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[afatlittledog]

Please read me. 🩷

Must be 18 or older to view this blog.

All trespassers will be blocked on sight.

I go by Boo but just call me Puppy until we're more familiar, please. I'm some sort of puppygirl, dogthing with a cunt.

I am nearing thirty if it matters that bad to you.

I'm Queer but I don't know much more than that. All girls are welcome and men will pay 150¥ in silence, so to speak.

DMs are open to all but especially mutuals. I like attention and will take it from pretty much anyone that's nice enough.

Be kind always.

I will also block you for the following:

No age in your bio

A H*gwarts house in your bio/url

Being a terf

Being an asshole

Anything else I feel like

If you don't like it, bye. That simple.

Have a lovely day. 🩷

[inthedarktrees]

A change, not an end.

Catherine Coulson | Twin Peaks: The Return

[byjove]

Im so sorry but your pfp like immediately reminds me of the USAmerican flag and has a White Man™️ on it (im not American nor white nor a man btw so im pretty sure that im not projecting myself onto you) and I think one of the first posts i saw of yours was something about American politics so like anyways I keep misreading your username as Joe Biden and im really sorry ☹️ you're really cool though and i love your blog but yeah I'm so sorry i think of you this way

I pledge allegiance to the flag

also, fun fact I just learned while taking this screenshot, Tony DeBlase was a biologist specializing in bats and wrote several treatises on the bats of Iran

[shamebats]

"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.

[cardassiangoodreads]

#fandom needs this one

[twasjane]

God there really is a Terry Pratchett quote for everything

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[cottoncandylesbo]

let's fucking go i just got called a "weird little freak" by a really beautiful woman . we're gonna make it out alive

[thememedaddy]

[filmphotofranz]

you cant call it that

[mallowmaenad]

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

[moniquill]

[analog-delight]

wait, you're telling me some "boys" didn't grow up feeling like a lesbian trapped in the wrong body? i thought that was normal!

[analog-delight]

get peer reviewed, because fucking. yeah.

[analog-delight]

hey. hey bestie. i have some pronouns over here you might like, come with me. you can leave that "he/they" over there, you don't need it anymore.

[analog-delight]

GIRL THE EGG COLUMN IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. YOU DO NOT NEED CONVINCING YOU NEED CONVICTION.

LOOKING FOR REASONS IS REASON ENOUGH. BE A GIRL TODAY RIGHT NOW

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[totally-cis-offical]

Wait that explains everything so so much

[rainbow-demoness]

And since we don't face direct punishment for missing positive social cues like we do for negative ones, our coping skills and compensatory hypervigilance don't develop the same way. So we go through a world of never recognising positive signals, sometimes spotting negative signals, and knowing for sure there's more negative signals we're still missing, because those keep blowing up in our face.

Kind of fucked tbh.

[rhythmic-idealist]

Just so people know, epilepsy warnings aren’t about, like, purity culture, or online leftists acting as if disabled people are real. It’s about my mom

[rhythmic-idealist]

We human beings have discovered patterns of light and/or sound that kill some people and we should probably not have hissy fits about your right to fire a weapon at my mom. Like if you could put some text onscreen explaining the upcoming seizure-inducing patterns so that people can scroll away. That’s super fucking easy. i AM sorry that something as mindless as a tiktok edit could kill someone but hey, so could driving to work every morning, we all treat THAT accordingly (long, pointed stare. because yes we had better be treating that accordingly too)

The casual abundance of Thing That Kills People doesn’t mean you shouldn’t avoid killing people

[rhythmic-idealist]

#all media should have epilepsy warnings like all food should have allergy warnings#and if you disagree then I'll kick your ass

via @angst-and-fajitas

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[bish0ps]

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

[melonflavored]

[okkotsuwu]

omg… like to charge reblog to cast etc etc

[queer-as-city-folk]

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

[queer-as-city-folk]

Artists sketch

[spacemancharisma]

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN