The Actual Better Barton

Cooper: Hey Lila, can I ask you something?

Lila: Shoot.

Cooper: If you didn't have hands, would you wear gloves?

Lila: No.

Cooper: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks?

Lila: No.

Cooper: Then why do you wear a bra? [ducks to narrowly avoid getting hit with a ball]

@hawkeyes-favorite

Shut up, Hunt. Ur getting jumped tonight 😒

If you need me I'll be outside hiding from your wrath.

And now I know where to find you. Good luck hiding for long.

I didn't say where outside.

I will find you.

Count ur days

He's by the couch

HA NOTED !

Are you and Wanda still dating?

Yeah, I don’t see why we wouldn’t be?

//hey everyone, uhm, the next few months are going to be really difficult for me. I’m sorry I haven’t been as active as I have been in the past.

If ya’ll could send me a bunch of asks and interact with me again to get my mind off of what’s happening I’d appreciate it a lot.

I’m not going to specify anything but I’m physically okay, just grieving.//

ashvian-arts

(I mod this account, if anyone wants to interact here or any of my other blogs I’d appreciate it a lot)

blogs:

@hawkeyes-favorite

@cooperbarton-hawkeyeskid

@ive-got-no-strings

@hydra-asset-a175

@hydra-spider

@that-one-blind-kid

Hey Lila! -@angelic-halos

Hiiii !!!

Cooper: Hey Lila, can I ask you something?

Lila: Shoot.

Cooper: If you didn't have hands, would you wear gloves?

Lila: No.

Cooper: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks?

Lila: No.

Cooper: Then why do you wear a bra? [ducks to narrowly avoid getting hit with a ball]

@hawkeyes-favorite

Shut up, Hunt. Ur getting jumped tonight 😒

If you need me I'll be outside hiding from your wrath.

And now I know where to find you. Good luck hiding for long.

I didn't say where outside.

I will find you.

Count ur days

Cooper: Hey Lila, can I ask you something?

Lila: Shoot.

Cooper: If you didn't have hands, would you wear gloves?

Lila: No.

Cooper: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks?

Lila: No.

Cooper: Then why do you wear a bra? [ducks to narrowly avoid getting hit with a ball]

@hawkeyes-favorite

Shut up, Hunt. Ur getting jumped tonight 😒

If you need me I'll be outside hiding from your wrath.

And now I know where to find you. Good luck hiding for long.

Cooper: Hey Lila, can I ask you something?

Lila: Shoot.

Cooper: If you didn't have hands, would you wear gloves?

Lila: No.

Cooper: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks?

Lila: No.

Cooper: Then why do you wear a bra? [ducks to narrowly avoid getting hit with a ball]

@hawkeyes-favorite

Shut up, Hunt. Ur getting jumped tonight 😒

Lila: I was nice to my brothers.

Clint: So ...?

Lila: Can I have money now?

@hawkeyes-favorite

I should be paid too

Neither of you are getting paid

...you don't get paid for being nice?

Do not add to this conversation.

Clint- I got paid for eating breakfast- for doing my hair and occasionally for not skipping school?

@angelic-halos @hawkeyes-favorite

You w h a t

Yes!

IF THATS WHAT ITS FOR HE OWES ME HUNDREDS

THEN GO GET IT!

@clintbarton-thearrowguy

Lila: I was nice to my brothers.

Clint: So ...?

Lila: Can I have money now?

@hawkeyes-favorite

I should be paid too

Neither of you are getting paid

...you don't get paid for being nice?

Do not add to this conversation.

Clint- I got paid for eating breakfast- for doing my hair and occasionally for not skipping school?

@angelic-halos @hawkeyes-favorite

You w h a t

Yes!

IF THATS WHAT ITS FOR HE OWES ME HUNDREDS

Lila: I was nice to my brothers.

Clint: So ...?

Lila: Can I have money now?

@hawkeyes-favorite

I should be paid too

Neither of you are getting paid

...you don't get paid for being nice?

Do not add to this conversation.

Clint- I got paid for eating breakfast- for doing my hair and occasionally for not skipping school?

@angelic-halos @hawkeyes-favorite

You w h a t

*turns you into a hawk for two days*

Oh.

My loveeeee

Daddddd

@clintbarton-thearrowguy @thebettermaximofftwin

Baby! Nooo!!

*flies onto your shoulder*

*scoops you into my arm* I shall keep you safe.

Caw

(Thank you, baby)

*smiles* you’re a cute bird

*fluffs feathers*

*giggles*

*nuzzles head under your chin*

*gently runs my finger along the top of your head* :0 I should make you a little hat!

Caw

(But it’s only for one more day)

*turns you into a hawk for two days*

Oh.

My loveeeee

Daddddd

@clintbarton-thearrowguy @thebettermaximofftwin

Baby! Nooo!!

*flies onto your shoulder*

*scoops you into my arm* I shall keep you safe.

Caw

(Thank you, baby)

*smiles* you’re a cute bird

*fluffs feathers*

*giggles*

*nuzzles head under your chin*

*turns you into a hawk for two days*

Oh.

My loveeeee

Daddddd

@clintbarton-thearrowguy @thebettermaximofftwin

Baby! Nooo!!

*flies onto your shoulder*

*scoops you into my arm* I shall keep you safe.

Caw

(Thank you, baby)

*smiles* you’re a cute bird

*fluffs feathers*

*turns you into a hawk for two days*

Oh.

My loveeeee

Daddddd

@clintbarton-thearrowguy @thebettermaximofftwin

Baby! Nooo!!

*flies onto your shoulder*

*scoops you into my arm* I shall keep you safe.

Caw

(Thank you, baby)

*turns you into a hawk for two days*

Oh.

My loveeeee

Daddddd

@clintbarton-thearrowguy @thebettermaximofftwin

Baby! Nooo!!

*flies onto your shoulder*

Hey Lila! -@angelic-halos

Caw!

Hi!

Oh crap.

Caw

Yup

What is with people turning us into Hawks? Is it because dad's Hawkeye?