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My meet the artist :3!!! (Might add more in text for an intro post but it’s late and I’m lazy.)
Temeluchus 🤤🤤🤤
Oh Lord, it’s you again.
Teme, who is this?
This does not concern you.
What? Am I not allowed to show up at a handsome man’s doorstep and bother him? Hm?
(Muriel gives Temeluchus the equivalent of a stink eye)
…I am glad you appreciate my looks, but I do not have the time to be bothered. We angels are busy.
(He’s lying - for once in his life, he doesn’t actually have anything to do right now.)
Liar lair freaking pants on fire. Your ass ain’t busy because if you were you wouldn’t be sitting on your ass
You do not know that. Perhaps I am in the middle of doing something right now.
Riiiiight.
(Temeluchus nudges Muriel on the shoulder.)
Help me out here, will you?
…
(An evil idea strikes Muriel)
Well, seeing as you’ve taken time out of your day to see this handsome, handsome man, how about I let you two catch up?
…What-
I can take over duty today! My treat, or something.
Muriel-
Later, lovebirds!
Muriel, come back here this instant!
(…he’s gone.)
…Son of a fucking bitch.
Awwwww I’m kicking my feet and smiling like a fool. Arent you cute when pissy.
I am NOT cute. I am anything but. You would dare-
Are you mocking me? What are you kicking your feet and smiling about?
For someone who claims not to be cute, you sure act like it. It both makes me want to crush you into a ball and gently grab the sides of your face and cover you in kisses until you can’t think straight (or gay I guess).
And what am I smiling and kicking my feet over? Just yooouuu. How pretty and handsome you are and about how much I love you.
E-excuse me?
(His halo briefly flashes pink for a second, before he summons a sword of holy Light)
No. I do not have the patience for you today. I will not stand for your… blatant flirting!
(God, that sounded so stupid to say. Still, there are worse things that could be said.)
Awwwwwww someone’s flustered.
Also you are standing on two feet so you are standing pretty well for my blatant flustering.
…Rubbish pun.
I think it was a pretty good pun but that’s just my humble opinion and I think I’m hilarious.
What are you gonna do about my bad pun? Stab me? I’m your biggest fan and highkey your boyfriend so it would be just plain rude if you did that.
I am not your-!
You think I will not kill you? You think you will be spared?
(He points the sword at you.)
Tell me, then. Tell me why I should not kill you right here and be rid of your annoyance?
Beeecccaaaauuuussseeee I’ll do this
Walking up to him, grabbing the sides of his face and then just covering him in kisses.
Gh-
(He freezes at first, his halo and wings completely pink, before lowering his weapon.)
W-what are you doing…?
(There’s no longer any anger in his voice. Just… uncertainty. And confusion.)
Just kissing the cutest angel god ever spat out. Also using my amazing charm to make you no longer want to stab me. Which judging by the fact that you are very pink, it’s working perfectly.
Y-you! You trickster! I’ll-
(He raises his sword again, but lowers it not even a second later.)
…Well, I must applaud you. Your cunning has completely disarmed me.
Though… now I am curious. Rarely am I ever defeated, and… never like this. I do not like losing and not knowing why.
…Very well. You can live another day.
(He disintegrates the sword.)
However, that will have to be in exchange for something. Something that will benefit me.
Oh?
And what would that be?
Temeluchus 🤤🤤🤤
Oh Lord, it’s you again.
Teme, who is this?
This does not concern you.
What? Am I not allowed to show up at a handsome man’s doorstep and bother him? Hm?
(Muriel gives Temeluchus the equivalent of a stink eye)
…I am glad you appreciate my looks, but I do not have the time to be bothered. We angels are busy.
(He’s lying - for once in his life, he doesn’t actually have anything to do right now.)
Liar lair freaking pants on fire. Your ass ain’t busy because if you were you wouldn’t be sitting on your ass
You do not know that. Perhaps I am in the middle of doing something right now.
Riiiiight.
(Temeluchus nudges Muriel on the shoulder.)
Help me out here, will you?
…
(An evil idea strikes Muriel)
Well, seeing as you’ve taken time out of your day to see this handsome, handsome man, how about I let you two catch up?
…What-
I can take over duty today! My treat, or something.
Muriel-
Later, lovebirds!
Muriel, come back here this instant!
(…he’s gone.)
…Son of a fucking bitch.
Awwwww I’m kicking my feet and smiling like a fool. Arent you cute when pissy.
I am NOT cute. I am anything but. You would dare-
Are you mocking me? What are you kicking your feet and smiling about?
For someone who claims not to be cute, you sure act like it. It both makes me want to crush you into a ball and gently grab the sides of your face and cover you in kisses until you can’t think straight (or gay I guess).
And what am I smiling and kicking my feet over? Just yooouuu. How pretty and handsome you are and about how much I love you.
E-excuse me?
(His halo briefly flashes pink for a second, before he summons a sword of holy Light)
No. I do not have the patience for you today. I will not stand for your… blatant flirting!
(God, that sounded so stupid to say. Still, there are worse things that could be said.)
Awwwwwww someone’s flustered.
Also you are standing on two feet so you are standing pretty well for my blatant flustering.
…Rubbish pun.
I think it was a pretty good pun but that’s just my humble opinion and I think I’m hilarious.
What are you gonna do about my bad pun? Stab me? I’m your biggest fan and highkey your boyfriend so it would be just plain rude if you did that.
I am not your-!
You think I will not kill you? You think you will be spared?
(He points the sword at you.)
Tell me, then. Tell me why I should not kill you right here and be rid of your annoyance?
Beeecccaaaauuuussseeee I’ll do this
Walking up to him, grabbing the sides of his face and then just covering him in kisses.
Gh-
(He freezes at first, his halo and wings completely pink, before lowering his weapon.)
W-what are you doing…?
(There’s no longer any anger in his voice. Just… uncertainty. And confusion.)
Just kissing the cutest angel god ever spat out. Also using my amazing charm to make you no longer want to stab me. Which judging by the fact that you are very pink, it’s working perfectly.
Temeluchus 🤤🤤🤤
Oh Lord, it’s you again.
Teme, who is this?
This does not concern you.
What? Am I not allowed to show up at a handsome man’s doorstep and bother him? Hm?
(Muriel gives Temeluchus the equivalent of a stink eye)
…I am glad you appreciate my looks, but I do not have the time to be bothered. We angels are busy.
(He’s lying - for once in his life, he doesn’t actually have anything to do right now.)
Liar lair freaking pants on fire. Your ass ain’t busy because if you were you wouldn’t be sitting on your ass
You do not know that. Perhaps I am in the middle of doing something right now.
Riiiiight.
(Temeluchus nudges Muriel on the shoulder.)
Help me out here, will you?
…
(An evil idea strikes Muriel)
Well, seeing as you’ve taken time out of your day to see this handsome, handsome man, how about I let you two catch up?
…What-
I can take over duty today! My treat, or something.
Muriel-
Later, lovebirds!
Muriel, come back here this instant!
(…he’s gone.)
…Son of a fucking bitch.
Awwwww I’m kicking my feet and smiling like a fool. Arent you cute when pissy.
I am NOT cute. I am anything but. You would dare-
Are you mocking me? What are you kicking your feet and smiling about?
For someone who claims not to be cute, you sure act like it. It both makes me want to crush you into a ball and gently grab the sides of your face and cover you in kisses until you can’t think straight (or gay I guess).
And what am I smiling and kicking my feet over? Just yooouuu. How pretty and handsome you are and about how much I love you.
E-excuse me?
(His halo briefly flashes pink for a second, before he summons a sword of holy Light)
No. I do not have the patience for you today. I will not stand for your… blatant flirting!
(God, that sounded so stupid to say. Still, there are worse things that could be said.)
Awwwwwww someone’s flustered.
Also you are standing on two feet so you are standing pretty well for my blatant flustering.
…Rubbish pun.
I think it was a pretty good pun but that’s just my humble opinion and I think I’m hilarious.
What are you gonna do about my bad pun? Stab me? I’m your biggest fan and highkey your boyfriend so it would be just plain rude if you did that.
I am not your-!
You think I will not kill you? You think you will be spared?
(He points the sword at you.)
Tell me, then. Tell me why I should not kill you right here and be rid of your annoyance?
Beeecccaaaauuuussseeee I’ll do this
Walking up to him, grabbing the sides of his face and then just covering him in kisses.
Temeluchus 🤤🤤🤤
Oh Lord, it’s you again.
Teme, who is this?
This does not concern you.
What? Am I not allowed to show up at a handsome man’s doorstep and bother him? Hm?
(Muriel gives Temeluchus the equivalent of a stink eye)
…I am glad you appreciate my looks, but I do not have the time to be bothered. We angels are busy.
