Hawkeye

Hello people of tumblr it’s me Hawkeye Pierce. Please stop by and ask a question. I’ll get around to it when I have the time.

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Lil pre-emptive post to say this will be a Benjamin “Hawkeye” Pierce ask blog. I’ll do my best to reply and post how Hawkeye would from M*A*S*H. Most posts will be what hes doing at that time or responding to asks.

Also when in character the writing will be coloured Blue.

Just some basic rules now;

1- I don’t Rp outside of reblogs or asks.

2- nothing discriminatory will be answered.

3- I’m here to have fun. So please keep it lighthearted. I’ll do my best to keep things light and positive. And in character :)

Now ask away this ends the scheduled announcement from your friendly blog mod :)

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It’s been a while since I posted. Sorry about that the War an all. An update is in order. The rumour about Franks troubling letter has already spread and been forgotten. But I will tell you what happened, so long story short, Radar told Klinger that Franks wife was leaving him but Klinger interpreted it as Frank was leaving her, then it somehow got out that Frank was leaving. This got back to Frank, who believed that he was going to go home. Trapper and I did what anyone would do and decided to plan a farewell party for Frank. We commandeered some of Frank’s supplies, chocolate and what not, and the party was off. Everyone was having a great time and then when Colonel Blake asked what the party was for it’s came out that Frank wasn’t actually leaving and then it came out that half the people thought this was a wake because somehow the rumour had morphed into something about his wife being dead and the other half thought it was to cheer Frank up because they thought his wife was leaving him. In the end we had a great party and Franks wifes alive and well, and not leaving him. He also said if he found who started that rumour he’d have them court-martialed. Fingers crossed.

(My bad y’all life’s been hectic)

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Was playin a game of chess with Trapper today when Radar came in asking about how weird Frank had been acting lately, so naturally Trapper and I lie and say he got a troubling letter from the wife. Almost as if he heard, Frank decided to grace us with his presence. Perhaps his ears were burning. He made the usual grumble about non officers being in the officers’ tent and promptly pushed Radar out the swamp. Will update you all when the rumour about Frank has time to make the rounds.

(Wow sorry for the lack of posting eep)

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hawkeye if u were to wake up as gregor samsa metamorphosis one morning (giant human sized bug) but u got to choose the bug, what bug r u choosin

Ooo tough question. Good question. I think I’d be a cockroach, tough little bugs. Having shared an environment with them for so long I’m surprised it hasn’t happened already.

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When did you fall in love with Father Mulcahy?

Well now thats a question isn’t it…

The first one being answered. congratulations. A congratulatory letter will be sent to you post haste.

With the army postal service it’ll probably get to you after the wars ended.

Now, the question. Not to offend Father Mulcahy, but why’d you think I fell in love with him? Apart from the dashing good looks and his way with words.