hazelphoenix

Mostly videogames and shitposts from the land of pizza, pasta and Ezio Auditore. Occasionally NSFW (well not anymore I guess). Instagram-> hazelphoenixx Twitter -> hazelphoenixx

[cat-memes-only]

This is art

[treacle-a]

[princesstigerbelle]

NICE

[spinningyarns]

If I caption this “I can haz cheezburger?” do you think the fabric of time and space will rip and we’ll be flung violently back into our own past?

[jenroses]

At this point being flung back that far might well be worth it.

[awesome-picz]

People Are Sharing Pics Of Their Long Cats That Seem To Stretch ‘Til Infinity.

[fantasysclerosis]

These look like Dali paintings.

[thenatsdorf]

Cat NO likey!

[viostormcaller]

ALL THESE CATS ARE LITERALLY: “bitch what the fuck” LAHSLAJSOS

[obviouslypancakes]

These cats all passed the mirror test and I think that’s impressive

[jasmiinitee-deactivated20210610]

i’m?????????????? they recognise themselves and their owner well enough to check back on their face???

[samgirl98]

My favorite are the ones that look up slowly as if they were in a horror movie

[dailyskeletonreminders]

*dark souls armor jingling sound*

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[gentlemanpenguin]

*dark souls fat roll noise*

[amygdalae]

looking up boss fight tips but the guide basically only says “memorize the entire moveset and don’t die”

[corporation-cats]

[jurynullification]

its like. thats his truck and hes ordering from a drive through at 12am

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

chicken samwich and scratch my butt please.

[alsafysh]

animal crossing getting wild

[jackkrauser-archive]

“ I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process. ” 

-Vincent van Gogh

[hazelphoenix]

Imagine finding yourself in the right place, at the right time, having a chance to go all out for once in life. You blow it, you’re done, but at least you had it, right? Much better than wallowing in regrets and what-if’s wondering why the odds are never in your favour.

Well. Had I been, in the right place, at the right time, I would’ve really tried with all my heart and body and soul to make it right, this one time. Sometimes you meet someone so incredibly amazing that your mind goes “it couldn’t be otherwise so don’t even try to fight it bitch” and even if you hate what you’re feeling because it’s not right, because it’s only an inconvenience, you cannot do jack shit about it.

Sometimes you only have one moment, you gotta act fast, shoot your shot and give your everything, ask someone you like out, if they accept, congrats you go on a date and see what happens next, before that moment is gone. And it’s gone, it couldn’t be otherwise, and I couldn’t do anything about it. I couldn’t ask someone out not because I’m a goddamm coward, I couldn’t because I couldn’t physically fucking do it and that drives me mad. Because I would’ve done it this time, I wanted this so damn much, I never did this shit in my life but this time it made sense. I kinda did in a way, but it’s worth nothing. It’s just words, even if you mean them, you gotta back them up with real actions or they eventually become meaningless. The thought that maybe everything could’ve worked out for once but in the end it never amounted to anything cause bad timing and space and me being a fucking weirdo begged to differ is a fucking mood killer and I’m constantly angry because it feels like life is taking the piss out of me.

You meet someone special, very special, and it feels like you can actually achieve something, but everything goes to shit, for several reasons. And for some reason, I can’t seem to let this go cause I wanted my chance, the one I never got in years and in my head I’m 80% sure it’s partly my fault somehow for fucking it up. 20% out of my control. 100% a real fucking mess.

Sorry for pestering ya with this shit, I drank tonight and that’s the result, sad hours are hitting hard fellas

[animatedtext]

[my-dark-happy-place]

[memewhore]

[breezyhollow]

omg she was scared

[hazelphoenix]

That happened with T-bone but like I didn’t realise what was going on at first, I just saw him standing still with a “ ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ) “ expression on his face and I was like “what is it bro what did u see”, then I saw the tarantula and connected the dots, when he breathed a sigh of relief I almost fucking died laughing

[mysharona1987]

[xrayi]

When you start catching feelings

[catchymemes]

[femaleshits]

[hazelphoenix]

Aye, back on the hellsite. Just wanted to post my latest tattoo or what I called “the tattoo of my life”, the one I spent roughly 2 years daydreaming about and planning.

In the end, it turned out slightly different than the original sketch I had made but it was for the best. When I turned up at my appointment, my tattoo artist said “give me 15 minutes. I’ll draw something and get back to you”. When she came back, I was speechless.

Without further ado, lemme proceed with the real deal:

Tomb Raider. Of fucking course.