𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐦'𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭 : 𝐞𝐩. 𝟔𝟑𝟎 some fucked with, as always, to make prompts easier to work with, but edit subjects / pronouns / whatever as you need x
❛ i propose that we, as a city, we remove the name “boneless wings” from our menus, and from our hearts. ❜
❛ i don’t like taking pills, but i HAVE found something that works. ❜
❛ it doesn’t burn, it isn’t greasy. ❜
❛ i think it’s just my twang. ❜
❛ your life is good. what are you doing? ❜
❛ i don’t like changes. changes are not cool. ❜
❛ that’s one thing my father has never changed. ❜
❛ are you fucking around right now? ❜
❛ it’s the food of the enemy. ❜
❛ don’t like anything from that place. ❜
❛ i think we could stop… ❜
❛ you do none of the actual work. you just show up. ❜
❛ [person] says you’re not a good kisser. is that true? ❜
❛ well, [person] kind of smells like dogshit. ❜
❛ what a regret i have… ❜
❛ i wanted to see what [person] was so upset about, but it feels good to me. ❜
❛ do you wanna not tell that story? ❜
❛ yup. i know what you’re gonna say. ❜
❛ this is the fucking star right here. ❜ *pointing to self*
❛ congratulations on winning your fight. ❜
❛ that was so fucking rad. ❜
❛ his jeans are the highest and tightest. ❜
❛ you’ve got that beautiful mouth. ❜
❛ i envy that freeness, that openness. i’m repulsed by it at the same time. ❜
❛ it’s a weird daddy thing. ❜
❛ you got a little faded last night. ❜
❛ i got kinda fucked up. i kept saying yes to the drinks. ❜
❛ i was lit for the second half of the night. ❜
❛ that’s what they make meth out of. ❜
❛ i really want to get into drugs more. ❜
❛ i definitely wanna do ayahuasca. ❜
❛ the vomiting and shitting stuff is really not enticing. ❜
❛ i wanna do mushrooms. i’ve never done mushrooms. ❜
❛ fuck yes, you should do [drug]. ❜
❛ i wanna go to a boxing class on [drug]. ❜
❛ you’d beat the shit out of somebody. ❜
❛ nobody’s fucking knocking ME out, i’ll tell you that. ❜
❛ what are you in the market for? do you wanna have epiphanies? do you wanna see jesus? ❜
❛ my experience with psychedelics? it’s all about the environment and who you’re with. ❜
❛ people can tell when we’re on drugs. ❜
❛ everybody’s on drugs! ❜
❛ you get silly with somebody and they walk you through it. ❜
❛ so you wanna go on a vision quest. ❜
❛ everybody needs to go on a vision quest. ❜
❛ you’ve lived, now you’re like, what’s on the other side? ❜
❛ my ketamine vision changed me. ❜
❛ just go to a gun range and see who makes it out. ❜
❛ very exciting stuff! i love it. ❜
❛ this guy was listening to fucking bullshit the whole time. ❜
❛ i’m so sensitive to bad music. it shuts me down emotionally. ❜
❛ your car was so fucking slow, you drove like an old lady. ❜
❛ i don’t want to get in the car. just arrest me. ❜
❛ car trips could make or break you. ❜
❛ [person] could infuriate me within a minute of talking. ❜
❛ why can’t you just shut the fuck up and be chill with me? ❜
❛ your mom has the ability to infuriate you within five minutes. ❜
❛ is this why we’ve lasted this long? ❜
❛ my [relative] has this ability to infuriate the entire family within seconds of being over. ❜
❛ some people just don’t have that skillset. ❜
❛ alright, i’m gonna go. ❜
❛ i got super emotional. ❜
❛ i don’t know if she was upset, but she was fucking shitfaced. ❜
❛ our relationship is in a good place now. ❜
❛ i didn’t tell him anything. ❜
❛ i don’t wanna talk to you. ❜
❛ [person] just instinctively doesn’t like you. ❜
❛ i remember people being like, “your mother was a lovely person.” no she was not. ❜
❛ she had enemies everywhere. ❜
❛ nothing about boneless chicken wings actually come from the wings of a chicken. ❜
❛ i don’t ask for boneless auto repair. ❜
❛ we need to raise our children better. ❜
❛ i couldn’t love this more. ❜
❛ that was the greatest thing i’ve ever seen! ❜
❛ thank you for taking up the most important cause! ❜
❛ you’re really fucking good at guitar. ❜
❛ maybe play something that’s not heavy metal. ❜
❛ [person] really loves that macaroni and cheese dish. ❜
❛ you wanna check these puppies out? ❜
❛ that was a big phenomenon. ❜
❛ i’d give it a good seven out of ten. ❜
❛ by the way, this movie is super stressful. ❜
❛ it feels a little selfish. ❜
❛ oh, there he is! he sucks! ❜
❛ i don’t understand how people aren’t in therapy. ❜
❛ do you wanna get laid, or don’t you? ❜
❛ so he’s taking a shit! good for him. ❜
❛ this guy has been jacking his dick to books his whole life. ❜
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