helpful hawk

[concinnitytm]

SHARPENED LINES.  —  promo template by concinnitytm.

what can i say, i love my 4x4 icon squares on promo templates. this was first and foremost designed for multimuse use, but works great for single muse and dual promos as well [x, x]. comes without the colouring psd used in the example. uses layer masks instead of clipping masks, so all you need to do is to drag the pictures to the right folders. fonts are disposable droid bb and vincentia. please like or reblog if you plan to use, and credit me in the caption of your post somewhere!     [ 𝙳𝙾𝚆𝙽𝙻𝙾𝙰𝙳 ]

[liohnelmessi]

Font Pack 7 by liohnelmessi

Happy October! This is my 7th font pack. Here is a brand new collection of high quality fonts that I have downloaded and used in my edits. I hope you enjoy and find it useful :D {More fonts}

This pack contains 12 high quality fonts

Please do not repost / redistribute.

Like / Reblog if you’re downloading.

Download Links: {Dropbox} / {Mediafire}

[templatepsds]

。・ template psd sixty four, template pack twenty nine by templatepsds ゜+.*

-`. info .’-

+ since I haven’t made some in a while, here are some new moodboard/collage templates with miscellaneous shapes.

+ to put an image in one of the shapes, place your image layer right above a shape layer, right-click on your image, and select “Create Clipping Mask.” repeat the process for more.

+ not for commercial use or anything like that! just for personal use/to have fun.

+ adjust as much as you want to suit your liking.

+ please like or reblog if you download.

+ message if you have any questions/difficulties!

-`. dl .’-

+ one

+ two

+ three

+ four

[oceanrps]

`  —  PSD 13  //   SWEETENER.   //   FREE  OR  $2.00  USD.

 like  ,  reblog  ,  &  credit  if  you  use  please  !   this  psd  should  not  be  used  on  muses  of  color  because  it’ll  whitewash.  this  psd  turns  your  images  very  bright  and   saturated  so  it’s  best  if  you  use  on  lighter  images.  i  included  adjustments  just  in   case.  this  psd  is  free  but  if  you’re  feeling  generous  please  purchase  through  my  deviantart.  enjoy.     ————   free  *   deviantart.

[scarresources]

Due a URL change- the old ‘self care after rape: a masterlist’ is no longer useable. If you reblogged that one- the links don’t work, try this one instead.

The Basics:

What is Rape?/Types of Rape

Common Responses to Rape/Sexual Assault(ppt)

Survivors and the Doctors Office

Traumaversaries

Why You Aren’t Bad for Loving Your Abuser.

Teaching Consent

How to Talk About Trauma:

Talking About Trauma (ppt)

Talking About Trauma (to others)

What if they don’t believe me?

Processing New Information on Old Hurts.

If Not Rape, Then (On what to call it when you’re not ready to use the word rape)

Need Help With:

But How Do I Get Over It?

Reifying Happiness

Sleep

Nightmares

Dreams and Trauma: Frequently Asked Questions

Surviving the Holidays (ppt)

Overstimulated Nerves

Self-Injury (ppt)

Flashbacks (ppt)

Panic Attacks

Making Peace With the Emotion Monster

On Holding Anger for Attackers

Processing Emotions: Anger

Disordered Eating, What it is and What you can do about it.

Admitting Weakness

Hygiene

Regression

Self Invalidation

The But Series! (About various strands of Self Invalidation.)

Finding Coping Mechanisms that Work

Effective Alternative Communication

How To Tell Your Therapist - About Almost Anything

Planning to See An Abuser

The Follower Collaborative Series:

Coping With Flashbacks

Triggers:

I’m triggered- Now What?

More On Triggers

On Purposely Triggering Yourself

Getting Over Triggers

De-triggering Abuser Names.

Reclaiming a Space

Boundaries:

Boundaries (ppt)

Boundaries 101

Boundaries: How to set them

Survivor+Survivor: Boundaries

Self-Care:

What is Self Care Anyway? (ppt)

BACE Method

BACE Method (now with venn diagrams.)

Self Care When You Lack a Sense of Self

Interpersonal Self-Care

Emotional Self Care

Physical Self Care

How to Do Self Care When You Only Have A Little Bit of Time

Self Care For Cold Weather

Self Care + Trauma Work

Consent/sex:

Intimacy After Rape

Lets Talk Consent

Lets Talk Sex

Sexuality After Rape

Using Sex as Self Harm?

Teaching Consent

Posts about Suicide:

Talking about Suicide (why we want to blame the suicidal and why we shouldn’t)

Don’t Call Suicide Selfish

Suicidal Ideation

For Friends/Family/Partners of Survivors:

How to Help a Friend Who Has Been Raped.(ppt)

How to Help a Friend Who Has Been Through Trauma

Avoiding Awkward- How to talk about rape when we talk to survivors.(ppt)

Sometimes the easiest thing to say is the worst.

How to Listen to Trauma Stories

Being Family/Friends isn’t an excuse.

A Friend is Self Harming (ppt)

Comfort In. Complain Out.

What Can I Do?

Reality Checks

Why ‘Just Leave’ Just Doesn’t Work

Misc:

Acute Inpatient: A brief overview

Studying Tips

[nygmacommissions]

MOBILE TEMPLATE 002   :  DUNGEON MASTER.

↳   Dungeon Master is available for purchase at 150 points on deviantart (1.50 USD) and 3.00 USD through paypal . The PSD does NOT come with the template .

                  SIDE RULES .

give this a LIKE or REBLOG if bought and or will be using.

credits would be nice but not required for my headcanon template .

don’t give this template out to your friends and of course , don’t resell .

enjoy !

             SIDE NOTES / FUN FACTS .

this mobile header template was originally designed for mike wheeler of stranger things .

psd used in this template was death’s decay .

[walter-padick]

psd 11 - LUANDA by Theme Hive - more psd files here

targets colours to make blue and pink the main pair in the image.

download: dropbox

[nottahero]

send a symbol + a character for an au drabble of our muses

⚡ for a muggle au

➳ for a coffee shop au

♛ for a royalty au

❖ for a boarding school au

♫ for a band au

❤ for a fake dating au

♆ for a mythology au

⚜ for a angels and demons au

☢ for a zombie apocalypse au

✦ for a college au

∞ for a soulmate au

⌛ for a reincarnation/past lives au

✿ for a flower shop au

♞ for a tattoo parlor au

☂ for a victorian au

⚔ for a monster hunter au

☾ for a vampire au

☽ for a werewolf au

✖ for a mafia au

☣ for a spy au

✔ to choose your own au (include the au in your message!)

[fragmentedink-archived]

Symbolism

I thought I might not be the only writer out there who likes to put symbolism in their stories so I found some things and what they represent!!

Animals

Alligator - stealth, survival

Ant - diligence, industry, community, remarkable strength, hard working, success, patience

Antelope - action

Armadillo - boundaries, self protection

Badger - aggressiveness, passion and drive

Bat - rebirth, longevity, joy, good luck

Bear - gentle strength, dreaming, introspection, power, protection

Beaver - builder, accomplishing goals

Bee - divine messenger, love, service, gathering, community

Bird - enlightenment, perspective, swiftness, vision, prophetic knowledge

Boar - nature-based wealth, prosperity, success, protection, courage

Buffalo - prayer, abundance, survival needs met, good fortune, healing

Bulls’ horns - a good symbol in meditation for motivation

Butterfly - rebirth, the soul, transformation, the three phases of life

Cat - feminine energy, mystical power, used to keep the wearer safe in travel, wholeness

Chameleons - ever-changing future, inconsistency

Cheetah - speed, focus

Cougar - power, swiftness, balance

Cows - red cows are a symbol of hope, inspiring symbol for nurturing efforts

Coyote - trickster

Crane - longevity. A pair of cranes symbolizes “Long Marriage”

Cricket - good luck charm, singing, Spring, fertility

Crow - sacred law, gateway to supernatural, shape shifting, illusion

Deer - graceful gentleness, sensitivity, compassion, kindness

Dog - companionship, health, service, loyalty, protection, future prosperity

Dolphin - manna, joy, childlike play, helpfulness, breath of life, harmony, intelligence, self connection

Donkey - fertility, easy childbirth, efficiency, health, well-being, and luck

Dove - peace, innocence, fidelity, love, gentleness, kindnes

Dragonfly - good fortune, magic, vision, dreams, luck, and ancient knowledge, illusion

Dragon - wisdom due to long lives and potent magic, royalty, Emperor, eternity, courage, strength, rain, Spring

Eagle - courage, spirit, bravery, strength

Elephant - commitment, strength, astuteness

Elk - stamina, pride, power, majesty

Fish - miracles, providence, sea/water magic, good luck and prosperity, foresight, fortune, salmon in particular, are associated with knowledge

Fox - camouflage, adaptability, integration, tricksters, shape shifters, and possessors of great magic

Frog - healing, cleansing, messages, health, honesty, fluidity, purification

Gazelle - awareness

Giraffe - grounded vision

Goat - tenacity, diligence, can help to achieve goals, endure criticism, and stay safe. Goat’s fur or foot - an anti-evil talisman.

Goose - safe return, love of home

Grasshopper - nobility, prosperity

Hawk - nessenger, strength, foresight, truth

Hippopotamus - emotional depths

Horses - power, stamina, speed, transportation and communication - A black horse with a white marking on its forehead is lucky

Hummingbird - joy, pure love, celebration of life

Ladybug - delight, trust

Lamb - filial piety (dutiful respect or regard for parents).

Lion (baby) cubs - inspire mercy and gentleness.

Lion (grown) - inspire strength, courage

Lions - pride, nobility, cunning, courage, just laws, fairness, the sun, images can protect sacred ground.

Lizard - dreaming, foresight, ancient secrets

Lynx - secrets

Monkey - benevolence, drives away evil

Moose - self-esteem, assertiveness

Mountain Lion - wisdom, leadership

Mouse - frugality, rebirth, scrutiny

Opossum - strategy, diversion

Otter - medicine (woman), balanced feminine energy

Owl - deception, wisdom, clairvoyance, magic

Ox - evil spirits that disturb lakes, rivers, and seas

Peacock - wholeness, dignity, beauty, recognition, self assurance, pride

Pig - rebirth and rejuvenation

Porcupine - innocence

Rabbit - fear, fertility, moon magic, speed, swiftness, longevity, courage, strength

Raccoon - dexterity, disguise

Raven - magic

Robin - growth, renewal

Rooster - courageous, warlike disposition, warmth and life of the Universe

Scorpion - the “fire within” that often needs careful tending

Seal - inner voice

Sheep - sacrifice

Snake - cunning, evil, supernatural power

Spider - destiny, fate, weaving

Squirrel - gathering

Swan - grace

Tiger - courage, bravery, fierceness, strength, being in the now

Turtle - mother earth

Weasel - stealth

Whale - record keeper

Wolf - teacher, A Guide to the Sacred

Zebra - Individuality

PLANTS

Aloe- Healing, protection, affection

Amaryllis- Pride

Anemone- Forsaken

Angelica- Inspiration

Apple blossom- Preference

Arborvitae- Unchanging friendship

Aster- Symbol of Love, Daintiness

Basil- Good wishes

Bay- Glory

Begonia- Beware

Bittersweet- Truth

Black-eyed Susan- Justice

Bluebell- Humility, kindness

Candytuft- Indifference

Red carnation- My Heart Aches, admiration

- White carnation- Innocence, pure love, women’s good luck gift

- Pink carnation- I’ll never forget you

- Yellow carnation- Disdain, disappointment, rejection

Chamomile- Patience

Chives- Usefulness

Chrysanthemum- Cheerfulness

Clover, white- Think of me

Coreopsis- Always cheerful

Coriander- Hidden worth

Crocus- spring, Youthful gladness

Cumin- Fidelity

Cyclamen- Resignation and good-bye

Daffodil- Regard

Daisy- Innocence, hope

Dill- Powerful against evil

Edelweiss- Courage, devotion

Fennel- Flattery

Fern- Sincerity

Forget-me-not- True love memories

Gardenia- Secret love

Geranium- oak-leavedTrue friendship

Gladiolus- Remembrance

Goldenrod- Encouragement, good fortune

Heliotrope- Eternal love

Holly- Hope

Hollyhock- Ambition

Honeysuckle- Bonds of love

Horehound- Health

Hyacinth- Games and sport, playfulness, rashness

– Blue Hyacinth- Constancy of love

– Purple Hyacinth- Sorrow, forgiveness, regret

– Yellow Hyacinth- Jealousy

– White Hyacinth- Loveliness, prayers for someone

Hydrangea- Gratitude for being understood; frigidity and heartlessness

Hyssop- Sacrifice, cleanliness

Iris- A message

Ivy- Friendship, continuity

Jasmine- white- Sweet love

Lady’s-mantle- Comforting

Lavender- Devotion, virtue

Lemon balm- Sympathy

Lilac- Joy of youth

Lily, calla- Beauty

Lily, day- Chinese emblem for mother

Lily-of-the-valley- Sweetness, purity

Lotus Flower- Purity, enlightenment, self-regeneration, and rebirth

Magnolia- Love of nature

Marjoram- Joy and happiness

Mint- Virtue

Morning glory- Affection

Myrtle- Good luck and love in a marriage

Nasturtium- Patriotism

Oak- Strength

Oregano- Substance

Pansy- Thoughts

Parsley- Festivity

Peony- Bashful, happy life

Pine- Humility

Poppy, red- Consolation

Rhododendron- Danger, flee

Rose, red- Love, I love you.

Rose, dark crimson- Mourning

Rose, pink- Happiness

Rose, white- Purity, heavenly, I’m worthy of you

Rose, yellow- Jealousy, decrease of love

Rosemary- Remembrance

Rue- Grace, clear vision

Sage- Wisdom, immortality

Salvia, blue- I think of you

Salvia, red- Forever mine

Savory Spice-  interest

Sorrel- Affection

Southernwood- Constancy, jest

Sunflower- Adoration

Sweet pea- Pleasures

Sweet William- Gallantry

Sweet woodruff- Humility

Tansy- Hostile thoughts

Tarragon- Lasting interest

Thyme- Courage, strength

Tulip, red- Passion, declaration of love

Tulip, yellow- Sunshine in your smile

Valerian- Readiness

Violet- Loyalty, devotion, faithfulness, modesty

Wallflower- Faithfulness in adversity

Willow- Sadness

Yarrow- Everlasting love

Zinnia- Thoughts of absent friends

Color

Red: Excitement, energy, passion, love, desire, speed, strength, power, heat, aggression, danger, fire, blood, war, violence, all things intense and passionate, sincerity, happiness (Only in Japan)

Pink: love and romance, caring, tenderness, acceptance and calm.

Beige and ivory: symbolize unification. 

Ivory: symbolizes quiet and pleasantness. 

Beige: calm and simplicity.

Yellow: signifies joy, happiness, betrayal, optimism, idealism, imagination, hope, sunshine, summer, gold, philosophy, dishonesty, cowardice, jealousy, covetousness, deceit, illness, hazard and friendship.

Dark Blue: Symbolizes integrity, knowledge, power, and seriousness.

Blue: Peace, tranquility, cold, calm, stability, harmony, unity, trust, truth, confidence, conservatism, security, cleanliness, order, loyalty, sky, water, technology, depression, appetite suppressant.

Turquoise: calm. 

Teal: sophistication. 

Aquamarine: symbolizes water. 

Lighter turquoise: a feminine appeal.

Purple: Royalty, nobility, spirituality, ceremony, mysterious, transformation, wisdom, enlightenment, cruelty, honor, arrogance, mourning, temperance.

Lavender: femininity, grace and elegance.

Orange: Energy, balance, enthusiasm, warmth, vibrant, expansive, flamboyant, demanding of attention.

Green: Nature, environment, healthy, good luck, renewal, youth, spring, generosity, fertility, jealousy, service, inexperience, envy, misfortune, vigor.

Brown: Earth, stability, hearth, home, outdoors, reliability, comfort, endurance, simplicity, and comfort.

Gray: Security, reliability, intelligence, staid, modesty, dignity, maturity, solid, conservative, practical, old age, sadness, boring. Silver symbolizes calm.

White: Reverence, purity, birth, simplicity, cleanliness, peace, humility, precision, innocence, youth, winter, snow, good, sterility, marriage (Western cultures), death (Eastern cultures), cold, clinical.

Black: Power, sexuality, sophistication, formality, elegance, wealth, mystery, fear, evil, unhappiness, depth, style, sadness, remorse, anger, anonymity, underground, good technical color, mourning, death (Western cultures), austerity, detachment.

[yaboywillyshakes]

Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.

[vaememes]

sext messages.

[ 📲 • sms ] —— i want to mark you as mine; that’s why i’ve been sharpening my nails. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m going to make you scream my name tonight. [ 📲 • sms ] —— if i were with you right now, where would you want me to touch you? [ 📲 • sms ] —— sucking on a blow pop right now and wishing it was you… [ 📲 • sms ] —— have you ever had a wet dream with me in it? be honest … [ 📲 • sms ] —— if you could do anything you want to me, what would you do? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i think we should just be friends with sexual tension ;) [ 📲 • sms ] —— my hands. my hips. my lips. your body. tonight. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m touching myself right now. wish you were here ;) [ 📲 • sms ] —— your chin, your shoulders, and your … i think you know what I’m trying to say here. [ 📲 • sms ] —— thinking about how sexy you look in that fitted black button-down …  [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m just laying in bed with nothing to do . .  [ 📲 • sms ] —— trying to decide between the red lacy thong or the pink boy shorts . .  [ 📲 • sms ] —— that thing you did last night makes me want to scream. [ 📲 • sms ] —— just wondering … what is your sexual fantasy? [ 📲 • sms ] —— just bought new underwear and can’t wait to show it to you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— guess the color of my underwear? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you wearing right now? [ 📲 • sms ] —— send me a pic ;) [ 📲 • sms ] —— talk dirty to me ;) [ 📲 • sms ] —— want to watch porn with me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m touching myself while texting you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m thinking about all the dirty things i want to do to you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— mmm yes baby tell me what more you want to do to me. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m so horny right now. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i want you to cum on my face. [ 📲 • sms ] —— had a wet dream about you last night. [ 📲 • sms ] —— turn my wet dreams into realities.

[princeofqi]

The NSFW Meme List

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send in * for my muse’s reaction to yours slapping mine on the ass

Send in ♔ for my muse’s reaction to yours pushing mine up against the wall 

Send in ✺ for my muse’s reaction to yours pulling mine up over their shoulder

Send in  √  for my muse’s reaction to yours blindfolding mine

Send in $ for my muse’s reaction to yours groping mine

Send in ☏ for my muse’s reaction to getting sexted by yours 

Send in ☼ for my muse’s reaction to yours sliding their hand up mine’s thigh

Send in ✆ for my muse’s reaction to yours propositioning them for a good time

Send in ✘ for my muse’s reaction to a booty call

Send in ⁇ for my muse’s reaction to walking in on yours while bathing

[absoluterpmemetrash]

Smut Prompts

Send me a word and I’ll write a drabble or starter about…

First - Our muses having their first time

Mouth - One of our muses going down on the other

In - Our muses involved in penetrative sex

Plunge - One of our muses fingering the other

Behind - Our muses having anal sex

Scratch - Our muses having rough sex

Voice - Our muses having phone sex

Pony - One muse riding the other

Beg - One of our muses denying the other their orgasm

Toys - One muse uses sex toys on the other

More - One muse has multiple orgasms

Play - Our muses roleplay in the bedroom

Video - Our muses watch pornography together

Speed - Our muses have a quickie

Blind - One muse blindfolds the other for sex

Worship - One muse worships the others body during sex

Control - One muse acts a the dominant over the other during sex

Perform - One muse watching the other masturbate for them

Watch - One muse putting on a show for their voyeur partner

Alone - One muse masturbating to the thought of the other

Bind - Our muses using restraints in the bedroom

Risky - Our muses having sex without protection

Motor - Our muses having sex in a car

Check-In- Our muses having sex in a hotel

Party - Our muses having sex at some sort of get-together

Nature - Our muses having sex outside

Pray - Our muses have sex in a house of worship

Sorry - Our muses having sex after an argument

Reunite - Our muses having sex after being apart for some time

Rub - Our muses take part in frottage/friction play

Slap - One muse spanks the other

Partition - One muse puts on their best lingerie to seduce the other

Passing - Our muses have a one night stand

Domestic - Our muses have a sensual night as a married couple

Honeymoon - Our muses have sex as newlyweds

Celebrate - Our muses have sex on a holiday

Caught - Our muse get caught having sex by a third party

Friends - Our muses are friends with benefits

Wet - Our muses have sex while submerged in water (tub, pool, etc.)

