SHANE MADEJ SENTENCE STARTERS ! ( PT. 1 )
i watched around 60+ buzzfeed videos to do this but here it is : an assorted sentence pack of shane madej quotes from buzzfeed videos other than buzzfeed : unsovled ! there’s plenty of buzzfeed : unsloved memes going around so i thought it nice to shed some light on other things shane has said in other material . feel free to change any pronouns in anyway you’d like !
❛ i feel like i’m in the fourth dimension ! ❜ ❛ am i yelling ? ❜ ❛ so when do people wear this ? when they sleep ? when they make love ? ❜ ❛ i’m so glad this isn’t cake ! ❜ ❛ this was my favorite toy . forever . ❜ ❛ this is so much better than cake . ❜ ❛ i eat to live but i don’t live to eat . ❜ ❛ here’s to a great week of being sludge buds . ❜ ❛ hey , look ! there’s some vomit on the stairs … and here’s my dinner ! ❜ ❛ i’ve been eating muck since tuesday . i’m … sad ? and kinda delirious . ❜ ❛ the other night i was falling asleep and i just started thinking about bread . ❜ ❛ some bread is airy , some bread is , like , cakey … what was the question ? ❜ ❛ food is great . don’t ever take food for granted , it’s the best . ❜ ❛ because i’m a fun guy and i know how to party . ❜ ❛ where’s all this liquid go ? are we filling up like balloons right now ? ❜ ❛ alright , i’m stepping away from this situation . ❜ ❛ what have you done ?! your blood ! your precious blood ! ❜ ❛ all that for a banana ? ❜ ❛ i’m gonna look like seacrest after this . ❜ ❛ i don’t pay attention to my face . i know it’s here . ❜ ❛ dancing little ice globes , dancing across my face . ❜ ❛ this is everything that i want forever . ❜ ❛ we’re gonna get snails put on our face , for some reason . ❜ ❛ do you mind eating this asparagus and then peeing into this cup for me ? ❜ ❛ meet me in the studio . bring your cup of pee . ❜ ❛ i don’t know why we did this , because you can’t smell it , but , i assure you , it’s revolting . ❜ ❛ i’ve climbed a whole bunch of ladders . whole bunch of stairs . vertical ascension , i’m pretty good at it . ❜ ❛ i don’t think i’m scared of heights . i’ll find out when i get to the top . ❜ ❛ i worked very hard to be this tall ! ❜ ❛ i’m just here ‘cause this is the stuff they make us do . ❜ ❛ i feel like it’s eating my skin but in a good way . ❜ ❛ well , you know , we do whatever we want around here . ❜ ❛ i imagine it’s going to be someone towering over me and telling me , very loudly , that i’m not trying hard enough ‘cause i probably won’t be . ❜ ❛ at the end of the day my goal is to remain alive . ❜ ❛ it’s about what i expected which is pretty rough . ❜ ❛ it was one of the low points in my life but , once again , entirely worth it . ❜ ❛ he looked like he was gonna throw up a couple times . to be fair , though , i also almost threw up . ❜ ❛ have you ever seen a head more ready to get a snake put on it ? ❜ ❛ you know , sometimes you hear people breathing in your ear but very rarely a snake . ❜ ❛ i could have done that for like four or five more hours . ❜ ❛ right now i look like shit but , ten minutes from now , i’m gonna look like ryan seacrest ! ❜ ❛ holy cow , those are brows ! ❜ ❛ now i understand what furries are all about . ❜ ( singing ) ❛ who’s a milky piggy ? me ! me ! me ! ❜ ❛ i don’t wanna see that in the mirror ever again . ❜ ❛ hey , i’m the world’s biggest soup fan ! that’s what i’m trying to say here . ❜ ❛ well , only twenty eight more minutes of this . so i’m going to die . ❜ ❛ this is all natural , baby ! ❜ ❛ if you just imagine a root beer float but without any moisture . that’s what you’re about to experience . ❜ ❛ definitely thinking outside the box , and that’s respectable . maybe they should start keeping it inside the box , though . ❜