(He’s lying - for once in his life, he doesn’t actually have anything to do right now.)
Liar lair freaking pants on fire. Your ass ain’t busy because if you were you wouldn’t be sitting on your ass
You do not know that. Perhaps I am in the middle of doing something right now.
Riiiiight.
(Temeluchus nudges Muriel on the shoulder.)
Help me out here, will you?
…
(An evil idea strikes Muriel)
Well, seeing as you’ve taken time out of your day to see this handsome, handsome man, how about I let you two catch up?
…What-
I can take over duty today! My treat, or something.
Muriel-
Later, lovebirds!
Muriel, come back here this instant!
(…he’s gone.)
…Son of a fucking bitch.
Awwwww I’m kicking my feet and smiling like a fool. Arent you cute when pissy.
I am NOT cute. I am anything but. You would dare-
Are you mocking me? What are you kicking your feet and smiling about?
For someone who claims not to be cute, you sure act like it. It both makes me want to crush you into a ball and gently grab the sides of your face and cover you in kisses until you can’t think straight (or gay I guess).
And what am I smiling and kicking my feet over? Just yooouuu. How pretty and handsome you are and about how much I love you.
E-excuse me?
(His halo briefly flashes pink for a second, before he summons a sword of holy Light)
No. I do not have the patience for you today. I will not stand for your… blatant flirting!
(God, that sounded so stupid to say. Still, there are worse things that could be said.)
Awwwwwww someone’s flustered.
Also you are standing on two feet so you are standing pretty well for my blatant flustering.
…Rubbish pun.
I think it was a pretty good pun but that’s just my humble opinion and I think I’m hilarious.
What are you gonna do about my bad pun? Stab me? I’m your biggest fan and highkey your boyfriend so it would be just plain rude if you did that.
Temeluchus 🤤🤤🤤
Oh Lord, it’s you again.
Teme, who is this?
This does not concern you.
What? Am I not allowed to show up at a handsome man’s doorstep and bother him? Hm?
(Muriel gives Temeluchus the equivalent of a stink eye)
…I am glad you appreciate my looks, but I do not have the time to be bothered. We angels are busy.
(He’s lying - for once in his life, he doesn’t actually have anything to do right now.)
Liar lair freaking pants on fire. Your ass ain’t busy because if you were you wouldn’t be sitting on your ass
You do not know that. Perhaps I am in the middle of doing something right now.
Riiiiight.
(Temeluchus nudges Muriel on the shoulder.)
Help me out here, will you?
…
(An evil idea strikes Muriel)
Well, seeing as you’ve taken time out of your day to see this handsome, handsome man, how about I let you two catch up?
…What-
I can take over duty today! My treat, or something.
Muriel-
Later, lovebirds!
Muriel, come back here this instant!
(…he’s gone.)
…Son of a fucking bitch.
Awwwww I’m kicking my feet and smiling like a fool. Arent you cute when pissy.
I am NOT cute. I am anything but. You would dare-
Are you mocking me? What are you kicking your feet and smiling about?
For someone who claims not to be cute, you sure act like it. It both makes me want to crush you into a ball and gently grab the sides of your face and cover you in kisses until you can’t think straight (or gay I guess).
And what am I smiling and kicking my feet over? Just yooouuu. How pretty and handsome you are and about how much I love you.
E-excuse me?
(His halo briefly flashes pink for a second, before he summons a sword of holy Light)
No. I do not have the patience for you today. I will not stand for your… blatant flirting!
(God, that sounded so stupid to say. Still, there are worse things that could be said.)
Awwwwwww someone’s flustered.
Also you are standing on two feet so you are standing pretty well for my blatant flustering.
Temeluchus 🤤🤤🤤
Oh Lord, it’s you again.
Teme, who is this?
This does not concern you.
What? Am I not allowed to show up at a handsome man’s doorstep and bother him? Hm?
(Muriel gives Temeluchus the equivalent of a stink eye)
…I am glad you appreciate my looks, but I do not have the time to be bothered. We angels are busy.
(He’s lying - for once in his life, he doesn’t actually have anything to do right now.)
Liar lair freaking pants on fire. Your ass ain’t busy because if you were you wouldn’t be sitting on your ass
You do not know that. Perhaps I am in the middle of doing something right now.
Riiiiight.
(Temeluchus nudges Muriel on the shoulder.)