Coffee - Our muses have sex in the morning

Private - Our muses have sex in a closet

Math - Our muses have sex in the 69 position

Beast - One muse roleplays a pet or animal for the other

Veins - Our muses indulge in bloodplay

Create - Our muses have sex with the intent to conceive

Flowering - Our muses have sex while one is pregnant

Gasp - Our muses introduce breathplay to their bedroom

Lock - One muse uses a chastity device on the other

Whisper - One muse dirty talks the other

Liquor - Our muses try to have sex while smashed on alcohol

Influence - Our muses decide to try something  they read about/saw in a movie

Exposed - Our muses take part in exhibitionism

Warning - Our muses try some more dangerous sex

Silent - One muse gags the other

Past - Our muses have sex in a historical AU

Shame - One muse humiliates the other as part of a sex game

Doctor - One muse takes on the role of a medical professional for roleplay

Reflect - Our muses have sex and watch themselves in a mirror

Greed - Our muses have especially decadent or hedonistic sex

Strap - One muse pegs the other

Throne - One muse sits on the other’s face

Magic - Our muses have sex as part of a ritual

Feel - Our muses engage in sensation play

Soldier - Our muses play with a military/uniform kink

Holy - One muse belongs to a religious order, and the other seduces them out of celibacy.

Survival - Our muses have ‘glad-to-be-alive’ sex after a battle/cataclysm

Finale - Our muses have a final fling before a major battle/cataclysm

Heal - One muse offers sex to comfort their sick/injured partner

Goodbye - Our muses have one last night before breaking up/leaving each other

Slumber - One muse has a sex dream about the other

[mattelektras]

i promised this a long ass time ago but im unreliable so here it is!! late!!! 

the 10k Ish Depending On When I Post This Followers Resource Pack

around 10k of you follow me now and like….. god thats a lot, so i wanted to do something nice to say thank you because, in the least fake deep way possible, it really does mean a lot that people stick around and reblog my stuff even when it’s a mess and even when it’s Opinions O’Clock here on mattelektras dot tumblr dot com. so ANYWAY i asked what people would want in regards to graphic resources and this is what u got:

over 350 icons. including marvel/dc/gaming (there are more than u can see in the preview obvs, im just lazy)

i took requests for icons and some of them were: mass effect, fallout, catwoman, wonder woman, rogue, psylocke, superman, overwatch, she hulk, the list goes on this is just some Advertisement) 

textures. including my infamous paper textures (again, more than u see up there)

text effects 

fonts 

photoshop brushes 

stuff mostly geared toward comic graphics 

you can download the whole thing in .zip format here @ mediafire

if you dont want to download the whole thing since it’s a Lot of stuff, then here are some specific links 

icons

textures

fonts

brushes

i dont know what the Rules are for these kinds of things. hmu if there are any issues in regards to links and i’ll fix it 

[lauraholliis]

THEME #30 - Always Forever

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Notes

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Like / Reblog if you use please! // Don’t remove the credit!

[bumkeyzarchive]

｡.* — MASTANI PSD & TEMPLATE BY RAMLEELAS  !

following  my  first  psd  ,  ofelia  —  mastani  is  my  second  installment  of  providing  the  rpc  free  templates  &  psds  .   this  one  is  dedicated  to  mastani  from  the  bollywood  epic  bajirao  mastani  .  OBVIOUSLY  ,  the  psd  is  poc  safe  but  you  might  need  to  adjust  some  layers  so  your  subject  isn’t  too  orange .  it’s  a  fairly  easy  psd  to  navigate  but  if  you  have  any  issues  ,  my  inbox  is  always  open  !!

｡.* —  TERMS OF USE. BUT GO OFF IG :/

— CREDITING  ME  ISN’T  NECESSARY  ,  but  it  would  be  really  nice  if  you  did  .  whether  that’s  in  your  tags  ,  somewhere  on  your  blog  ,  or  in  the  post  itself  .    

— DON’T  STEAL  /  PULL  SOME  BULLSHIT  LIKE  ,  “oh  i  made  this  myself  xD”  because  i  will  go  sasuke  naruto  shippuden  on  ur  ass  i  don’t  give  a  fucccCckkkk  .  if  you  got  questions  ,  hmu  .

— THE  FONTS  USED  WERE ,  plates  napery   &  times  new  roman  :-)  

—  HAVING  TROUBLE  ? you  can  send  me  a  message  anytime  .  but  it’s  fairly  easy  to  use  .  also  be  patient  with  me  if  you  do  have  a  problem  :/

｡.* — DOWNLOAD / LIKE OR REBLOG IF USING !

[littlelovelymemes]

( * &. ━  NEW GIRL SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  you’re a terrible person. it’s hilarious.  ’ ‘  you ruined it. you’re a dumb raccoon.  ’ ‘  i hate your mustache because i miss your upper lip, okay?  ’ ‘  anything in pairs makes me choked up! shoes, socks… chopsticks.  ’ ‘  it’s legal meth. medical meth for my… cramps.  ’ ‘  ahh! son of a bi– penis! …that wasn’t better.  ’ ‘  i hope you have a minor career setback, learn from it, relocate, and ultimately have a very nice life.  ’ ‘  i don’t play by your rules! i can drink at 11:00… a.m.  ’ ‘  this is my only face! i don’t have a lot of faces!  ’ ‘  i’m pretty sure i’m having a heart attack and i haven’t arranged for anybody to clear my internet history… i wasn’t building a bomb! i was just curious!  ’ ‘  i just think long distance relationships suck. i once broke up with a someone who lived only thirty minutes away.  ’ ‘  the enemy is the en-e-my. the enemy is the inner me.  ’ ‘  shawty, what that thing do?  ’ ‘  i don’t want nobody to eat me! i have thick thighs! i got a fat ass!  ’ ‘  i know what it’ll feel like when i stop drinking so i’m just gonna stay a little drunk… forever.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna have fun because there’s nothing wrong with who i am.  ’ ‘  if you don’t like that then tough tater tots, tooter.  ’ ‘  i want to be someone that somebody is looking for, but what do i have to offer?  ’ ‘  that’s easy, you’re the cute one.  ’ ‘  what happened? i don’t know what hap… i blacked out.  ’ ‘  don’t boop him!  ’ ‘  i’m literally not moving. i’m so not worried about you.  ’ ‘  i am a grown woman that is in love with her ex-boyfriend that has a girlfriend… and i’ve been stealing my neighbor’s wi-fi.  ’ ‘  my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!  ’ ‘  i hope you like feminist rants ‘cause that’s kind of my thing.  ’ ‘  oh, my gosh! look, it’s food! i love food. i can’t even remember what we were talking about.  ’ ‘  i’m probably fine, but i also might be dead.  ’ ‘  i feel like i want to murder someone, and also i want a soft pretzel.  ’ ‘  they’re on a flip phone. i mean, they’re either poor or a time traveler.  ’ ‘  i swear to god i will scream sing every last word to les mis!!  ’ ‘  i look at you and i see a stunning physical specimen. it’s like you were created in a lab full of gay scientists.  ’ ‘  i’d trust beyoncé with my life.  ’ ‘  what a wonderful day. quick reminder: we’re all dying.  ’ ‘  my funeral is my time to shine.  ’ ‘  stop being so mean to me or i swear to god, i’m gonna fall in love with you.  ’ ‘  please let me hate myself and everything that i have created!  ’ ‘  as a matter of fact, i am tired and i am hungry.  ’ ‘  am i attracted to murderers?  ’ ‘  it is perfectly fine to watch tv all day.  ’ ‘  i’m not convinced i know how to read. i’ve just memorized a lot of words.  ’ ‘  this place is fancy and i don’t know which fork to kill myself with.  ’ ‘  do i regret it? yes. would i do it again? probably.  ’ ‘  i like getting older. i feel like i’m finally aging into my personality.  ’ ‘  saturday is a day for sleeping and damn it, you will not take that from me.  ’ ‘  you know, i’m just staying positive, but i’m pretty sure this is where we die.  ’ ‘  i have a cat. he’s not ready to have a relationship with you, so just don’t try to force it on him.  ’ ‘  you got hurt. that doesn’t mean you stop trying.  ’ ‘  if you tell anyone we held hands, i have two people in my phone that will kill you.  ’ ‘  girl, i’mma marry you.  ’ ‘  damn it! i can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!  ’ ‘  can we take a moment to celebrate me?  ’ ‘  i just looked down and i thought, this girl must be wearing sneakers with shoelaces and those shoelaces are tied together because this girl is straight up trippin’, yo.  ’ ‘  i’m a squirrel. you’re my nut. winter’s coming. i’m gonna store you in my cheek, girl.  ’ ‘  the economy sucks, bees are dying, movies are pretty much all sequels, and i have a broken penis. don’t pretend to know my pain.  ’ ‘  the good news is i’m feeling sober. the bad news is maybe i’m too sober.  ’ ‘  exes are a part of the past. you burn ‘em swiftly and you give their ashes to poseidon.  ’ ‘  nothing is ever truly broken.  ’ ‘  i know this isn’t gonna sound well, but the whole middle part’s gonna be awesome.  ’ ‘  wanna get married?  ’ ‘  the very fact that socks exist is proof that shoes don’t work.  ’ ‘  please put your shirt back on. don’t make me laugh at you.  ’ ‘  we’re having a baby. i really didn’t think it was going to happen for us.  ’ ‘  the only reason i said no earlier is because i needed to show you how much i wanted to say yes.  ’ ‘  you’re just the most throat-punchable boy in all the world.  ’ ‘  love is never what you think it’s going to be.  ’ ‘  i just got you and i’m not letting you go.  ’ ‘  i have your back, no matter what.  ’ ‘  i can buy my own pizza! …can somebody please loan me $15?  ’ ‘  what kind of taco mean do you bitches have?  ’ ‘  i’m gonna be fine. i am. you know why? cause i met you. that’s why i’m okay.  ’ ‘  i’m the voice of reason, that’s why you brought me with.  ’ ‘  he’s my best friend. what if he gets into an accident? what if he’s horribly disfigured and i have to identify him and all that remains are his private parts? and i’m standing there saying, ‘no officer, i can’t help you because no, i haven’t seen his penis.’ and then boom! he’s buried in an unmarked grave.  ’ ‘  i am not a successful adult! i don’t eat vegetables and/or take care of myself!  ’ ‘  i was put in an awkward situation and i reacted poorly.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna hit your ass with a ski.  ’ ‘  you realize i say ‘goodnight’ to you every night and you never say ‘goodnight’ back? what is your problem? do you not want me to have a good night?  ’ ‘  i’m a color blind american citizen and i can’t do puzzles.  ’ ‘  i want to cover everything up on my body with bubbles.  ’ ‘  how cute am i?  ’ ‘  maybe if we get drunk then magically everything will just happen.  ’ ‘  give me cookie, got you cookie! you gave me cookie, i got you a cookie,  man! we’re even!  ’ ‘  shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? no, a summer’s day is not a bitch.  ’ ‘  i like to improvise with my body. i’m a sexual snowflake, each night is a unique experience.  ’ ‘  hahaha. what a dumb idea… do it!  ’ ‘  if i had a dollar for everybody i couldn’t hang out with because they hated you, i’d be so rich.  ’ ‘  what it be, girl? what you got going on, ma? it’s the freakin’ weekend.  ’ ‘  you can’t choose who you love, sometimes they choose you  ’ ‘  i thought god just didn’t give me abs.  ’ ‘  i don’t mean to be laughing, but are you okay?  ’ ‘  pink wine makes me slutty.  ’ ‘  i just want to listen to taylor swift alone.  ’ ‘  i will shred myself! i will shred myself in the shredder!  ’ ‘  i haven’t gotten a non-text message in two years.  ’ ‘  the point of dating is just to keep on dating and then never stop. it’s like burning fossil fuels or seeing a therapist.  ’ ‘  are you sure you’re okay? you’re walking like a disney witch.  ’ ‘  your life’s like gossip girl… only everyone is old and poor.  ’ ‘  men suck, remember?  ’ ‘  actually, that’s not fair. she might be a really nice ho.  ’ ‘  should i add a ‘woo-hoo’ or is that too bitchy?  ’ ‘  i am a woman. the smartest species of them all.  ’