There's no where to hide

Hello my name is Robin and I am a freelance investigator. I believe I have made the discovery of a lifetime.

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

Bonding

[rickedbandit]

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Rick got in himself, looking in between the ferret and the girl at the mention of handing him over. “Mm–d-dunno if that’s such a good idea. I mean, I have two arms.” There was a silence that filled the air. “What? This robot arm counts as two more, if anything.” He defended but still complied, handing the small animal over before pressing his hand to a screen on the panel which read his DNA before starting up. 

With a set of the coordinates, the ship hovered into the air and pushed it’s way through a portal the extension on the top of the craft had created just before them. Upon reaching the other side, both of them would find themselves hovering high above a busy looking town on a red dusty planet below. Naturally, it’s inhabitants were all alien like creatures, most of them somewhat the same species. Rick wasn’t even sure ferret food was sold on this particular planet but perhaps he could have been wrong. He was quick to land the vehicle in a more secluded area so much as to not have it taken–not that it would. He had all but enhanced it’s security features just in case one were to try.

“Here we are! The best place in the multi-verse to grab goods.” He pushed the door open and hopped out, taking in the air with a smile which in turn, made him cough. Damn dusty air. 

Robin rolled her eyes before opening the door and getting out. She placed the ferret on her seat, making sure to tuck I’m in safely so he wouldn’t roll onto the floor. The girl leaned forward and kissed the top of his head before gently closing the door.

She walked over to Rick with crossed arms. “I’m going to be very clear with what we NEED to get just in case you decide to wander off and buy alcohol. We need baby formula and bottles for Leeroy along with some baby blankets and ferret food. It’s very very important that we make sure he’s strong and healthy before we begin feeding him hard dried food.” Her tone came off as patronizing but she didn’t care. The life and safety of this animal was far more important to her than Ricks’s feelings.

Rick cleared his throat after hacking up the last of the dust that had filled his lungs, patting down on his chest with a fist before shooting Robin a half-assed glare. What a know it all. “Okay, mom.” He rolled his eyes, beginning to head towards the entrance of the large civilization before them–to the boardwalk where all of the shops and goods could be seen from what one would describe as glass windows. Who knew what it was really made of.

“A-Alcohol is kind of a necessity too. It’s mah juice–g-get’s me through the day.” He told her. He came to a stop in front of a large department store with a name labeled over a sign that hung from the top, reading something in a different language. Luckily he had brought along his translator so they didn’t wind up picking up the wrong thing.

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

"Well I need things to help me get through the day too but you don't seem to care about that and I'm surviving without them." Really what she missed most was smoking and listening to music, one of the few things that relaxed her. Of course that was something she liked to do by herself, which was impossible to achieved seeing as how she was stuck with him.

She was aware that she sounded like a mom, but Robin was burdened with all the responsibility because she simply didn't trust him. Well...she did a little after seeing him react so positively to Leeroy.

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

Bonding

[rickedbandit]

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“What other choice do we really have?” Rick chuckled to himself, pushing himself up off of the ground after scooping up the tiny rodent. He stared at it curiously before stroking the fur on it’s head briefly as it peeked up at him. “I-I’ll get the car running.” He decided, beginning to head up the stairs and back onto the surface of this god forsaken planet. No way was he leaving the little guy all along in the bunker. He would most certainly get into his stuff! And…he was awfully cute. Too cute to be left alone.

He had no problem with Robin coming along either, so long as she wasn’t going to pull the ‘back seat driver’ move.

“Hurry up! The poor guy’s nothin’ but fur and bones!” Using a feature on his more creative arm, he summoned his hovercraft which was much more advanced and…appealing to the eye than your average Rick’s. He had most certainly modified it to his liking over the course of the past year or so. Maybe even longer.

“Wipe your feet before stepping inside, I-I can’t stand dirty floor boards.” Says the guy who litters said floor boards with bottles of empty alcohol.

Robin almost skipped as she followed after him. She had an emergency stash of money hidden in her boots. Hopefully where ever they were going she could use the money she had, she was in dire need for clothes. The girl half heartedly wiped her boots before entering the hovercraft.

Why was he going through all these lengths for this little thing anyways? When she had come to live with him he barely gave her a spot on the floor to sleep on. Yet, her was willing to buy baby formula for this small creature. She was independent enough to not need him to take care of her, but she still found it interesting. It seemed as if he had a difficult time caring for another person.

“Let me hold him, you shouldn’t drive while he’s in your possession.”

Rick got in himself, looking in between the ferret and the girl at the mention of handing him over. “Mm–d-dunno if that’s such a good idea. I mean, I have two arms.” There was a silence that filled the air. “What? This robot arm counts as two more, if anything.” He defended but still complied, handing the small animal over before pressing his hand to a screen on the panel which read his DNA before starting up. 

With a set of the coordinates, the ship hovered into the air and pushed it’s way through a portal the extension on the top of the craft had created just before them. Upon reaching the other side, both of them would find themselves hovering high above a busy looking town on a red dusty planet below. Naturally, it’s inhabitants were all alien like creatures, most of them somewhat the same species. Rick wasn’t even sure ferret food was sold on this particular planet but perhaps he could have been wrong. He was quick to land the vehicle in a more secluded area so much as to not have it taken–not that it would. He had all but enhanced it’s security features just in case one were to try.

“Here we are! The best place in the multi-verse to grab goods.” He pushed the door open and hopped out, taking in the air with a smile which in turn, made him cough. Damn dusty air. 

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

Robin rolled her eyes before opening the door and getting out. She placed the ferret on her seat, making sure to tuck I'm in safely so he wouldn't roll onto the floor. The girl leaned forward and kissed the top of his head before gently closing the door.

She walked over to Rick with crossed arms. "I'm going to be very clear with what we NEED to get just in case you decide to wander off and buy alcohol. We need baby formula and bottles for Leeroy along with some baby blankets and ferret food. It's very very important that we make sure he's strong and healthy before we begin feeding him hard dried food." Her tone came off as patronizing but she didn't care. The life and safety of this animal was far more important to her than Ricks's feelings.

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

Bonding

[rickedbandit]

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Rick grinned triumphantly when his name was picked over hers or rather, she decided to go along with his due to his childish attitude about the subject.

“Milk, huh?” Pushing up the sleeve on his right arm, he pressed a button on his robotic forearm. In an instant, a transparent screen popped up before him, the man using a finger to look up aforementioned information. “Mnm, well I wouldn’t advise feeding it pasteurized milk and there ain’t too many pet stores in this dimension unless I’ve just been blind to the entirety of the area. What do you suggest we do, blue? You’re the ferret expert.” He mused, downsizing the screen with a pinch of his index and thumb.

“Hmmmm I’m not sure where we are going to get ferret milk. I believe in animal sanctuaries they use baby formula.”

She moved a little closer to him to peer over his shoulder at the screen. It had been so long since she had been on the Internet.

“Would it be possible for you to get some for me? I don’t have any money, but I can come with you on if you’d like.”

The girl was also aching to see another world. Apart from the one she had been trapped in.

“What other choice do we really have?” Rick chuckled to himself, pushing himself up off of the ground after scooping up the tiny rodent. He stared at it curiously before stroking the fur on it’s head briefly as it peeked up at him. “I-I’ll get the car running.” He decided, beginning to head up the stairs and back onto the surface of this god forsaken planet. No way was he leaving the little guy all along in the bunker. He would most certainly get into his stuff! And…he was awfully cute. Too cute to be left alone.

He had no problem with Robin coming along either, so long as she wasn’t going to pull the ‘back seat driver’ move.

“Hurry up! The poor guy’s nothin’ but fur and bones!” Using a feature on his more creative arm, he summoned his hovercraft which was much more advanced and…appealing to the eye than your average Rick’s. He had most certainly modified it to his liking over the course of the past year or so. Maybe even longer.

“Wipe your feet before stepping inside, I-I can’t stand dirty floor boards.” Says the guy who litters said floor boards with bottles of empty alcohol.

