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[afatlittledog]

Please read me. 🩷

Must be 18 or older to view this blog.

All trespassers will be blocked on sight.

I go by Boo but just call me Puppy until we're more familiar, please. I'm some sort of puppygirl, dogthing with a cunt.

I am nearing thirty if it matters that bad to you.

I'm Queer but I don't know much more than that. All girls are welcome and men will pay 150¥ in silence, so to speak.

DMs are open to all but especially mutuals. I like attention and will take it from pretty much anyone that's nice enough.

Be kind always.

I will also block you for the following:

No age in your bio

A H*gwarts house in your bio/url

Being a terf

Being an asshole

Anything else I feel like

If you don't like it, bye. That simple.

Have a lovely day. 🩷

[itsanxiete]

when I sleep on my tummy my morning wood lifts me out of bed like a car jack btw

[monkeyislandtwo]

i think "[sic]" is one of the funniest things of literature. like yeah this guy really wrote it out like that

[legendaryvermin]

For the uninitiated, you write [sic]—literally "this" or "so" in latin—to indicate that you haven't altered the wording or spelling. While it can be used to preserve a joke misspelling (aminals) or indicate that you know it looks weird (the Toronto Maple Leafs), it is also the most biting three letters that you can throw at a motherfucker who should know better.

[marlynnofmany]

Somebody made an error here and it sure wasn't me (derogatory)

[jawpeople]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[delicate-viscera]

hey i noticed you were rbing a lot of skinny fetish art, could you tag it next time /: no offense! idc if you’re into that! i just would rather not see it personally<3

[afatlittledog]

I'm about to start screaming actually

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[ultimatedaughter]

Sugar momma + rapist combo would go so fucking hard like you get assaulted and used but you also have a variety cheesecake sampler in the fridge at any given moment

[ultimatedaughter]

Probably a 12 pack of sprite too

[ultimatedaughter]

Or even 24 pack

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

I face-timed to ask if he waved, and he (again, very calmly and politely) explained that while yes, he did wave, they were already above the clouds and thus it would have been impossible for me to see. I decided not to press the matter bc it was honestly really cute that he'd actually waved

[nat-20s]

*lying at a job interview voice* yeah i can sing all of the lyrics of American Pie by Don McLean. WITHOUT slipping into the weird al version. easy

[nat-20s]

did you write the book of love and do you have faith in God above? If the Bible tells you soooo and did you see him hitting on the queen though he's just - FUCK

[nat-20s]

apparently. me and don mclean share this issue

[drops-of-universe]

poetry fans be like i love that poem it made me feel fucking awful & horrible & scared

[byjove]

If I had a diner, the coffee would be 50¢ a cup. Just 50¢. Always 50¢, price never changes, it’s like the Costco hotdog. But the coffee is bad. Really bad, so bad, lukewarm, watery, medium roast SWILL. But it’s so cheap you feel like you want to finish your cup and buy another because wow, it’s so affordable. You drive by and you think ‘Hey, that’s the place with the cheap coffee, I need to go back there.’ having totally forgotten the coffee is bad, you fall for it again. Why would I do this? Because I’m evil.

[27thfirefly]

subtextjob from a girl with huge implications

[landmineblogging]

thanks. thanks for being around. thanks for knowing me. thanks for liking me. thanks for holding your hand out & saying here's a place you can be. thanks for another night

[landmineblogging]

thanks for staying. thanks for taking care of yourself. thanks for making me feel safer. thanks for enjoying the things that i enjoy. thanks for being kind. thanks for putting warmth in my chest when it gets tight. thanks for sharing your world with me. thanks for having a sense of humor. thanks for proving the worth of a human being where i've doubted it. thanks for leaving nice messages. thanks for your time

[landmineblogging]

thanks for waking up today. thanks for checking in on me. thanks for looking after your own well-being. thanks for staying hydrated. thanks for believing me when i tell you you're doing good. thanks for remembering my birthday. thanks for being a good listener. thanks for drawing me. thanks for being so expressive. thanks for letting me see your pets. thanks for tolerating my psychosis. thanks for putting others before yourself even when you should always be your own top priority. thanks for being selfless. thanks for offering me advice. thanks for reading. thanks for watching. thanks for listening. thanks for being you

[landmineblogging]

thanks for everything

[neat-deadandlive-things]

The creature outside my window that has been building a nest all week finally had a baby!

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[ralfmaximus]

At last, a pill that can prevent COVID after exposure to infected people

Drug arrives years after pandemic’s peak, but could still offer protection to vulnerable populations.

An antiviral pill has, for the first time, been shown to prevent COVID-19 in people exposed to the SARS-CoV-2 virus at home, according to trial results published today in the New England Journal of Medicine1. The drug could be a lifeline for those who still face real danger from the virus, such as care-home residents or transplant recipients on immune-suppressing medication.

There are good things happening in the world.

[meret118]

You can read about it here without a paywall.

Households exposed to COVID-19 now have an oral drug specifically cleared to prevent infection after contact with a sick person. The FDA listed Xocova, the brand name for ensitrelvir, as a 2026 novel drug approval for post-exposure prophylaxis of COVID-19 following contact with an infected individual. The decision fills a gap that has persisted since the pandemic’s early years: until now, no oral antiviral carried an FDA-approved indication for prevention rather than treatment.