Babe with the Power

[hcxuality]

“Hey it’s not so bad…right?” Okay yeah, this looked bad. She was magic though and…yeah the absolutely wrecked iPhone kind of made even her wince to look at but she could fix it. Magic. Duh. “I got this, totally fixable, ignore the exposed insides…I feel like I’m holding a mechanical corpse.”

[jhaadventures-blog]

“Oh, that’s because you are. It was inevitable, really. Apple. Their polymers have way too low a density for heavy usage. You should try one of mine; drop it off a skyscraper and the only thing that’ll shatter is the concrete. Tried and tested. You should really just burn that.”

[hcxuality]

"I'm going to pretend I know what you're talking about and just agree because Apple products are usually the devil as far as screens go. They like, single handedly keep otterboxes in business." Zatanna gave him a skeptical look "I know you're Iron Man and everything but no way your phones can handle that."

[jhaadventures-blog]

“Yeah, no, that’s broken. You might as well sell it to a pawn shop, maybe get a couple of bucks for it, use that to hustle more, use that to buy a new one…you’d have more chance of doing all that without, y’know, getting caught than you would fixing it. I mean, it might’ve been salvageable before but now?”

[hcxuality]

“Hey it’s not so bad...right?” Okay yeah, this looked bad. She was magic though and...yeah the absolutely wrecked iPhone kind of made even her wince to look at but she could fix it. Magic. Duh. “I got this, totally fixable, ignore the exposed insides...I feel like I’m holding a mechanical corpse.”

[witchcalledwanda-deactivated201]

“Oh! Yes, it’s very difficult,” Wanda sympathized with the brunette, nodding her head a few times, “and then the story is lost forever. My brother is impatient sometimes, so I learned to just bite my tongue. I promise not to interrupt you if you want to start over.”

[hcxuality]

“I--don’t even remember what I was saying. It’s the worst, I think I was in the middle of the top hat story but ugh! Brain why.”

[ofeideticisms]

Babs lets out a soft laugh, and then nods her head towards the cafe down the road. “Come on, I know just the place where you can get coffee. And then take you to a place where you can make sweet sweet love to it so you don’t end up making a fool of yourself to the public.”

[hcxuality]

“Wait. Did you just offer to take me to a place to have sex? Or am I imagining that? Wait no! Not like, imagining imagining, like, I don’t fantasize about--I think I should shut up now. Thanks. Please ignore me forever.” 

[trashprinceharry]

“No problem.” Harry watched her light up the cigarette. He was, of course, being facetious in his response;

[hcxuality]

Zatanna smiled at him, a touch amused and tilted her head, “yeah I think I got a few more tricks up my sleeves.” She took a drag of the smoke, the feeling familiar in her lungs even after quitting so many times. Her exhale took the shape of a butterfly flapped it’s wings once, twice, before drifting, shapeless in the breeze. “That better?” It’s cheeky and teasing but she still looks at him expectantly, smile in place. 

[hcxuality]

“No not really. Not in forever anyway. Not that I’m saying no if you’re offering..?”

[trashprinceharry]

“I’m offering.” Harry proceeded to indeed hold out the pack of cigarettes, one poking out. “It’s whatever though.”

[hcxuality]

Zatanna gave a sheepish smile because these totally kill and she shouldn't do the thing but the thing was going to be done. She took one and conjured a flame from her fingertip lighting it up in a moment. "Thanks. I appreciate it."

[hcxuality]

“It’s like they ripped the side piece out of my mental jenga! Concentration is totally gone.”

[trashprinceharry]

“I know what you mean. You smoke?”

[hcxuality]

"No not really. Not in forever anyway. Not that I'm saying no if you're offering..?"

[hcxuality]

“It’s like they ripped the side piece out of my mental jenga! Concentration is totally gone.”

[ofeideticisms]

“Did it all come crashing down at once?” She questions with a small laugh. “Also coffee helps. Well, normally with me. You want some?”

[hcxuality]

"I don't just want coffee. I want to make sweet sweet love to coffee. What I'm saying is yes. Please."

[hcxuality]

“It’s like they ripped the side piece out of my mental jenga! Concentration is totally gone.”

[witchcalledwanda-deactivated201]

“How did they do this?” Wanda asked, leaning forward with genuine concern in her voice.

[hcxuality]

"I mean you don't just interrupt someone mid story! Have you ever tried picking up a train of thought that's been interrupted?"

[thenamesnightwing-blog]

“There’s a difference between Dick moves and dick moves– I thought you could tell the difference.”

[hcxuality]

“I...feel like there’s a joke here that’s going over my head. Which, is not easy when you wear a top hat let me tell you.”

[dontcallmetoyman-blog]

“I got this very rare object in for my collection today, and I am so excited next step is to get another copy for my desk at work. So what if Ms. Cat says one more toy and she send me back grade school, But I need it”

[hcxuality]

“What kinda rare are we talking here? Like, mint condition holographic charizard rare or like, only a few hundred made kinda rare?”

[bartxnbartoff-blog]

“But what…how do…shit…” Yep. His phone’s on the ground. It’s utterly destroyed. After being dropped. Shit.

[hcxuality]

“...You know I could fix that for you.”

[smol-red--robin-blog]

[hcxuality]

“You’ve totally got something in your teeth.”

[deathturnsmeon-deactivated20160]

Jeannette sighs as she stalks into the alleyway, grabbing the mugger by the back of his shirt and pulling. With practically no effort from her, he goes flying back into the brick wall behind them. The blonde ignores the loud groan mixing in with the sickening crack. She doesn’t even blink, just kneels in front of the young woman who the guy had been trying to rob. “Quite sorry, my dear, that man is quite rude,” she says, helping the other woman up and helping her collect her things. Just as the woman is running away, a figure turns up. “It’s quite alright, I believe I got this handled. Run along now,” she doesn’t even bother looking at the figure, just turning back to the man who is groggily getting up. 

[hcxuality]

“Yeah, no. I’ve seen your definition of ‘handled’ and I don’t think I want to leave him with you.” Zatanna addressed the guy just barely straightening up. “Hey Asshole, unless you want to end up extra crispy I suggest you stay down. You can survive third degree burns long enough to be arrested.”

[hcxuality]

“It’s like they ripped the side piece out of my mental jenga! Concentration is totally gone.”