Help me out here, will you?
…
(An evil idea strikes Muriel)
Well, seeing as you’ve taken time out of your day to see this handsome, handsome man, how about I let you two catch up?
…What-
I can take over duty today! My treat, or something.
Muriel-
Later, lovebirds!
Muriel, come back here this instant!
(…he’s gone.)
…Son of a fucking bitch.
Awwwww I’m kicking my feet and smiling like a fool. Arent you cute when pissy.
I am NOT cute. I am anything but. You would dare-
Are you mocking me? What are you kicking your feet and smiling about?
For someone who claims not to be cute, you sure act like it. It both makes me want to crush you into a ball and gently grab the sides of your face and cover you in kisses until you can’t think straight (or gay I guess).
And what am I smiling and kicking my feet over? Just yooouuu. How pretty and handsome you are and about how much I love you.
Temeluchus 🤤🤤🤤
Oh Lord, it’s you again.
Teme, who is this?
This does not concern you.
What? Am I not allowed to show up at a handsome man’s doorstep and bother him? Hm?
(Muriel gives Temeluchus the equivalent of a stink eye)
…I am glad you appreciate my looks, but I do not have the time to be bothered. We angels are busy.
(He’s lying - for once in his life, he doesn’t actually have anything to do right now.)
Liar lair freaking pants on fire. Your ass ain’t busy because if you were you wouldn’t be sitting on your ass
You do not know that. Perhaps I am in the middle of doing something right now.
Riiiiight.
(Temeluchus nudges Muriel on the shoulder.)
Help me out here, will you?
…
(An evil idea strikes Muriel)
Well, seeing as you’ve taken time out of your day to see this handsome, handsome man, how about I let you two catch up?
…What-
I can take over duty today! My treat, or something.
Muriel-
Later, lovebirds!
Muriel, come back here this instant!
(…he’s gone.)
…Son of a fucking bitch.
Awwwww I’m kicking my feet and smiling like a fool. Arent you cute when pissy.
Temeluchus 🤤🤤🤤
Oh Lord, it’s you again.
Teme, who is this?
This does not concern you.
What? Am I not allowed to show up at a handsome man’s doorstep and bother him? Hm?
(Muriel gives Temeluchus the equivalent of a stink eye)
…I am glad you appreciate my looks, but I do not have the time to be bothered. We angels are busy.
(He’s lying - for once in his life, he doesn’t actually have anything to do right now.)
Liar lair freaking pants on fire. Your ass ain’t busy because if you were you wouldn’t be sitting on your ass
Temeluchus 🤤🤤🤤
Oh Lord, it’s you again.
Teme, who is this?
This does not concern you.
What? Am I not allowed to show up at a handsome man’s doorstep and bother him? Hm?
Log ???: █ █/█ █ /█ █ █ █
This has gone on long enough. Now will not another lie leave their lips. I have put off this for too long. They are a poison and a parasite that have been slowly killing paradise. They mimic and twist the word of █ █ █, keep me like a trophy. If I have not intervened it means that their word must be true. I was not made too confrontational. I was meant to be a shadow to follow █ █ █ around. Not today and never again. I will no longer sit idly by watching these leeches drain the lives of angels.
They no longer are needed with the fall of both Hell and Humanity.
I have never enjoyed the act of violence but not as if they would listen to a word I say. They never have. Today I will speak their language and they will listen. My word is law. A phrase that they loved to pass around as they propped me up onto █ █ █’s throne, they wanted a replacement and a replacement that was quiet. I will no longer be quiet.
Death stains the auditorium. Chunks of what used to be angels spattered across the walls and floor. One step forward one step back. They attempted to plead, to beg for mercy, a reason. They got nothing in return. Never would my voice grace their ears again. They will turned into the leeches they are and killed. Executed. There was no running from my approach nor would a fight dissuade my act. Perhaps some knew that this was a long time coming and remained still as I mutilated their forms.
When cries of mercy reached only deaf ears, cries of treason, heresy, murder took their place. This was not an act of heresy or treason. I saw that it wasn’t. My word is that of █ █ █’s and █ █ would be horrified of what you have become. Heaven would be free from one final act of violence. Never will my hand be raised against another in this manner again.
One by one by one they fell. There would be no survivors to this massacre. Now only one remained, backed into a corner. Sobbing almost violently as it attempted one more feeble argument to halt my slaughter. The same voice that sent those marching to death begging to me the chance, the opportunity to keep its life. Clinging to my blood stained boots like a small child only to be turned into a smear of crimson on the floor with chunks of flesh and clothing falling to the floor, joining the rest in their misery.
Stepping out onto the balcony that over looked the angels amassed down below. Unaware of what had transpired moments ago. Shock ripped through them as they peered upwards to be met with me soaked in blood. Wings tinged pale yellow and blue. What had been done could no longer be undone and what was to be said could no longer be unheard.
GOD IS DEAD AND SO IS THE COUNCIL. NEVER SHALL THEIR LIES AND WORDS BLEED THE MASSES DRY. FOR THIS DAY SHALL MARK THE DAY OF A NEW AGE. ONE OF PEACE. ONE THAT WILL NO LONGER MUDDIED BY THE ACTS OF LEECHES. HUMANITY IS DEAD SO IS OUR INVOLVEMENT WITHIN HELL. OUR KIND SHALL NO LONGER FACE THE HORRORS OF THAT OF WHAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN MADE. I SHALL LEAD YOU INTO THE LIGHT THAT GOD HAS LEFT FOR US.
what i took away from the first gabriel fight
I have some ideas for some enemies, including one for the Corpse of King Minos.
The replacement would be a GIGANTIC Mega Absol Z as the idea is that King Abinos once he was killed, instead of being puppeted by parasites that control his corpse to destroy everything he's built, The Corpse of King Abinos is puppeted by the Souls of those who died at the end of the Lust Renaissance, now seeking vengeance for their leader and will stop at nothing to achieve its goals. This also works with it being Mega Absol Z as it's now Dark/Ghost
Being puppeted by the souls of the lost is actually a cool idea and I’m taking it. However he wouldn’t be a mega as megas represent the transformation into a prime soul. So he’d just be a massive absol.
For Sisyphus for the Pokekill AU, I recommend Lucario. Regular Lucario for Sisyphus and then a mix of Mega Lucario and Mega Lucario Z for Sisyphus Prime
Actually for Sisyphus I got a mon picked out being mega Charizard y.
A bit of an older sketch but you get the point. I chose Charizard mostly because dragon = greedy and being a fire type fits with the Layer of Greed.
Also as a treat an sketch of a pokekill sentry
Hiiiii Teme hiiiiiii!!!! Violent waving. Helllllooooo hiiiiiiiii!!!! :D
…Who are you?
And it’s Temeluchus, fool.
Temeluchus more like ‘Teme-mr serious all the time except not really (I know what you are)’ but that’s a bit of a mouth full so Teme it is
…What does any of this mean?
I-
How…how dare you? Do you know who I am? I am the one who used to torture all those sinners in Hell! To…to demean me, like this…
Oh horrifying. How dare I call you gay. Speaking of which you seem real defensive about that topic, wanna unpack that pretty boy?
Pretty boy-
No, no, no. We are not continuing this. I am not unpacking ANYTHING. In fact, I am going to kill you right now if you do not get out of here.
I think I’m going to stay right here actually, little gay boy.
……W-What the…
How the hell are you doing that?
(Ignore the tinge of pink on his halo…..)
It’s this awesome thing called sticking to walls and for someone who just threatened to kill me you sure are getting pink rn. What’s up with that?
Silence!
(He draws his sword)
Leave. Now.
Ooohhhhb noooooo looks as if I’m being threatened with a sword and told to shut my mouth. Oh noooo I’m going to perish. Dramatically falls to the ground.Sigh.
Anyway I’ve drawn you with nothing on but heart patterned boxers. Thoughts?
You dare mock-
…What? You’ve…drawn me with WHAT?
…Just who in Heaven are you and why do you seem so…enamoured with me? Do you know something about me that I do not?
Hmm. Then again, if you are this obsessed with me, then I must have some kind of influence on you.
(“Maybe I AM that handsome, hehe….”)
Tell you this. You tell me why you are bothering me like this, and perhaps I will not kill you.
Oh I know something you definitely don’t know.
Anyway I like bugging because you have funny reactions to it and because you’re a little cutie patootie lamppost!!! :D
You think I am funny? And a….”cutie patootie lamppost”? Whatever that means…
Now I want to know what this thing that you clearly know and I do not is. Perhaps that would explain some things.
(“This feels….weird. I feel weird.”)
I’m not telling!!! Secret!!!
Also I do think you are funny. Little bug to be observed under a magnifying glass.
Should have expected that…
A little bug? I am not a little bug. I am an angel. A powerful one at that.
…But if you wish to observe me in all my glory, you may proceed to do so.
Already have been doing that for checks watch four ish days now expect it’s less glory of an angel and more sopping wet bird because a puddle in my hands.
Nonsense. I am not a sopping wet bird.
You should see me in combat. My skills rival that of many angels, be it using weapons or hand to hand combat. In fact, I pride myself on my wrestling skills.
Care to challenge me, creature?
Judging by the fact that you have a good foot and a half on me and the fact I’m built like a stick, I’ll sit this one out.
Also look in a mirror buddy. You are a sopping wet bird.
Scared of getting broken, are you?
But getting broken is part of the fun, no?
Anything to get you to stop calling me a sopping wet bird.
First of all, I don’t heal like you do. Second not a big fan of pain. Third I’ll call you whatever I want.
*sigh* Fine. I won’t wrestle you.
…You know what, I glossed over you drawing me naked too quickly. Explain yourself, freak.
I was bored and I’d said I would do it so I did. Also you weren’t naked just mostly. I was kind and kept the underwear on. :3c
How generous.
(He does whatever the equivalent of rolling his eyes would be)
You said you would do it? To whom?
Eh technically a version of yourself
…What?
Yeah long story. Anyway me and that version are highkey romantically involved. Do with information what you will. Flys away.
Hiiiii Teme hiiiiiii!!!! Violent waving. Helllllooooo hiiiiiiiii!!!! :D
…Who are you?
And it’s Temeluchus, fool.
Temeluchus more like ‘Teme-mr serious all the time except not really (I know what you are)’ but that’s a bit of a mouth full so Teme it is
…What does any of this mean?
I-
How…how dare you? Do you know who I am? I am the one who used to torture all those sinners in Hell! To…to demean me, like this…
Oh horrifying. How dare I call you gay. Speaking of which you seem real defensive about that topic, wanna unpack that pretty boy?
Pretty boy-
No, no, no. We are not continuing this. I am not unpacking ANYTHING. In fact, I am going to kill you right now if you do not get out of here.
I think I’m going to stay right here actually, little gay boy.
……W-What the…
How the hell are you doing that?
(Ignore the tinge of pink on his halo…..)
It’s this awesome thing called sticking to walls and for someone who just threatened to kill me you sure are getting pink rn. What’s up with that?
Silence!
(He draws his sword)
Leave. Now.
Ooohhhhb noooooo looks as if I’m being threatened with a sword and told to shut my mouth. Oh noooo I’m going to perish. Dramatically falls to the ground.Sigh.
Anyway I’ve drawn you with nothing on but heart patterned boxers. Thoughts?
You dare mock-
…What? You’ve…drawn me with WHAT?
…Just who in Heaven are you and why do you seem so…enamoured with me? Do you know something about me that I do not?
Hmm. Then again, if you are this obsessed with me, then I must have some kind of influence on you.
(“Maybe I AM that handsome, hehe….”)
Tell you this. You tell me why you are bothering me like this, and perhaps I will not kill you.
Oh I know something you definitely don’t know.
Anyway I like bugging because you have funny reactions to it and because you’re a little cutie patootie lamppost!!! :D
You think I am funny? And a….”cutie patootie lamppost”? Whatever that means…
Now I want to know what this thing that you clearly know and I do not is. Perhaps that would explain some things.
(“This feels….weird. I feel weird.”)
I’m not telling!!! Secret!!!
Also I do think you are funny. Little bug to be observed under a magnifying glass.
Should have expected that…
A little bug? I am not a little bug. I am an angel. A powerful one at that.
…But if you wish to observe me in all my glory, you may proceed to do so.
Already have been doing that for checks watch four ish days now expect it’s less glory of an angel and more sopping wet bird because a puddle in my hands.
Nonsense. I am not a sopping wet bird.
You should see me in combat. My skills rival that of many angels, be it using weapons or hand to hand combat. In fact, I pride myself on my wrestling skills.
Care to challenge me, creature?
Judging by the fact that you have a good foot and a half on me and the fact I’m built like a stick, I’ll sit this one out.
Also look in a mirror buddy. You are a sopping wet bird.
Scared of getting broken, are you?
But getting broken is part of the fun, no?
Anything to get you to stop calling me a sopping wet bird.
First of all, I don’t heal like you do. Second not a big fan of pain. