born to 𝐹𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇.

dependent jamie hayter roleplay blog. in association with #beachbreakhq.

[hayteraf]

a dependent [ JAMIE HAYTER aka PAIGE WOODING ] roleplay blog in affiliation with BEACHBREAKHQ . as written by adri . portrayed with a mix of both kayfabe and real life influences . notable traits && character inspirations including ... sarcasm , dry humor , bluntness , stubbornness , introversion , risk taking , secret softness ... natasha romanoff & captain marvel ... grunge , rock , metal , ' emo ' , and punk music ... lady sif & valkyrie , lara croft , maeve wiley , etc. good heart , bad attitude .

connections to be added as they develop. open to any plotline ideas you may have. ships with chemistry only. jamie is currently single and identifies as bisexual. dms are open for plotting & development! discord available upon request.

[breathtcking]

i don’t know why   ..   can’t explain it for whatever reason i just can not imagine you acting a mess while drunk.     maybe it’s just the way you carry yourself that i could never see you just making a complete butt of yourself.   but now i am curious to see.

[hayteraf]

ahhh, i wouldn’t recommend it! i mean, i’ve seen people act worse than me. but it’s like alcohol just washes away all of my social anxieties and stuff? a little too much. i get very, very friendly and affectionate with everyone. ‘i love you’s to like, total strangers.

[pittsbcrghgirl]

Did I do something to upset you? I'm sorry if I did. @hayteraf

[hayteraf]

No, no, don’t worry! I’ve just been in a bit of a funk this past week. I’m sure tonight will get me back to normal, but I’m sorry I haven’t reached out.

[breathtcking]

i seen enough of my employees getting shit faced that i am almost kind of glad that you didn’t show , champ   ..   i don’t think anyone would have been shocked if you all showed up late.

[hayteraf]

and i’m glad i saved myself the embarrassment of being a drunken mess in front of you and everyone else. i don’t even wanna think of all of the dumb things that drunk jamie would’ve said. showing up late would’ve been so messy, ‘cause then i’d have been sober and witnessed all the shit that you guys forgot you did the next morning.

[hayteraf]

leave it to me to decide to show up here on the day when everyone is apparently partying. i’ll pretend i knew about the party and chose not to go. 💪🏻

[hayteraf]

Exactly. And frankly the less people the better. Don’t worry, no lockjaw necessary. Although I could think of some people I wouldn’t mind seeing in the lockjaw, just for my own amusement. I’ll definitely come up with something. I have a few things in mind that I know you’d enjoy.

[breathtcking]

i recover from an insane party and come back to more of my most charismatic co  -  workers being here and a bunch of other familiar faces.

[hayteraf]

how was the party? britt almost managed to convince me to go last minute, but luckily i talked her out of showing up wayyyy past fashionably late.

[fanghoria]

hi, my name is kris and i'm getting a skink. please give me name suggestions that aren't "skunk" or "blue", thank you.

[hayteraf]

i’m grateful that you’re resisting. truly. i guess i only know the basic types of lizards. never heard of skinks. heard of skanks and skunks, but that’s about it. i looked the thing up though. i’d name it sullivan, or sully. like monsters inc.

[hayteraf]

leave it to me to decide to show up here on the day when everyone is apparently partying. i’ll pretend i knew about the party and chose not to go. 💪🏻

[hayteraf]

I’ll be a party animal if you can get me around a party full of people that I’m close with. Okay true, this is why you’re my favorite. I’m gonna need to spoil you back soon though.

[hayteraf]

leave it to me to decide to show up here on the day when everyone is apparently partying. i’ll pretend i knew about the party and chose not to go. 💪🏻

[hayteraf]

so i’ve heard. and seen, actually. nothing that doesn’t entertain me though. you always put on a good show.

[hayteraf]

leave it to me to decide to show up here on the day when everyone is apparently partying. i’ll pretend i knew about the party and chose not to go. 💪🏻

[hayteraf]

uh huh. i can’t wait. ⠀ .. ⠀in the way that you reek of a bad attitude and loads of pent up aggression. but aye, who am i to judge?

[fanghoria]

hi, my name is kris and i'm getting a skink. please give me name suggestions that aren't "skunk" or "blue", thank you.

[hayteraf]

what the hell is a skink ??

[hayteraf]

leave it to me to decide to show up here on the day when everyone is apparently partying. i’ll pretend i knew about the party and chose not to go. 💪🏻

[hayteraf]

huh, interesting. that’s not usually the impression i give off. i suppose i can be cute though. well, on the contrary, you are exactly how imagined you’d be.

[hayteraf]

leave it to me to decide to show up here on the day when everyone is apparently partying. i’ll pretend i knew about the party and chose not to go. 💪🏻

[hayteraf]

Well it’s good to know I’m not the only one who missed out. And frankly I’m just grateful I’m not one of the many that woke up with a hangover this morning.

[hayteraf]

leave it to me to decide to show up here on the day when everyone is apparently partying. i’ll pretend i knew about the party and chose not to go. 💪🏻

[hayteraf]

yeah, that’s exactly what it is. i’m just loads cooler than the whole lot of ya’. sorry you had to learn this way. i’ll give you time to cope with such a tragic ego blow.

[hayteraf]

leave it to me to decide to show up here on the day when everyone is apparently partying. i’ll pretend i knew about the party and chose not to go. 💪🏻

[hayteraf]

You can party, but I’m more of the ‘hiding in the corner behind you’ type. Glad to see I managed to miss the party and still get the bribe. Huge W for me.

[hayteraf]

leave it to me to decide to show up here on the day when everyone is apparently partying. i’ll pretend i knew about the party and chose not to go. 💪🏻

[hayteraf]

Party animals, riiiight. Can’t believe you’re trying to bribe me and it’s working. I heard the party’s dying down though? Is there any point crashing a bunch of already half-passed out people?

[hayteraf]

leave it to me to decide to show up here on the day when everyone is apparently partying. i’ll pretend i knew about the party and chose not to go. 💪🏻

[hayteraf]

yeah, you’re right. i can actually hear her complaining about it in my mind already so no thanks. unfortunately it seems like britt wants to bribe me into going so. i may just put my name on whatever gift she brings.