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

Robin almost skipped as she followed after him. She had an emergency stash of money hidden in her boots. Hopefully where ever they were going she could use the money she had, she was in dire need for clothes. The girl half heartedly wiped her boots before entering the hovercraft.

Why was he going through all these lengths for this little thing anyways? When she had come to live with him he barely gave her a spot on the floor to sleep on. Yet, her was willing to buy baby formula for this small creature. She was independent enough to not need him to take care of her, but she still found it interesting. It seemed as if he had a difficult time caring for another person.

"Let me hold him, you shouldn't drive while he's in your possession."

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

Bonding

[rickedbandit]

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Robin nodded at his suggestion, happy to have the subject dropped about the shirt. “I suppose Leeroy works I had named him after the Greek hero but fine…” She reached forward and scratched his head, the rodent nuzzled her hand and sighed.

“We need to do research on him. I know that ferrets are carnivores. But he might need milk considering the fact that he’s a baby.” For the first time since she got here she smiled, it made her features look so much better than her constant scowl.

Rick grinned triumphantly when his name was picked over hers or rather, she decided to go along with his due to his childish attitude about the subject.

“Milk, huh?” Pushing up the sleeve on his right arm, he pressed a button on his robotic forearm. In an instant, a transparent screen popped up before him, the man using a finger to look up aforementioned information. “Mnm, well I wouldn’t advise feeding it pasteurized milk and there ain’t too many pet stores in this dimension unless I’ve just been blind to the entirety of the area. What do you suggest we do, blue? You’re the ferret expert.” He mused, downsizing the screen with a pinch of his index and thumb.

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

"Hmmmm I'm not sure where we are going to get ferret milk. I believe in animal sanctuaries they use baby formula."

She moved a little closer to him to peer over his shoulder at the screen. It had been so long since she had been on the Internet.

"Would it be possible for you to get some for me? I don't have any money, but I can come with you on if you'd like."

The girl was also aching to see another world. Apart from the one she had been trapped in.

[functioningdrunkastronaut-deact]

As much as Robin disliked Rick's she was always up to investigate. She closed her eyes tight and pressed her lips against his. Ugh he tasted like whiskey but his lips were surprisingly soft...

Rick blinked at the lovely stranger and stepped back. “ Did, did I die and actually go to the heaven that I don’t believe in? ”

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

She turned a deep shade of red at his stupid comment. “I was just curious, don’t mistake it for affection or i-infatuation!” Oh this was a bad idea.

[functioningdrunkastronaut-deact]

“ You-you think that I’m actually into that-that affection crap? I’m just surprised that a pretty girl like you took the time to randomly mack on an old bastard like me. I’m down with anything physical. Just check that emotional crap at the door.”

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

That…actually didn’t sound too bad. Robin had issues with emotions but physical things weren’t a big deal. Even though they made her incredibly flustered. “Well…we can kiss again I suppose.”

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Rick shrugged. “ Fine with me. You-you tell me to stop at whatever point and we could get hammered. See where it goes.”

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

"I don't need to get drunk, I'm a bit nervous but that's because it's been a while." She pressed her body against him. One of many things she found interesting about how Rick's was how thin and athletic their bodies were. She thought with how much they drank they would all have a beer belly. Her eyes closed and she gave him another kiss.

[functioningdrunkastronaut-deact]

As much as Robin disliked Rick's she was always up to investigate. She closed her eyes tight and pressed her lips against his. Ugh he tasted like whiskey but his lips were surprisingly soft...

Rick blinked at the lovely stranger and stepped back. “ Did, did I die and actually go to the heaven that I don’t believe in? ”

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

She turned a deep shade of red at his stupid comment. “I was just curious, don’t mistake it for affection or i-infatuation!” Oh this was a bad idea.

[functioningdrunkastronaut-deact]

“ You-you think that I’m actually into that-that affection crap? I’m just surprised that a pretty girl like you took the time to randomly mack on an old bastard like me. I’m down with anything physical. Just check that emotional crap at the door.”

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

That...actually didn't sound too bad. Robin had issues with emotions but physical things weren't a big deal. Even though they made her incredibly flustered. "Well...we can kiss again I suppose."

