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What if I archived and remade this blog because actually this dashboard just makes me sad
Update that I will in fact be doing this later when I get to my laptop because I actually really need a fresh start
“It was the best cake in the world.” A pause, and a smile. "'course, nothing quite like something home baked, and I've never gotten my grandmother's recipe, but there's a bakery on the other side of town that's coming pretty close. If you want, I'll take you. Make it a daytrip." (changes ur memes and skips awkward initial relationship stuff - )
@stokcd sent a thing
Legs swing beneath her chair, shoes scuffing against the floor with a soft shhk-shhk, shhk-shhk. She's listening intently, of course, the way she always does when people are telling her things, soaking up the information like a sponge. There's so much still to learn, so much that she now knows that she should know about but still remains a mystery to her.
So she listens, head tilted gently to one side, before perking up at the suggestion of a trip. Nine Kelly sits straighter, beams, nods before remembering that she's supposed to use her words. Still difficult to remember, sometimes.
"I'd like that," she says, and it's almost audible the way she selects each word, places them deliberately before speaking.
starters from the 1996 movie Matilda. Change pronouns as needed.
“Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same.”
“Some will only be good at making Jell-O salad.”
“Get out of the street, you dodos!”
“You’re supposed to eat the spinach!”
“Why would you want to read, when the television is right there?”
“I was supposed to start school in September. You wouldn’t listen.”
“You’re a liar.”
“I’m great! I’m incredible!”
“Check it if you don’t believe me.”
“Are you being smart with me? If you are, you’ll be punished.”
“Punished for being smart?”
“When a person is bad, that person has to be taught a lesson.”
“Snickerdoodle. what did you do to your hair?”
“Dirty dealings never stay secret for long”
“Nobody ever got rich being honest.”
“ I’m smart, you’re dumb; I’m big, you’re little; I’m right, you’re wrong, and there’s nothing you can do about it.”
“Your hair looks awful!”
“The fibers are fused to the head!”
“from now on this family does exactly what I say when exactly when I say it!”
“Would your parents believe it?”
“Time for one of our little heart-to-hearts?”
“A girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent.”
“You’re a disgusting criminal.”
“It was the best cake in the world.”
“My mom’s is better.”
“The cops are watching the house.”
“The apple never rots far from the tree!”
“Don’t speak unless you’re spoken to.”
“Next time I tell you to empty your pockets, do it faster!”
“This could be the most interesting thing you’ve ever done.”
“It’s not a snake. It’s a newt”
“Your family doesn’t appreciate you. One day, things will be different.”
“I can’t abandon my children.”
“he called me Bumblebee.”
“ Shouldn’t you be in school?”
“I hope you have a search warrant.”
“What did your father call you?”
“ you promised me you wouldn’t go back in that house again.”
“I did it with my powers.”
“I think I got them down.”
“I’m not seven years old anymore, [name]”
“I will get you like you got me. That is a promise.”
“It beats so fast. it sounds like it’s humming.”
“I love it here!”
“Please don’t let them take me.”
“Why would she want some snotty, disobedient kid?”
“Because she’s a spectacularly wonderful child and I love her.”
“I’ve had them since I was big enough to Xerox.”
“You’re the only daughter I ever had and I never understood you.”
“After all, she was a very smart kid.”
“They each got what they had always wanted: A loving family.”
So who's taking Nine trick or treating
&. 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( a mix of horror, humor, and happy hauntings! )
❛ you say beetlejuice three times. and i’ll say candyman five times. then we get them to fight. ❜
❛ that’s your face? oh, i thought it was a mask. ❜
❛ if you ever get scared, you can hold my hand. ❜
❛ how late do you think the blood bank stays open? ❜
❛ what slasher do you think you could take? in a fight, i mean. ❜
❛ and the walls will ooze green slime?! wait, they always do that. ❜
❛ holy shit, you should have seen the look on your face! ❜
❛ these pumpkins may be tiny, but they give so much serotonin. ❜
❛ on halloween we dress as skeletons. but in reality, skeletons dress as us. ❜
❛ do you believe in ghosts? ❜
❛ i think we’re being followed. ❜
❛ well, one of us is going to have to change. ❜
❛ don’t tell me you’re afraid of the dark. ❜
❛ we’re not alone. ❜
❛ i see dead people. ❜
❛ scream for me, my little banshee. ❜
❛ i said, look behind you. ❜
❛ do you think ghosts ask if they believe in humans? ❜
❛ i heard the houses here give out huge candy bars. ❜
❛ it’s like we’re too old to trick or treat and too young to die. ❜
❛ hey you need a… hand? ❜
❛ halloween is the perfect day to hide a body in plain sight. ❜
❛ it’s just a mask, don’t worry! ❜
❛ have you picked out a costume yet? ❜
❛ i can read your fortune. it says you’re a nerd. ❜
❛ get in loser, we’re going to spirit halloween. ❜
❛ did that ghost just spell ‘get out’ wrong? ❜
❛ if you can’t summon the flames directly from hell, store bought is fine. ❜
❛ if a zombie apocalypse started on halloween, it would take a while to realize. ❜
❛ you frightened me. do it again. ❜
❛ wanna see something scary? ❜
❛ i came here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat. ❜
❛ i don’t think we should be here. ❜
❛ maybe i’ll summon a demon so i can hang out with someone. ❜
❛ what i want to be for halloween is loved. ❜
❛ what’s your favorite scary movie? ❜
❛ i’ve seen enough horror movies to know where this is going. ❜
❛ some people have swimming pools, other people have private cemeteries. ❜
❛ they really need to add bloopers at the end of horror movies. ❜
❛ you alright? you look like you’ve seen a ghost. ❜
❛ that’s fake blood, right? ❜
❛ i could have sworn we were just here. ❜
❛ do not say we should split up. ❜
❛ did the eyes in that painting just move? ❜
❛ i think it’s found us. ❜
❛ scared? i’m not scared. ❜
❛ you can’t help the dead. they’re beyond help. ❜
❛ whatever you do, don’t look behind you. ❜
❛ i think i’m getting pretty good at this pumpkin carving business. ❜
❛ the scariest thing about halloween is that rent is due the next day. ❜
❛ …and they were never heard from again. ❜
❛ i know this isn’t your area of expertise, but is this guy dead? ❜
❛ why does that grave have your name on it? ❜
❛ i could really go for a hot chocolate right now. ❜
What up nerds, I'm alive
* . ✧ CROOKED KINGDOM ✧ . *
- STARTERS -
❝ I would have come for you. And if I couldn’t walk, I’d crawl to you. ❞ ❝ We never stop fighting. ❞ ❝ You don’t ask for forgiveness. You earn it. ❞ ❝ When the world owed you nothing, you demanded something of it anyway. ❞ ❝ Fear is a phoenix. You can watch it burn a thousand times and still it will return. ❞ ❝ Let’s not say things we don’t mean, my love. ❞ ❝ And that was what destroyed you in the end: the longing for something you could never have. ❞ ❝ Meeting you was a disaster. ❞ ❝ You are a tidal wave. You’re a stampede. You are overwhelming. ❞ ❝ How many times have you told me you’re a monster? So be a monster. ❞ ❝ I don’t hold a grudge. I cradle it. I coddle it. ❞ ❝ You don’t look like a monster. ❞ ❝ Suffering is like anything else. Live with it long enough, you learn to like the taste. ❞ ❝ I have been made to protect you. Even in death, I will find a way. ❞ ❝ You’re weak because you’re afraid of people seeing your weakness. You’re letting shame decide who you are. ❞ ❝ You probably bartered your way out of the womb. ❞ ❝ You can only sharpen a blade so far. In the end, it comes down to the quality of the metal. ❞ ❝ They don’t know who we are. Not really. ❞ ❝ Let’s go show them they picked the wrong damn fight. ❞ ❝ Sometimes, the only way to get justice is to take it for yourself. ❞ ❝ But if you couldn’t open a door, you just had to make a new one. ❞ ❝ I’ve been nothing but kind to you. ❞ ❝ How about I push you in the canal and we see if you know how to swim? ❞ ❝ Before you finish that sentence, I want you to think about what a promise from me costs and what you’re willing to pay for it. ❞ ❝ No matter the height of the mountain, the climbing is the same. ❞ ❝ We can endure all kinds of pain. It’s shame that eats men whole. ❞ ❝ I think you’d flirt with a date palm if it would pay you any attention. ❞ ❝ When fear arrives, something is about to happen. ❞ ❝ I just don’t get it. I’ve spent my whole life hiding the things I can’t do. Why run from the amazing things you can do? ❞ ❝ How many rules have you broken since you met me? How many laws? ❞ ❝ You don’t win by running one game. ❞ ❝ You take the action where you find it. ❞ ❝ We learn to hold our heads as if we wear crowns. We learn to wring magic from the ordinary. ❞ ❝ What you want and what the world needs are not always in accord. ❞ ❝ I suppose you’ve got your future all figured out? ❞ ❝ I am with you because you let me be with you. ❞
buzzfeed unsolved ask meme adjust sentences as needed im just having a good time out here.
“That’s the greatest thing to steal: a man’s joy.”
“I really like your name.”
“What a fun thing I’ve stumbled upon. Thank you for this.”
“I’m gonna give you time to speak, because I’m a masochist.”
“I’m STRANGE. And OFF-PUTTING.”
“It sounds like things are escalating.”
“I think there’s a lost grave around here.”
“Wanna see my maps?”
“This is my absolute worst nightmare.”
“This is where I invite you to do your very best to kill me.”
“Here you are, smiling in the face of the devil.”
“Shall we go and try to find a demon?”
“I’m glad we shared a tender moment.”
“I’ve run away from every possible fight that’s ever occurred in my life.”
“This is a house of God!”
“Did you just do that as an excuse to rub your nipple?”
“I stole your gold. And your wife.”
“Why are you unbuttoning your pants?”
“Oh, you’ve out-dumbed yourself.”
“I’ve lost the ability to feel.”
“Don’t try, demon.”
“Children will come and tell tales of me!”
“You paint me in your free time?”
“Do you not like my vibe? I don’t blame you.”
“I can’t wait to get possessed.”
“Tickle me.”
“Grab my nipples.”
“Let’s tango, baby! Let’s dance!”
“Your mind is your own worst enemy. And my greatest ally.”
I’m thinking of changing my older Nine fc but no-one seems right
Suggestions welcome!
To be fair, what I should actually be doing is rewriting all of my verses but like. Nah
Current potentials are:
Holliday Grainger
Jessica de Gouw
Maggie Geha
Meghann Fahy
Thoughts?
Warehouse 13 2x13, Secret Santa
starters from the 2002 movie Treasure Planet. Change pronouns as needed.
“Little did they suspect they were pursued by pirates”
“and the most feared of all these pirates was the notorious [name]”
“FIRE!”
“I thought you were asleep an hour ago.”
“I was just getting to the best part.”
“Oh, can those eyes get any bigger?”
“Scootch over.”
“[name] and their band of renegades swooped in out of nowhere”
“and then, gathering their spoils, vanished without a trace.”
“[name]’s secret trove was never found”
“I know it’s real”
“It’s been a madhouse here all morning”
“What brings you here curious little one? Are your parents around?”
“ah yes, deplorable–uh! adorable!”
“This constitutes a violation of their probation”
“It’s been hard enough keeping this place afloat by myself”
“I just don’t want to see you throw away your future.”
“what future?”
“Managing it? I’m at the end of my rope.”
“Good lad”
“Uh, come on, give me your arm.”
“This is it! the answer to all our problems.”
“I’ll use my savings to finance the expedition.”
“Okay you’re both grounded.”
“I’m gonna set things right.”
“I don’t want to lose you.”
“You know what they say! Familiarity breeds, well, contempt, but in our case–”
“lets just find the ship, okay?”
“Nasty business but I won’t bore you with my scars.”
