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[afatlittledog]

Please read me. 🩷

Must be 18 or older to view this blog.

All trespassers will be blocked on sight.

I go by Boo but just call me Puppy until we're more familiar, please. I'm some sort of puppygirl, dogthing with a cunt.

I am nearing thirty if it matters that bad to you.

I'm Queer but I don't know much more than that. All girls are welcome and men will pay 150¥ in silence, so to speak.

DMs are open to all but especially mutuals. I like attention and will take it from pretty much anyone that's nice enough.

Be kind always.

I will also block you for the following:

No age in your bio

A H*gwarts house in your bio/url

Being a terf

Being an asshole

Anything else I feel like

If you don't like it, bye. That simple.

Have a lovely day. 🩷

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[nightguardmod]

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

[the-haiku-bot]

It’s a win win. I

get a bit of hope, you get

a cute birb photo

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[fforsythiaaa]

Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as “problematic” in class and our professor was like, “That’s cool, but ‘problematic’ doesn’t really mean anything. It means that the thing you’re describing has a problem, and in and of itself that’s not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else it’s not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like you’re trying to say that this is bad, but you don’t want to say ‘bad.’ Is that right?”

So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the “bad” thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, “I’m uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.”

Once we stopped calling things “problematic” and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, “that’s racist” or “that’s misogynistic” or “ew capitalism gross” out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, “Uhhh... I’m not sure what’s so bad?” and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.

Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I can’t help but think of this professor being like, “Good starting point, now let’s get specific.” I think when we have to commit to saying “that’s ___” it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever we’re claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes it’s art, and it should be full of problems, because that’s what art is.

[markovchaingang]

being cooked: bad

getting roasted: bad

getting spitroasted: good

getting baked: good

getting fried: good

getting grilled: usually neutral but often unpleasant

follow for more cooking tips

[bitchautism]

the online identity and gimmick-ifying of autism is so odd. I'm diagnosed with autism and yet I barely identify with any stuff I see about it anymore. It feels like autism is being rebranded as the Silly Guy Disorder that gives you smart and beautiful hyperspecific interests. it's not that I mind silly jokes or being lighthearted about being autistic- but when the entire social movement is based around marketing us this way, I just can't help but feel isolated from it. it feels like I'm not the right kind of autistic. I'm not marketable and digestible to common audiences, and therefore I am discarded by the movement in the name of progress and acceptance. it feels foul.

[bitchautism]

zionists die aspies die

[sailatina3]

The zionist associating with Nazi terminology.... I wonder why.

[a-cipher]

anon I want you to know that I am always thinking about this

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[thatwizarddyke]

evergreen tweet

[stuckinapril]

“Do it scared” “do it alone” are all great tips, but my biggest takeaway from therapy is do it messy. This is especially true if you’re getting out of a burnout, which I experience often. Literally just do it messy. You don’t need to pick the perfect trail to walk, the perfect playlist to listen to, whatever the fuck it is. You don’t need to have a meticulous to do list and wake up at the exact time you planned and drink the exact amount of water you planned to drink. Like the biggest thing for people like me to remember is sometimes it’s okay to do it messy. Put on a random yt workout and just get it done in sweats. Do 5 minutes of a daunting task and go from there. Sometimes just getting up is a win during intense burnouts or depressive funks. Literally just do it messy.

[natalieironside]

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

[thetorontokid]

I just really appreciated this and wanted to share

[pissvortex]

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

[pissvortex]

Yeah I was hoping to need to have it rescanned by one of your other employees at the self checkout as well as having it visually inspected by the elderly receipt cop as well

[jetix]

2025-10-05

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[marougus-the-dragon]

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

[shadedwillow]

ok google how do i propose deeper friendship and intimacy to my mutuals without feeling like a pervert predator

[shadedwillow]

hey. can we DM? do you want a voice message? do you want to see a picture of my face? do you wanna call? do you wanna get off on call with me? do you wanna consider us friends? do you wanna share secrets? do you wanna hint vaguely at where we both live to gauge how far we are from each other? do you wanna meet? do you wanna hang out? do you wanna fuck? do you wanna hold hands and kiss? does this make me creepy? is this too far? do you wanna kill me. i'm really sorry

[zyrkon01]

[decompose1]

i'm generally pro drug freedom but it does really bother me that kratom is so widely sold all over the place now while at the same time flying under the radar so nobody really warns you about quite how bad it is or how much it can fuck you up and there aren't significant enough warnings on the packaging about how addictive it is. by the time i ended up in the hospital i was in such intensely bad withdrawal they said it rivaled fentanyl and that's what they'd have guessed i was on if they didn't know. i was in the emergency room for days. i was diagnosed with incredibly severe opioid use disorder and given a pretty aggressive dose of buprenorphine that i'm still on 10 months later like its Bad. it turns out kratom isn't just "like an opioid" it actually triggers your brain the same exact way and exhausts the same receptors and you WILL give yourself OUD if you aren't really fucking careful with it. don't start taking it as an opioid alternative, i promise it's not a good alternative. by the end of my addiction i was spending hundreds of dollars (that i didn't have! that could've been rent!) a WEEK on it, and i hadn't been high in months. i almost died. it's just not worth it. if you're gonna do it please please be safe and watch for the signs.

[time-boyfriend]

helpful video for people who are unfamiliar with kratom and kratom addiction!

[decompose1]

Can't watch the video yet because i'm at work, but i'll pass it along- mostly, though, i rblogged to thank you :o). I'm happy to report my recovery is going very well!!!! I'm ten months clean and i don't ever wanna look back. The urge to relapse is gone, and i'm actually currently participating in a research study about the relationship between addiction and chronic pain, as well as the potential benefits of treating chronic pain with buprenorphine, the main drug used for Opioid Use Disorder recovery, since it is also a painkiller! My addiction was very painful and destructive to my life, but i'm incredibly grateful that at least my experiences can help other people who end up in this situation for the same reason as me- self-treating chronic pain. The relationship between chronic pain and addiction is severely under-studied and i'm really hopeful that this will help a lot of people, especially because, after having been on it for ten months, i can firmly say Buprenorphine is a life saving drug that deserves more recognition and usage.

Thank you so much for your kind words <3