[functioningdrunkastronaut-deact]

As much as Robin disliked Rick's she was always up to investigate. She closed her eyes tight and pressed her lips against his. Ugh he tasted like whiskey but his lips were surprisingly soft...

Rick blinked at the lovely stranger and stepped back. “ Did, did I die and actually go to the heaven that I don’t believe in? ”

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

She turned a deep shade of red at his stupid comment. "I was just curious, don't mistake it for affection or i-infatuation!" Oh this was a bad idea.

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

Bonding

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Robin nodded at his suggestion, happy to have the subject dropped about the shirt. "I suppose Leeroy works I had named him after the Greek hero but fine..." She reached forward and scratched his head, the rodent nuzzled her hand and sighed.

"We need to do research on him. I know that ferrets are carnivores. But he might need milk considering the fact that he's a baby." For the first time since she got here she smiled, it made her features look so much better than her constant scowl.

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

Bonding

[rickedbandit]

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Rick had some business to attend to which usually consisted of either dropping something off, picking something up, or murdering someone in cold blood for a good amount of money or alternative payments. Naturally, there was time to drink in between of each of these activities.

Stepping into the bunker, he stopped by a wooden inn-table in the corner to pop the cap off of his bottle of alcohol, taking a long obnoxious drink before peering over at Robin; she appeared to be doing something though, it didn’t consist of fixing anything up or restoring it in anyway. Not from what he could see. “What’ve you been up to, blue? Sittin’ on your bum all day?” He joked, laughing at what he had said abruptly afterwards. Hey, someone had to do it.

He approached her, staring down at the creature for a moment before dropping his drink and falling to his knees, placing a hand on Robin’s face before shoving her aside a bit harder than intended. “Where did this come from?” It was probably an obvious answer but his interest was piqued and his eyes were wide with curiosity.

Robin was quick to recover and she slapped a hand over his mouth. “Sh! Don’t wake him up!” The animal stirred a little but continued its deep slumber. She had taken her sweater off and made a little makeshift bed for it. The girl wore a simple t shirt she had found discarded on the floor, it had FLESH CURTAINS emblazoned on the front but she couldn’t be particular about what she wore. It was the only clean shirt she could find.

She slowly lifted her hand from his mouth and looked at him, her expression was noticeably more softer than usual. “This is a black footed ferret.” She whispered. “I found it in the prairie that’s not to far from here. It was rejected by its mother for being a runt, Ive decided to take care of it. So please Rick, I don’t ask for much but please allow me this. I can’t let him back out there, he’ll die.” Robin looked at him with pleading eyes, it was the first emotion she showed towards him other than total apathy.

Rick’s lips curled inward as her hand slapped to his face to shoosh him, the man’s eyes still focused on the small ferret that merely stirred at his outburst. He listened to what she had to say rather then shoving her hand away or brushing off her words, something he would have done if he weren’t completely on board with this idea. 

His eyes flitted in her direction when she removed her hand, his eyes squinted slightly into a small glare now. “What? Y-You think I wanna throw it out? Shit, I’m a douche but I’m not heartless. It’s not like it even requires that much.” He defended. Before he could open his mouth to say something else, he noticed what shirt she had on. A familiar shirt that he owned but more or less pushed aside whenever it caught his attention. He wasn’t all that keen on his past despite speaking of it so freely. “Take off that shirt.” Okay, so that didn’t come out the way he intended but at the moment, he didn’t seem to care.

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

Robin blinked for a moment then blushed deeply. For a second she thought he meant in a sexual way, but no it was too harsh and angry. "But...I don't have anything to wear. I took my sweater off to make a bed for Jason, um I mean the ferret." She was too embarrassed to admit to Rick that she had already named it. "I don't have any clothes Rick."

She looked to her lap in shame, she really hated to depend on someone so much. He was doing her a massive favor by letting her stay with him and she knew that. Sure she had fixed a few of his long forgotten devices for him but she still felt bad for him. Beneath her shirt she wore nothing, no undershirt, no bra.

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

Bonding

[rickedbandit]

haveyouseenthismanbefore:

@rickedbandit The past week has been…interesting to say the least. Rick trusted her enough to begin working on his long forgotten inventions and it was making her happy again. Well that’s not to say that it hasn’t been awkward. They barely spoke to one another and she could feel the tension. Even if they were fugitives hiding out together it was hard for them to interact. Robin was still sitting on the ground and sleeping there. She could feel her body getting more and more sore with every night. The girl would spend hours thinking of her bed at home, her kitchen filled with all the different kinds of tea.

Therefore she decided to go for a walk while Rick was out doing god knows what. She was surprised that a little ways away from the ruins was a prairie. Robin had assumed that there wasn’t any life out here. She saw something rustling in the tall grass and she paused. The sounds from the creature sounded small and it compelled her to go investigate.

She parted the grass and gasped at the sight. It was a baby black footed ferret, they were supposed to endangered and here he was! The poor thing was shivering and so small. It seemed to her that it was a runt that the mother wanted nothing to do with it. Without thinking she reached down and scooped it up into her hands. “You poor thing, I know what I feels like to be abandoned.” The girl hugged it to her chest and it nuzzled her.

Robin sat on the ground in her designated little spot as she watched the small creature sleep peacefully. If Rick wanted to throw it out he’d have to throw her out too.

Rick had some business to attend to which usually consisted of either dropping something off, picking something up, or murdering someone in cold blood for a good amount of money or alternative payments. Naturally, there was time to drink in between of each of these activities.

Stepping into the bunker, he stopped by a wooden inn-table in the corner to pop the cap off of his bottle of alcohol, taking a long obnoxious drink before peering over at Robin; she appeared to be doing something though, it didn’t consist of fixing anything up or restoring it in anyway. Not from what he could see. “What’ve you been up to, blue? Sittin’ on your bum all day?” He joked, laughing at what he had said abruptly afterwards. Hey, someone had to do it.

He approached her, staring down at the creature for a moment before dropping his drink and falling to his knees, placing a hand on Robin’s face before shoving her aside a bit harder than intended. “Where did this come from?” It was probably an obvious answer but his interest was piqued and his eyes were wide with curiosity.

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

Robin was quick to recover and she slapped a hand over his mouth. "Sh! Don't wake him up!" The animal stirred a little but continued its deep slumber. She had taken her sweater off and made a little makeshift bed for it. The girl wore a simple t shirt she had found discarded on the floor, it had FLESH CURTAINS emblazoned on the front but she couldn't be particular about what she wore. It was the only clean shirt she could find.

She slowly lifted her hand from his mouth and looked at him, her expression was noticeably more softer than usual. "This is a black footed ferret." She whispered. "I found it in the prairie that's not to far from here. It was rejected by its mother for being a runt, Ive decided to take care of it. So please Rick, I don't ask for much but please allow me this. I can't let him back out there, he'll die." Robin looked at him with pleading eyes, it was the first emotion she showed towards him other than total apathy.

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[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

Bonding

@rickedbandit The past week has been...interesting to say the least. Rick trusted her enough to begin working on his long forgotten inventions and it was making her happy again. Well that's not to say that it hasn't been awkward. They barely spoke to one another and she could feel the tension. Even if they were fugitives hiding out together it was hard for them to interact. Robin was still sitting on the ground and sleeping there. She could feel her body getting more and more sore with every night. The girl would spend hours thinking of her bed at home, her kitchen filled with all the different kinds of tea. Therefore she decided to go for a walk while Rick was out doing god knows what. She was surprised that a little ways away from the ruins was a prairie. Robin had assumed that there wasn't any life out here. She saw something rustling in the tall grass and she paused. The sounds from the creature sounded small and it compelled her to go investigate. She parted the grass and gasped at the sight. It was a baby black footed ferret, they were supposed to endangered and here he was! The poor thing was shivering and so small. It seemed to her that it was a runt that the mother wanted nothing to do with it. Without thinking she reached down and scooped it up into her hands. "You poor thing, I know what I feels like to be abandoned." The girl hugged it to her chest and it nuzzled her. Robin sat on the ground in her designated little spot as she watched the small creature sleep peacefully. If Rick wanted to throw it out he'd have to throw her out too.

[rickedbandit]

Robin had been investigating him, he wasn't going inside of her journal like the other Rick's. No he was a special kind of Rick who needed to be dealt with. He was incredibly difficult to find, considering his line of work that was expected. She watched him standing there, in the middle of this dimension which was filled with nothing but ruins. The girl snuck up behind him and pressed the cool muzzle of her ray gun against the back of his head. "We need to talk."

He wasn’t the least bit tense as the cold tip of her weapon was pressed to the back of his head for he had heard her stalking someways behind him. He just decided to let her choose whether or not she would reveal herself. Either way, he would find out. 

“Oh, she speaks. And she’s hostile too? Take me out to dinner first.” Rick commented smugly, turning to face her. Now her gun would have been pointed yo his forehead if she were still holding it up to him. “What’s the word, blue?” he seemingly disregarded the fact that she was a liable threat, rather enjoying the small talk instead.

[rickedbandit]

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Robin closed her eyes a took a deep breath. He was deeply irritating her as he probed and teased about her name. She really really hated talking about her parents, anything having to do with them which included her name. That was simply a subject she never wanted to get into ever again, especially with a Rick as grating as him.

She raised a brow when he pulled out the thin blanket. It really didn’t bother her that she had to sleep on the floor, she would have rather slept outside then sleep with him. “That’s fine, I don’t want to be an inconvenience to you.”

With a sigh she slipped her trench coat off, he would notice that her red crew neck sweater had a few scorch marks. Her black jeans bore a tear just above her knee with dried blood surrounding it. The girl had been through a lot the past week.

“Oh, no. No, no, no. I don’t want to be an inconvenience to you.” Rick responded though the sarcasm was thick in his tone despite that grin plastered to his face. 

Swiping a remote from out of the cushion, he let the cushion fall back into place before plopping down on the couch himself, and turning on the small television screen before him. The moment it turned on, transparent screens seemed to emit out of it and into the area before him. What, you thought he was using something low tech? You thought wrong! They were touch sensitive and judging by the labels on each one, they were display options for whatever he felt like keeping an eye on at the moment. Using a finger of his, he selected one of the many sectors and the options dissipated, aforementioned sector popping up on the screen. It was presumably another area of this planet.

 “So, you’re an engineer, huh? W-What kinda stuff do you find yourself fixing up often, hm? Maybe you can be somewhat useful afterall. It’s not everyday I bunk with a stranger.” His eyes flitted over to her meekly before they returned to the screen.

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

Now that was a subject she could talk about for hours, there was only the slightest of a smile that graced her features as she pondered the question.

As she did so, she was quick to sit on the floor with crossed legs. "Well my area of expertise would be on hardware. I'm not one for back end programming. I have yet to create anything from scratch, but I do love tinkering with invention I've..." She paused for moment in order to think of a less criminal way to put what she did. "...acquired from the Ricks. I managed to take the tracking devices out of the portal guns I have. I also fix little inconveniences in some of the inventions which almost triples their resale value. For example, there was a cloaking device that only worked for minutes at a time, I extended that to about an hour."

Her brown eyes were bright now as she spoke of her accomplishments. The girl's intention wasn't meant to impress or show off to him. She was simply happy to have someone to talk to about this, even if it was a Rick. But there's a shift now as she realizes she can't go back home to her work station in her room.

"I do miss it, no one will buy anything from me anymore because they think I'm a murderer. As you can see I'm not the most charming person, therefore it's impossible to plea my case for innocence."

[rickedbandit]

Robin had been investigating him, he wasn't going inside of her journal like the other Rick's. No he was a special kind of Rick who needed to be dealt with. He was incredibly difficult to find, considering his line of work that was expected. She watched him standing there, in the middle of this dimension which was filled with nothing but ruins. The girl snuck up behind him and pressed the cool muzzle of her ray gun against the back of his head. "We need to talk."

He wasn’t the least bit tense as the cold tip of her weapon was pressed to the back of his head for he had heard her stalking someways behind him. He just decided to let her choose whether or not she would reveal herself. Either way, he would find out. 

