I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good.

This is my happy place.

[haveuseenmymind]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[pro-royalty]

Nicki Minaj x Gag City Tour

[haveuseenmymind]

#gramsterdam #cannabis

[haveuseenmymind]

[haveuseenmymind]

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website

[hesbythecampfire]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that everyone should benefit from technology, free from harm. Founded in 2000, SWGfL works with a number of partners and stakeholders around the world to protect everyone online

Sounds legit

[songue85]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technolog

[wilwheaton]

“Taking a stand against adultery was easy when it was a Democratic president. But the right’s obsession with abortion, gay rights and other “sins” that straight white men generally aren’t inclined or even biologically able to commit reveals something very dark about religious conservatives: They’re fierce defenders of their right to force their religion on their perceived enemies, and only their enemies.”

— Stormy Daniels brought to you by Mike Pence and evangelical Christians

[wilwheaton]

“Jesus never called for his disciples to Christianize culture. To make every aspect of culture about Christianity, and to marginalize and minimize those who were not Christian. He didn’t even call us to convert everyone to a new religion called Christianity- that’s not what the Great Commission is all about. No, Jesus called us to go into the world and proclaim good news- news of liberating love for everyone- and to make disciples, or in other words, invite people to follow in the example of Jesus. To emulate the life Jesus lived and work to create the world he dreamed of. And did you know that you can do that without ever making someone a Christian? In fact, did you realize that when Jesus told his disciples to go into the world and preach the gospel, there was no such thing as Christianity- it didn’t exist. He wasn’t telling them to make people Christian. He also clearly wasn’t telling them to make people Jewish- we find that out in the Book of Acts. He wasn’t asking them to ask anyone to convert from their religion, or their culture, or their social setting. Rather, he invited everyone in every culture and context to embrace a path of self-sacrificial love for the good of their friends, neighbors and enemies.”

— The Disease of Christian Privilege

[pbstv]

It’s not a game anymore…

A new season of Sherlock premieres on MASTERPIECE on PBS beginning Jan. 1, 2017

[unbfacts]

Horror movie soundtracks sometimes include infrasound, which is sound below the range of human hearing. Even though we can’t hear it we can still feel it and infrasound has been shown to induce anxiety, heart palpitations, and shivering.

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[mustyballsack-deactivated201608]

[rubysommer-deactivated20210804]

What the hell LMFAO

[blackandswagless-deactivated201]

there’s no coming back from this one

[pussypopping-on-a-headstand]

😂😂😂💁

[dirtyberd]

My best friend trusts me so much she gave me her phone and had me sext a guy on her behalf while she’s driving. This is the realest relationship I’ve ever had

[boredpanda]

http://www.boredpanda.com/hottest-vet-pet-doctor-evan-antin-california/

[emperorcaligulove]

ummmmmmmm this post is missing his best picture

[samantha-carter-is-my-muse]

Fischer - Unit One, episode 8.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

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teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

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teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

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teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

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teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

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teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

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teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

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teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

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teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

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teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

[animalbody]

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

[micdotcom]

Watch: This little girl shares a special bond with Obama and is devastated to learn he’s leaving office.

@whitehouse please respond

[micdotcom]

OK @whitehouse we see you

Watch: Kameria got to meet the President!

[gogoadaggio]

im not crying