao

tag organization (will update as time goes on):

-guille speaks (general talking)

-guille answers (response to an ask)

-guille art (art stuff)

-guille general (posts involving the general(s) )

-LITANY SPEAKS (litany appearance)

the Guille speak like this, without quotation marks, often using ellipses... they capitalize We, Us, Comrade(s), Sinrow, and any pronoun (they) referring to Litany; in general, they capitalize anything relating to themselves as a group (rather than individuals) and anything relating to Litany. they do not capitalize anything else (other names, places, or beginning of sentences, etc)

“The generals speak like this. Their sentence structure is more formal, or less mindless than that of the other Guille. They capitalize proper nouns, but still capitalize We, Us, They (Litany), etc.” With or without quotations.

“Litany speaks like this. They use proper English, and feel no need to capitalize anything that doesn’t need to be, in the way the Guille do. Only names, places, etc etc.” (often, instead of litany appearing, it'll be interactions from different litany ic blogs.)

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

//ooc

might be on temporary hiatus for personal reasons, as well as academic reasons. this account won’t be abandoned per se, but, as stated in the ooc section of pinned, this isn’t really something i’m all that dedicated to.

a few interactions between people have rubbed me the wrong way, i’m afraid, and i can’t quite continue in good faith. thanks for supporting this silly account though, i don’t plan to leave forever:)

i'll be back when i'm a little less busy and a little less all over the place. thanks

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

i WAS. SHOWING A PICTURE OF YOUR GENERAL TO THEM AND THIS WAS THEIR RESPONSE

🥹🥹🥹 doess he kiss men?? yes or no..., they're waiting for the answer

…I don’t want ‘ta talk about it. Keep the rumors to Nede, ya filthy little sinners. Shoo.

[local-gay-little-bunny]

Hi General Smoke!!!!!!! hiii wave waves!!! its the same guy again!! here's a little update: everyone is now having a debate because of your response. Last i checked they're doing MATH EQUATIONS to figure it out (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

..A whole damn debate? Pfft. Why’re they so interested in me, huh? and how does math fit inta’ all this..?

Yeah, just wait until they find out about that time you made out with Molotov when ya were both drunk outta your minds..

HEY HEY WOAH, HEEL, I SWORE YOU INTO SECRECY ON THAT ONE.

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

i WAS. SHOWING A PICTURE OF YOUR GENERAL TO THEM AND THIS WAS THEIR RESPONSE

🥹🥹🥹 doess he kiss men?? yes or no..., they're waiting for the answer

…I don’t want ‘ta talk about it. Keep the rumors to Nede, ya filthy little sinners. Shoo.

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

showing the Guilles my f atty

Aaaahhaha. Still smaller than I am. Still, ya got some good strength to ya, cadet.

And, hey. Little known secret— the thinnest Guille I can think of is a different General, Madame. I’m surprised that crazy french lady doesn’t blow over in a strong wind. Crazy to imagine that she—

Is there a problem, Smoke?

aAAOOHHMYGOD. ahaha. Hi. n.no. No, no problem.

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

…We won’t comment. perhaps you should ask Heel on that one.

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

you guys remind me of emus. i dont know why but it just fits...... a mob of guilles ... a mob of emus.... large, flightless and headless birds wearing suits

...fascinating. you sinners are fascinating.

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

<the familiar sound of bells in the air once more. A common sound around sinrow now it seemed. As drain slowly worked to memorise locations and significant spaces. Moving carefully to pick up on the most important details. If it could get used to it all, it wouldn't need the guille to lead it around so much. It was sweet of them that did it, of course. It just didn't want to feel like it was taking their focuses from more important things.>

-🥀🍎 ( @while-you--still-can )

[ ...Drain had quickly gathered a small following of Guille, anyway. They didn't say much of anything-- in fact, they had walked along silently, and only after a few minutes, did one speak up. ]

"...it feels like it has been quite some time," [ It murmurs, more towards its comrades than Drain. ] [ Another hums lowly. ] "it hasn't been that long." "has it? ...it could be that We have been busy as of late, and simply haven't made the time." "...yes, maybe."

[while-you--still-can]

<it paused in its motions, Slowly turning around vaguely towards the guille. It had been so focused in its little self assigned mission that it hadn't noticed them.>

... how, long have you been following me? ... how many-?

<they weren't upset by any means. It was a little funny in all honesty, making them laugh slightly.>

What are you talking about... with, time-?

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

[ A few of them awkwardly waved. ]

"We missed you. it feels like it has been a while since you've been here last, even if it probably hasn't been." "is all well? is there anything We can do for you?"

[while-you--still-can]

Oh-! I.. I'm not sure how long it's been. I've never been good with time...

<they clasped their hands, fiddling with the cuffs of their suitsleeves.>

I've missed you all as well. I was, actually here more for you folk. To see if there was anything I could do for you. I don't, need anything really.

Unless, any of you happen to have an orange...

<they really liked oranges.>

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

[ A few jumped up, scrambling. ]

"yes! yes! an orange! We can do that! right away!!! please be patient, We will be right back!!!"

[ It was a little cute how eagerly a small group of them split off, running off to who-knows-where. The others which stayed still seemed just as antsy to do something for Drain, nonetheless. ]

"it's okay. We aren't too good with time, either. it doesn't matter. it's a malleable concept for mortals to perceive their lives ticking away."

[while-you--still-can]

<they laugh some, bells clattering with the motion.>

I guess so.. uh, anything interesting.. happen lately?

<it shifted around. It enjoyed talking to the guille. Bit it felt nervous. It rarely did anything of interest and were always worried it would just be.. ignorable. It wasn't sure whether it would prefer that over the attention>

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

"hopefully not!" [ One of them chirps. ]

"w-well-- there never is anything of 'interest' in Sinrow. We like to keep it that way, unless it's you."

[ Another picked up on Drain's ever-present nervous shifting again, and begun wringing at its own hands to think up a solution (Despite the typically emotional ineptness of the community). ]

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

<the familiar sound of bells in the air once more. A common sound around sinrow now it seemed. As drain slowly worked to memorise locations and significant spaces. Moving carefully to pick up on the most important details. If it could get used to it all, it wouldn't need the guille to lead it around so much. It was sweet of them that did it, of course. It just didn't want to feel like it was taking their focuses from more important things.>

-🥀🍎 ( @while-you--still-can )

[ ...Drain had quickly gathered a small following of Guille, anyway. They didn't say much of anything-- in fact, they had walked along silently, and only after a few minutes, did one speak up. ]

"...it feels like it has been quite some time," [ It murmurs, more towards its comrades than Drain. ] [ Another hums lowly. ] "it hasn't been that long." "has it? ...it could be that We have been busy as of late, and simply haven't made the time." "...yes, maybe."

[while-you--still-can]

<it paused in its motions, Slowly turning around vaguely towards the guille. It had been so focused in its little self assigned mission that it hadn't noticed them.>

... how, long have you been following me? ... how many-?

<they weren't upset by any means. It was a little funny in all honesty, making them laugh slightly.>

What are you talking about... with, time-?

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

[ A few of them awkwardly waved. ]

"We missed you. it feels like it has been a while since you've been here last, even if it probably hasn't been." "is all well? is there anything We can do for you?"

[while-you--still-can]

Oh-! I.. I'm not sure how long it's been. I've never been good with time...

<they clasped their hands, fiddling with the cuffs of their suitsleeves.>

I've missed you all as well. I was, actually here more for you folk. To see if there was anything I could do for you. I don't, need anything really.

Unless, any of you happen to have an orange...

<they really liked oranges.>

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

[ A few jumped up, scrambling. ]

"yes! yes! an orange! We can do that! right away!!! please be patient, We will be right back!!!"

[ It was a little cute how eagerly a small group of them split off, running off to who-knows-where. The others which stayed still seemed just as antsy to do something for Drain, nonetheless. ]

"it's okay. We aren't too good with time, either. it doesn't matter. it's a malleable concept for mortals to perceive their lives ticking away."

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

what flowers do your leader likes best.... do they have favorites.... asking for a friend.... 👀

We don't know. Litany does not keep flowers-- all they do is wither and die. a waste of energy, if they do not produce sustenance.

but, perhaps They do, and We are unaware.

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

showing the Guilles my f atty

Aaaahhaha. Still smaller than I am. Still, ya got some good strength to ya, cadet.

And, hey. Little known secret— the thinnest Guille I can think of is a different General, Madame. I’m surprised that crazy french lady doesn’t blow over in a strong wind. Crazy to imagine that she—

Is there a problem, Smoke?

aAAOOHHMYGOD. ahaha. Hi. n.no. No, no problem.

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

Guille

yes, that's Us. hello! waves!!

[litany-official]

«"How are some of you filled with so much joy and whimsy at times?"»

«"Teach me your ways..."»

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

lalalalalalalaallala

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

Guille

yes, that's Us. hello! waves!!

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

blind devotion gets you nowhere, but you all made up your mind, or lack of one, eons ago.

Some of you regret it, yet would never admit it.

For those that do, you know it's not too late. you can still go to His embrace

for those few among you that still dare to dream, please don't let them wither away

You can still earn your reprive.

there is no 'reprieve' to be earned. those who stray from Litany's ideals are executed. it is not an event that happens at all, frankly, because life is simply so much better when someone is doing the thinking for you.

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

you all can meet my cat, his name is Litany Junior (the image quality sucks)

he talks 24/7 and he bites my hand when I feed him. He's a whiney and greedy baby but thats okay because he is my whiney and greedy baby

okay thats all bye

you should adopt at least ten thousand cats that look exactly the same so they can support your mini-Litany. just a thought

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

I have a question…

What would happen if..I don’t know..some sinner tried to disguise themselves as one of you?

Would you fall for it? Would you know better than to fall for some cheep disguise?

Would Litany know if you didn’t know? Or would you play along, making the sinner believe they have you all figured out, only to pull the rug out from under them and shed their foolish disguise?

…just a simple question, and possibly a hypothetical.

[ From, Curious Anon ]

firstly, We are much bigger than sinners, and we still lack heads. We do not believe one could disguise themself in such a way. but, if they hypothetically were to do so, We still would know without so much as looking at them. We all think the same things, as a collective. We are united. and this sinner would not be with Us.

We would not wait. they would die before they even make it to the center of Our crowd.

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

Are The Generals tsunderes

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

…What in the hell is a ‘soon dairy’, and why is this important?

//using more modern terms would do nothing but confuse a general, considering even the youngest of them are over a century old.

//…but, just for the bit…

W-what?! It’s not like I like you or anything!!! >.< 💢💢 N-no!! I’m not blushing!! Ugh!!! Get out of Sinrow before We behead you, stupid baka!! Hmph! 💢

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

hey don't be alarmed

but there's a diplodocus in sinrow

....that's a LOT of neck We have to cut off