“Oh, she speaks. And she’s hostile too? Take me out to dinner first.” Rick commented smugly, turning to face her. Now her gun would have been pointed yo his forehead if she were still holding it up to him. “What’s the word, blue?” he seemingly disregarded the fact that she was a liable threat, rather enjoying the small talk instead.

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

Robin closed her eyes a took a deep breath. He was deeply irritating her as he probed and teased about her name. She really really hated talking about her parents, anything having to do with them which included her name. That was simply a subject she never wanted to get into ever again, especially with a Rick as grating as him.

She raised a brow when he pulled out the thin blanket. It really didn't bother her that she had to sleep on the floor, she would have rather slept outside then sleep with him. "That's fine, I don't want to be an inconvenience to you."

With a sigh she slipped her trench coat off, he would notice that her red crew neck sweater had a few scorch marks. Her black jeans bore a tear just above her knee with dried blood surrounding it. The girl had been through a lot the past week.

[rickedbandit]

Robin had been investigating him, he wasn't going inside of her journal like the other Rick's. No he was a special kind of Rick who needed to be dealt with. He was incredibly difficult to find, considering his line of work that was expected. She watched him standing there, in the middle of this dimension which was filled with nothing but ruins. The girl snuck up behind him and pressed the cool muzzle of her ray gun against the back of his head. "We need to talk."

He wasn’t the least bit tense as the cold tip of her weapon was pressed to the back of his head for he had heard her stalking someways behind him. He just decided to let her choose whether or not she would reveal herself. Either way, he would find out. 

“Oh, she speaks. And she’s hostile too? Take me out to dinner first.” Rick commented smugly, turning to face her. Now her gun would have been pointed yo his forehead if she were still holding it up to him. “What’s the word, blue?” he seemingly disregarded the fact that she was a liable threat, rather enjoying the small talk instead.

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

He was touchy, she did not like that. Her name actually didn’t have anything to do with her hair color but the origin of her name sake was much too complicated to explain right now. She said nothing as she followed after him, it seemed as if she was going to have to have a talk with him about respecting personal space. When the entrance opened she raised a brow in interest. The one thing she could admire about Rick’s was their intellect. Although that was usually muddled by alcohol and god knows what else.  “I fancy myself an engineer as well, if you have anything that needs to be worked on.” As the girl followed behind him she made sure to keep her distance as a not so subtle hint about the wide berth she preferred.  “Also, could you please refrain from calling me a bird. My name is Robin and that’s it.”

[rickedbandit]

“Not sure if you knew this or not, love, but a Robin also happens to be a type of bird.” Rick informed her matter-of-factly, if not to give her some new piece of information, to look like a snarky prick about it. 

With that, he began walking down the steep steps that led down into his bunker. It seemed to be nothing but pure metal leading into darkness. A few minutes would pass before the steps took another turn and yet another wall was before them. Only Rick had the key to pass. A simple press of a button on a key chain he held sent the door sliding upwards for them to enter. Upon stepping inside, the room would light up, revealing a cozy living space for one, complete with a couch in the center, a small television or… Radar, it appeared and a work table somewhere off to the side.

The entirety of the room’s walls appeared to be oddly bare considering this man’s supposed artillery. Perhaps that was in yet another hidden room. For now, this is what they had to work with. Beer cans and the like littered the floor along with papers,  blank and other covered with scribbles of blueprints.

“Welcome to Casa de Rick. Home of yours truly,” He gestured to himself, beginning to bow as well with a proud smirk. 

[haveyouseenthismanbefore]

“I am not named after the bird, my name was suppose to be Christopher Robin, but I didn’t come out the gender they wanted. Therefore my name is Robin instead.”  Robin was sick of him calling her bird and therefore decided to clear things up. But, as she watched him presenting his room to her she noticed that he wasn’t listening. The place was a very typical bachelor pad, he nose wrinkled at the smell of stale beer permeating the air. If she was going to be staying here, then she was going to have to clean up.  “Is there another place to sleep or is this it?” 

She nodded at the couch, it looked comfortable enough and she wasn’t exactly in a position to be picky.

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