#guille general

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

that troublemaker made it out of Sinrow… pity, pity, pity… hopefully one of our Generals will have this sorted…

@endless-torment-detector

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

Are The Generals tsunderes

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

…What in the hell is a ‘soon dairy’, and why is this important?

//using more modern terms would do nothing but confuse a general, considering even the youngest of them are over a century old.

//…but, just for the bit…

W-what?! It’s not like I like you or anything!!! >.< 💢💢 N-no!! I’m not blushing!! Ugh!!! Get out of Sinrow before We behead you, stupid baka!! Hmph! 💢

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

i WAS. SHOWING A PICTURE OF YOUR GENERAL TO THEM AND THIS WAS THEIR RESPONSE

🥹🥹🥹 doess he kiss men?? yes or no..., they're waiting for the answer

…I don’t want ‘ta talk about it. Keep the rumors to Nede, ya filthy little sinners. Shoo.

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

showing the Guilles my f atty

Aaaahhaha. Still smaller than I am. Still, ya got some good strength to ya, cadet.

And, hey. Little known secret— the thinnest Guille I can think of is a different General, Madame. I’m surprised that crazy french lady doesn’t blow over in a strong wind. Crazy to imagine that she—

Is there a problem, Smoke?

aAAOOHHMYGOD. ahaha. Hi. n.no. No, no problem.

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

[They spotted the general while doing a brief walk around the place, they approached them, the footsteps echoing through the empty space (aka the domain me thinks)] 'Greetings general. May i hand this star sticker?'. [Shows the sticker, it was WAY too childish for the way they act, oh well.] [they mumbled about something and just sticked it to its suit.] '...You look awesome, you may go back to work now.' [They patted it's shoulder]

[ It quickly salutes. ]

“..Ah! Litany! Are there any incoming orders?”

“…” “…th..ank… you…?”

“..ahem- Th-Thank you. Thank you, Litany! I shall wear it with pride, much like anything else You could possibly offer Us!”

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

//new thread yaaay @eternallytormentedtogether

[ The General sits across from the Tourist, gritting their teeth so hard their ever-present cigarette is nearly crumpled. Tourist shifts to maybe back away, but find they're tied down. ]

"You. You're such a pain in Our asses, y'know that, kid?" [ The General stands. If Tourist squints, they can see what seems to be another general- of course, surrounded by hundreds of normal Guille. One of the Guille is on the floor, looking ... .burnt?? ] [ A puff of smoke hits the Tourist's face, snapping them out of their reverie. ]

"Yer stupid guardian is keepin' ya from becomin' one of Us. How unfortunate," [ They huff, backing away again, ] "But ya still have yer uses-- t'Us. So while We can't exactly attempt harm on ya without consequence, there's someone we'd much rather have here, if We can't have you. Consider yourself lucky."

[ At that, The General sits back, crossing their arms in an opposing chair. ]

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

curious.

Hm.

Lets change it up a bit.

A General gathers a group of you. Claims that they are beyond litany's sight at the moment. State that if any wish to leave, to abandon sinrow and be free, that they must make that decision at once and exit with to the General's guidance.

The general does not leave. And remains to tell more, regardless of how many of your Troupe exit.

Do you allow the general to even get through their first statement?

The Philosopher.

We kill them.

We kill The General, without a second thought.

that is treachery, to Their name.

We would tear The General apart, limb from limb, and snap Their spine clean in two. We would grind Them up. We would use Them for the little deposits of soil We have in Sinrow.

We would never dare leave Sinrow. not unless Litany Themself explicitly allows Us to, for temporary measures only.

[haveitdoneandloseyourhead]

holy shit . the general prety

"..."

"That never really was the goal. Us Generals just happen to wear a bit more to signify Our status. Ain't nothin' else to it. We're... admittedly allowed a bit more of a figurative, and literal, backbone to Litany. Hey-- my Comrades can tell me apart from other generals with my accent and cigarettes. If I was jus' a normal Guille, I would've been trained to speak normally, and never have access to the things-- either way, 'm not too keen on keeping any individuality. It's not pleasing. It's not what They would want. I'm growing out of a few things..."

"...It's a whole hierarchy. You wouldn't get it. Wish I could get Litany to teach ya. You'd love it here, I'm sure."