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more bendy chapter 5 spoilers (although i don't think i have to say that anymore)

[wally is messily eating sammy's whole chocolate cake]

[sammy walks in on him]

Sammy: BETRAYED

Wally: oH SHIT

Sammy: ABANDONED

Wally: I'M OUTTA HERE

#bendy #batim #bendy and the ink macine #bendy chapter 5 #batim chapter 5 #bendy and the ink machine chapter 5 #sammy #sammy lawrence #wally #wally franks #chocolate cake #based on hot topic tweeting that sammy's favourite food is chocolate cake #and the tape recording where wally finds and eats a chocolate cake

The Strongest Hit In Super Smash Bros Part 3

Ness: alright fuckers i beefed up. i'm ready to defend myself. no more of this 'strongest hit' bullshit on me.

Mr. Game and Watch: beep beep bap (translation: hey good for you buddy! would you mind helping me with a little thing?)

Shulk: I'M REALLY FEELING IT

Shulk 2: THIS IS THE MONADO POWER

Mr. Game and Watch: bop blip blip boop (translation: i need to beat up these two assholes.)

Ness: ...nah.

#smash #super smash bros #super smash brothers #smash 4 #super smash bros 4 #super smash brothers 4 #ness #mr. game and watch #shulk #https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb4WDTimKlk

little nightmares.

Shadow Six: how hungry are you

Six: not that hungry. actually feeling pretty good

Shadow Six: ok but what if i waft this steak in your general direction

Six: ...don't

Shadow Six: [waft]

Six: alright fine i'm hungry. bitch.

Shadow Six: yeah you are. Now Go Eat That Rat

#little nightmares #six #shadow six #dark six #hunger #i love that game #i love six #i love shadow six #i love it all

The Strongest Hit In Smash Bros Part 2

Ness: DEDEDE I JUST GOT HIT BY A GIANT TREE AND GOT 158% DAMAGE I NEED IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION

King Dedede: nerd [launches gordo]

Ness: bitch [reflect]

[King Dedede is suddenly vaporized across all of time and space]

#super smash bros #smash #smash bros #super smash brothers #smash brothers #super smash bros 4 #smash 4 #smash bros 4 #super smash brothers 4 #smash brothers 4 #from the same video as last time #king dedede's particles are now circling every atom in the multiverse #you are eating dedede #you are drinking dedede #you are breathing dedede #you are dedede #king dedede #ness #dedede

halloween gang

Nightmare BB: Hahaha! Da bear warned me there'd be a fella widda flashlight sittin' here!

Nightmare BB: Guess we oughta introduce ourselves...We're da torture planners for dis eternal hell.

Nightmare BB, Jack-O-Chica, Nightmare Mangle, and Nightmarionne: Dey call us...da Fyoodals!

Michael: Is that your Halloween costume?

Nightmare BB: NO! WE'RE SERIOUS!

Jack-O-Chica: I grew hair just for this occasion. That's how serious we are.

Scrap Baby: [screaming in the distance] THAT'S NOT YOUR HAIR

Nightmarionne: And we all bought hats! Fashionable, weaponized hats!

Nightmare Mangle: [VOMITING]

Nightmarionne: That too.

Michael: So you're basing your Halloween costumes, and yes, I'm not going to stop calling them that, off of rabbit characters, and you forgot to bring the only rabbit in your group?

Jack-O-Chica: Bonnie's the Madame Br-Fyoodal. They're at home, taking my cupcake for a walk.

Michael: Shouldn't you take that role?

Jack-O-Chica: We need an actual female demographic in this group!

Michael: Is Mangle not female?

Nightmare Mangle: [VOMITING]

The Strongest Hit In Smash Bros Part 1

Villager: We ready?

Fox: Yep.

Ness: Uh-huh.

Ness 2: Yes

Ness: W-wait who's getting hit by this

Villager: Not me lol [cuts tree]

Fox: Not it [reflect]

Ness: Oh ok seeya ness 2 [reflect]

Ness 2: No [reflect]

Ness: wait shit

#super smash bros #smash #smash bros #super smash brothers #smash brothers #super smash bros 4 #smash 4 #smash bros 4 #super smash brothers 4 #smash brothers 4 #based on a great video that you should watch #ness 2 is a demon #there are even more moves to explore so stay tuned #https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EP4wgLsPPs #villager #fox #ness

not a quote

it's come to my own attention that i'm an idiot who's completely misunderstood the term 'incorrect quotes' on tumblr

the main use of that term refers to real quotes from other things that have been repurposed into new context and that's not exactly what i'm doing SO

i must rebrand my whole blog

it shall now be 'Fanon Fuckery'

even more bendy chapter 5 spoilers

Joey: Henry. Come visit the old workshop. There's something I need to show you.

Henry: [opens door] Hey what.

Joey: What the fuck

Henry: Why is the workshop right here I was just leaving

Joey: I'm just as confused as you I was gesturing for you to leave that's my front door

Henry: Where did I come in

Joey: I don't know

Henry: What is happening

Joey: Maybe just stay here for a bit. I have Boo-Berry cereal.

Henry: Sounds like a plan.

more bendy chapter 5 spoilers

Bendy: Now, I am finally in my ULTIMATE form! The true demon hiding within, unleashed! Fear me, tremble before my deep inky power!

Henry: the end

Bendy: [gasps, starts dissolving]

bendy chapter 5 spoilers

Sammy: dON'T LOOK AT ME

Henry: oh shit

Sammy: I'M DISGUSTING GET AWAY

Henry: i-what

Sammy: MY FACE IS SO HORRID

Henry: i don't think you have a face

Sammy: IT'S SO BAD

Henry: i think you're over-exaggerating

Sammy: WHY AM I SO ABHORRENT

Henry: ok honestly? i didn't want to say this but you're fucking hot. don't put yourself down like that.

Sammy: oh, thanks

Henry: no problem

Sammy: alright decapitation time

Henry: man

the beginning

caveman: oongh grurg hunj

monkey: ha hee hwoa

large vibrating obelisk: what an awful representation of this blog as a whole

#obelisk is right #this is a fandom blog #not a caveman blog #this isn't even accurate to 2001 #no don't leave

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