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"When you talk to the cops about this, tell 'em Hawkeye was the good guy willya? I don't need anymore bad press." selective hawkeye || 616/mcu || @hawkthing

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CHRIS PRATT FOR BARTON 2012 2014

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ᴀs ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀᴄᴏʟᴏʀ. ɪ ᴡᴀsʜ ᴏғғ.

☭ Indie Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow ☭ Mun + Muse over 21 ☭ 616 + MCU ☭ Loves AUs and tentatively OC friendly ☭ Multi - verse, ship + stuff and things ☭ Primarily icon + para ☭ 10+ years experience ☭ OOC Friendly ☭ Plotting, rambling and short stuff all welcome

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Been gone mostly all night, hanging out with alianxvna and a friend. :>  Will try to be back later, on possibly yet more pain pills, and if not I'll be around tomorrow reblogging spooky stuff because Clint loves Halloween even more than me. xx

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Alright gentlefolk. Bedtime, thanks everyone for doing the thing today! Clint's still super psyched to play with everyone. :D Will probably reblog memes tomorrow instead of opens or 'like for a starter' things, so. Yep. xx

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She eyed him, mouth half open to say something (though she didn’t know what). “Huh. I don’t know, I tend to like the people I can get to the eighth date and beyond with.” The more he talked the more he smelled sad to her. Or at least something in that realm. Elizabeth was all for showing kindness to people she thought deserved it (and biting sarcasm to those who didn’t) but that wasn’t why she’d asked him out. 

"Wait, hang on, you found a dog named Arrow? That’s book level coincidence. Lucky is more interesting, though." 

When he offered to pay, she shook her head. “Nah, I mean you can if you want to, but I need to take out some money anyway. If I wait I’ll probably forget, or the bank will close and then I’ll be right the hell outta luck.”

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"We haven't even been on the first one yet. Isn't that jumping the shark?" Self-loathing had rolled off Clint in waves for years, it was as automatic as aiming a bow practically. Had this been a pity date, Clint still probably would've gone one it, because dates were dates, and some small part of him wanted to prove that yes, he could absolutely date somebody without fucking it up straight away. 

He groaned. Lucky's name was precisely that, too much of a coincidence to be real. "Tell me about it. He decided to play hero and got himself hurt, when I got him." But let's not talk about freaky tracksuit thugs, Barton.

"Yeah, no, I'll pay. That way you've got your money and I've got a little less to sit on. S'cool." And so Clint checked his pocket out of necessity. The number of times his wallet had gone missing were borderline terrifying.

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"I heard that she murdered her whole family and stuffed them all down in the basement."

"Seriously? Oh, man—we’ve gotta go and look.I mean, if they’re down there.. Aw man, how old would their bodies be? That’s the worst.”No, the worst is suggesting going aftercorpses that could be totally haunted.

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"Like in American Horror Story when they buy the murder house and have no idea that they’re living with years and years of violent deaths, murders and ghosts? It seems like a pretty sinister gig."

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"Exactly like that—I wonder if there's some underground association of realtors who set people up with haunted houses and stuff in order to kill them off. You think that could be a thing? I do."

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"You’re such a charmer, how on earth are you still single?" That was only half a joke. Though, to be fair, she didn’t get out much. Kinda hard with the excessive sense of smell, and hearing. And the teeth. Can’t forget those.

Though on the subject of sharp, pointy, deadly things, she had to wonder what being bad at shooting apples off someone’s head entailed. 

A cringe. Yeah, let’s not imagine.

"Hey, there’s nothing wrong with taking some down time. Especially not when it involves dogs. I had a few as a kid and roamed around with ‘em in the woods. They make great pals. — What’d you name yours?"

By now they’d escaped the underground, and she realized she didn’t have any cash on her. Elizabeth front, pinpointed her regular bank (which was a rather suspicious stroke of luck, considering hers usually ended with something trying to rip her a new one) and changed course a little. 

"You mind if we stop there for a bit? I spent my money in a cab earlier."

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"Because I'm not the kind of guy you'd want to date—just the kind you go on dates with." Which only made sense in Clint's head, surely. Going on dates meant polite chatter, and food, and probably drinks. Dating meant having to listen to Clint longer than polite conversation demanded.

"Most of my time's downtime, you know. They don't call us up unless some really horrible things are going down. His name's Lucky. It was Arrow, but uh, just didn't suit him." Who'd name a dog Arrow, anyway? Same kinda people who'd throw him into traffic, he supposed. 

His eyes lifted to the bank she'd been leading them to, and he gave a brief shake of his head. "Not at all, man, you do you. But I don't mind paying, if that's the whole problem. S'just coffee, right?"

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Hawkeye Volume 1 [+50]

Beneath the cut are 50 icons from Hawkeye volume 1 (Aja/Fraction run) Credit would be awesome, but mostly if you could like or reblog if you're using them that's just as rad. It's great to know if people are digging my icons. Will do other issues as I'm able to sit down and focus enough! 

Samples:

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Disappearing for a bit to go make some comic icons cause there's not enough and it's nagging in the back of my mind. If I don't return, assume I fell asleep like a goon!

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"I don't get scared. I'm practically fearless." //srry i just want to throw this meme at u. U//U

"Yeah? I dunno bro, last time somethingwent bump in the night you seemed pretty…spooked, to be honest.”

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"I-I wasn’t freakin’ out! ‘m not scared!! Causeimtnotgoin’totellyaanythin’!"  He kept muttering out to himself, "Clown don’t scare me, pshhh. Haunted house are for babies." 

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"So you don't wanna go back, like tomorrow or something?" Alright, Clint had been scared. but he didn't mind fear in a controlled environment where he wasn't going to like, actually die. "I just figured if you're not scared, it's probably not a problem or anything."

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"I heard that she murdered her whole family and stuffed them all down in the basement."

"Seriously? Oh, man—we’ve gotta go and look.I mean, if they’re down there.. Aw man, how old would their bodies be? That’s the worst.”No, the worst is suggesting going aftercorpses that could be totally haunted.

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"I’m sure someone doesn’t know anyone in California. That is some straight up shady real estate yo. I bet half of the villains we’ve come across are real estate agents during the day to pay the bills for their death rays."

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"Aw, c'mon. California's got like...everyone in it. Everybody's gotta know somebody there. Man but every real estate agent is shady in movies, you know? Like, they never tell the people that their house has had like, three generations of people die or whatever. But I bet you're right. They get paid crazy money, and then they turn around and blow it on trying to wreck the place they just sold."

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"You’re making me blush." Not an easy feat, actually. In fact she hadn’t even tried to date for the past five years. "All I do is fix cars, and read. Hardly impressive. Unless you count the sheer number of idiots who wander in and think I’m a secretary." Horrible choice on their part, really. She wasn’t always a kind woman.  

And then there was the part where she turned into a ravening beast once a month and stalked the woods scaring the local wildlife. 

But that wasn’t something you mentioned at the start of any relationship. Ever.

"Other than that I read, tinker, and volunteer with the vets." She had to fill her time somehow.

"What about for fun, for you? Shoot apples off peoples heads?"

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"I've tried fixing cars, nothing about that's easy, man. Too many little bits, and you're talking to a guy who barely knows how to work this thing—" he tugged out the smartphone and gave it a little waggle before stuffing it back into his pocket. 

"You don't look like a secretary, really. I mean, I know more woman who aren't secretaries than are, but... nah, not secretary material." She even volunteered? She had Clint beat in every category, even ones he wasn't participating in.

"Fun? Aw man, I haven't shot apples off somebody's head since I was a kid. I'm a lot better at it now, though. I dunno—I hang out with my dog, mostly. He's kinda the only company I have on the regular, you know? I sometimes go out and uh, try to help out." But vigilantism was also part of him being young—and he usually managed to muck it up somehow.

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"I don't get scared. I'm practically fearless." //srry i just want to throw this meme at u. U//U

"Yeah? I dunno bro, last time somethingwent bump in the night you seemed pretty…spooked, to be honest.”

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"Hell no I wasn’t! Nothin’ can scare me! Ya musta been seein’ shit, cause I think yer th’ one who got scared!" 

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"You sure? 'Cause it totally looked like you were freaking out pretty bad. I mean, I've seen some crazy stuff before, bro, so I know it wasn't me. C'mon man, everybody's afraid of some stuff, it's cool."

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"I heard that she murdered her whole family and stuffed them all down in the basement."

"Seriously? Oh, man—we’ve gotta go and look.I mean, if they’re down there.. Aw man, how old would their bodies be? That’s the worst.”No, the worst is suggesting going aftercorpses that could be totally haunted.

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"Wow you’re going to bring all of California out here to find me? That’s ambitious. Ew— that’s too far Hawkeye, no cats chowing down on human remains please. Boarded up basement that they never set foot in? Well that’s not how I would buy a house but it seems plausible."

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"Well, that'd be the plan. Everybody's got friends in California, you know. Agreed, I regret bringing it up, oh man. You can't do that kinda stuff to cats, man. Besides being illegal and stuff. Maybe they got such a good price they thought it was just like damage and stuff down there, and they couldn't pass it up?"

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"Thanks. I designed them myself." So maybe it was stupid, but she certainly appreciated it. “And yeah. I’m warning you now, I’m getting something full of sugar and probably a disgrace to coffee everywhere, but us English prefer tea.” 

Even if she’d lived stateside most of her life, the tea thing wasn’t going away, much to her Uncle’s chagrin. 

There was a ding, and the doors to their left slid open. 

"Looks like our stop." she stepped off the train, reshouldering her bag and glancing back so she didn’t lose him in the mass exodus. 

"So. What do you do when you aren’t avenging?"

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Color Clint impressed—the closest he came to design was boomerang arrows. They didn't even really have designs. They were just impractical. "Disgrace away, I can't talk about any kinda proper way to drink coffee." He's a man who drinks it from the pot itself. He knows no respect for coffee.

Distracted by thoughts of coffee—and sort of still thinking about the business cards—Clint was slow to follow after his coffee sponsor. Not slow enough to miss the question, though. "Oh. Y'know. Normal non-avenging stuff."

Because you don't wanna tell her that you spend your time feeling sorry for yourself and feeding your dog pizza. Good call, Barton. That's why you're an Avenger. 

"What about you? You make business cards, you work—" Another glance at that card, "at a garage, it sounds like you do pretty impressive stuff daily."

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"I don't get scared. I'm practically fearless." //srry i just want to throw this meme at u. U//U

"Yeah? I dunno bro, last time somethingwent bump in the night you seemed pretty...spooked, to be honest."

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                                    they call me wolverine,                                                 or patch,                                       or motherless scum.                          depends who i’m with and whether                           or not we’re tryin’ ta kill each other. rule!63 wolverine  earth 616  indie & selective                                          mind the claws →