“You know I don’t mean a word of it.”
“I said something rather good this morning before coffee.”
“A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots”
“There you go— Poetry.”
“There’s no finer officer in this or any galaxy”
“So that’s where you was hiding!”
“Too bad my nose works just fine”
“cabin boys should mind their own business”
“Thank heavens for little miracles”
“Didn’t anyone teach you to pick your fights more carefully?”
“I’m doing just fine.”
“They weren’t exactly singing my praises when I left home.”
“You give up a few things, chasing a dream.”
“Look, don’t you get it?! l screwed up! For two seconds, l thought that maybe… l could do something right, but–”
“Now, you listen to me, [name] You got the makings of greatness in ya…”
“I hope I’m there catching some of the light that coming of ya that day,”
“next thing you know they’ll be saying I’ve gone soft.”
“I cozied up to the kid to keep ‘em off our scent!”
“touching and talking, that’s my two big no-no’s”
“l mean, I am a doctor, but I’m not that kind of doctor. l have a doctorate. It’s not the same thing. You can’t help people with a doctorate. You just sit there, and you’re useless.”
“that’s a good plan. I like that plan.”
“You’re just like me. You hate to lose.”
“You’re taking me too.”
“Oh, a mind is a terrible thing to lose.”
“I feel like such a useless weakling with abnormally thin wrists.”
“We are so out of here!”
“Just a lifelong obsession. I’ll get over it.”
“Hey! You hugged me back!”
“Oh I promised myself I wouldn’t cry”
“look at ya, glowing like a solar fire. You’re something special, [name]. You’re gonna rattle the stars, you are.”
sentences from the youtube series , buzzfeed unsolved . primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .
“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
“ it’s not impressive , no one’s impressed ”
“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
“ as god as my witness , he snapped him in half ”
“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
“ you can live in the cave ”
“ i’m a big fan of your name ”
“ the fact that you steal , that’s really funny to me ”
“ that’s the greatest thing to steal : a man’s joy ”
“ because i’m a masochist ”
“ i’m going to regret this ”
“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
“ cowards , all of you ”
“ i’m strange and off putting ”
“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
“ here you are , smiling in the face of the devil ”
“ i hate bats ”
“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
“ not today devil birds , not today ”
“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
“ i think i’m gonna cry ”
“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears , this is my worst nightmare ”
“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
“ were you making horse noises ? ”
“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
“ well this is horrifying ”
“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
“ you talk to hide from the silence ”
“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles ! 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”
GENERAL
“Can you walk?”
“How did this happen?”
“What the hell happened?”
“I hit my head.”
“Did you hit your head?”
“Can you hear me?”
“Don’t close your eyes, stay awake!”
“Come on, stay with me!”
“No no no no no!”
“You shot me!”
“I didn’t mean to shoot you!”
“You stabbed me!”
“I didn’t mean to stab you!”
“Take the knife out!”
“Don’t take the knife out!”
“It was an accident!”
“That/this wasn’t an accident!”
“That looks broken.”
“I think my leg/arm is broken.”
“That doesn’t look good.”
“Am I going to die?”
“You’re not going to die!”
“Calm down!”
“Don’t panic!”
“I can’t help you if you don’t let me!”
BLOOD
“Are you bleeding?”
“Don’t move, you’re bleeding.”
“Is that blood?”
“Whose blood is that?”
“That’s a lot of blood.”
“Do you know how to get bloodstains out?”
“Why do you know how to get bloodstains out?”
“Damn, I got blood on my shirt.”
“Don’t move, you’re losing blood!”
“I won’t let you bleed out!”
“You have blood on your face.”
“I swear to god, if you get blood on me…”
“What’s your blood type?”
“Why in the hell would you need to know my blood type?”
WOUNDS
“That cut is nasty.”
“You have a massive gash in your arm/leg!’
“Don’t touch it!”
“Don’t move, you’ll only make it worse!”
“I’ll get some bandages.”
“You’re going to need stitches.”
“That looks infected…”
“Did you get bit by something?”
“There’s no exit wound, the bullet is still in you.”
“There’s an exit wound, the bullet went through you.”
AFTERCARE
“How are you feeling?”
“How does it feel?”
“It’s still not healed, but it’s getting there.”
“Let’s go home.”
“I just want to go home.”
“Let’s get you into the bathtub.”
“We need to change your bandages soon.”
“Get some sleep, okay?”
“You need to eat something, you’ve been through a lot today.”
“I’ll check up on you in a bit.”
“You’re going to be fine. I promise.”
𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 (𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟏) 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.
please feel free to edit these as necessary.
“ boy, why are you crying? ”
“ i wasn’t crying. ”
“ it may hurt a little. ”
“ i think it’s perfectly sweet of you. ”
“ i shall give you a kiss, if you like. ”
“ i’ve got to be there, i promised. ”
“ my word is my bond. ”
“ if it’s your time to go, it’s your time to go. ”
“ don’t look at me! ”
“ that’s very nice, dear. ”
“ when are you going to stop acting like a child? ”
“ grow up. ”
“ look at you! such a sweet thing! ”
“ i’ve lost my marbles. ”
“ so, you’ve become a pirate! ”
“ will everybody just shut up?! ”
“ you haven’t looked at them once. ”
“ you are not being careful. ”
“ now, you know where faeries come from, don’t you? ”
“ you’re in charge now. ”
“ it’s possible that this is some kind of ridiculous prank. ”
“ how far back can you remember? ”
“ i knew you’d forgotten! ”
“ don’t you know who you are? ”
“ maybe this means you’ll be twice as much fun. ”
“ if less is more, there’s no end to me. ”
“ i’m dying. heading towards the white light. i’ve left my body. ”
“ my god, i think i killed it. ”
“ please don’t! i have a bad back! ”
“ who amongst us does not belong? ”
“ you made a boo-boo. ”
“ are you trying to do me out of my job? ”
“ pick up your weapon. ”
“ kill them. kill them all. ”
“ you’re not old enough to shave. ”
“ what are you doing with that sword? ”
“ what is this? lord of the flies preschool? ”
“ i want to speak to a grown-up! ”
“ we kill pirates. ”
“ i’ve just had a sublime vision. all the jagged parts of my life have come together to form a complete and mystical whole. ”
“ my life is over. ”
“ are you getting dramatic? ”
“ don’t ever frighten me like that again. ”
“ i think a bit of skulduggery would do you good. ”
“ lie? me? never! the truth is far too much fun. ”
“ eat what? there’s nothing here. gandhi ate more than this! ”
“ oil-dripping, beef-fart-sniffing bubble butt. ”
“ someone has a severe caca mouth. ”
“ i don’t like this game. ”
“ i ran away. ”
“ at that moment, something changed in me forever. ”
“ i can see why you have trouble finding a happy thought. ”
“ i wanted to be a father. ”
“ don’t we have the greatest adventures? ”
“ i like this game! ask me another one. ”
“ this is the only wish i’ve ever wished for myself. ”
“ this… is really going to hurt. ”
“ do something intelligent! ”
“ death is the only adventure you have left. ”
“ to a ten year old, i’m huge. ”
“ you owe me something. ”
“ i can’t stay. i’ve done what i came to do, and now i have to go back. ”
“ do you know that place between sleep and awake, where you can still remember dreaming? ”
“ have you ever known what it’s like to feel the exhilaration of really flying? ”
“ i missed the adventure again, didn’t i? ”
nonverbal memes
add + to reverse who does the action
[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention [ sleep ] for your muse to wake mine [ cover ] for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket [ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc. [ kiss ] for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning [ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair [ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair [ embrace ] for your muse to hold mine [ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room [ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer [ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger [ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s [ weep ] for your muse to catch mine crying [ eat ] for your muse to offer mine food [ hit ] for your muse to attack mine [ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance [ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine [ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap [ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring [ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually [ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support [ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm [ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand [ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did [ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine [ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap [ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down [ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away [ dream ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare [ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation [ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury [ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine [ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger [ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine [ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine