Hazelnut Hiccups

I'm not sorry for the random on this page.

[owlmylove]

happy almost-thanksgiving tweets ! hope you all have a great week !

[egobuzz]

this new cup design is really rude 

[queerist]

STOP IM DOne

[1stfrom92]

When your lady on her period.

[macsceneshawe-deactivated201606]

this got  funnier as it went

[nefepants]

“Don’t call her a bitch but

GET YOUR BITCH SOME CHOCOLATE”

[theequeenpin]

Facts 😂

[p0kemina]

There needs to be some sort of induction ceremony

[victoria-wayne]

This is the only comedy sketch that doesn’t make fun of women and their period. It try’s to make you relies how weird and annoying periods really are. That’s really refreshing

[hazelnut-hiccups]

Coming back to tumblr like

LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKING DUST

[garconniere]

[theperfectshade]

Wow.

[theperfectshade]

Still probably the most powerful piece I have ever seen.

[lechugaaaaadeldiablitoooo]

Took me a while to get it but wow

[awwww-cute]

Found the ticklish spot 

[video]

[aberrantkenosis]

Visit Original Link

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

[abiak-deactivated20130929]

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

[insinuationviolation-deactivate]

[wtfdidyoulanadelsay-deactivated]

i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

[p1zza5eva]

i cannojt bretahe

[boomfilibeg]

[emptiable]

Dawn French is a national treasure

[pizzaotter]

She is.

[websta]

I have been waiting my whole life for this gifset

[weirdmonsterling]

my body may be a temple but i am the god to whom it is devoted

do not presume to tell me how i may decorate my altar

[sweet-bitsy]

Her room is as pink as her cheeks………………

[modmad]

#are british ppl just sassy at birth#modmad pls confirm

100% confirmed

[irish-buzzsaw]

OMG

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

[candyglynnwilder]

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

[batou]

At the groceries store

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

[lucalrio-deactivated20150405]

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

[babyanimalposts]

[babyanimalposts]

feeling sad? you need this blog on your dash!

[awwww-cute]

The bullet is slow but effective

[imsoshive]

In 2001, what grade were you in?

[aridsands-deactivated20160626]

[kissedmequiteinsane]

[jynersosgf-blog]

[drunkhemingway]

1. You fucking live here

2. You fucking live here

3. You fucking live here

4. You fucking live here

5. You fucking live here

[skygenders]

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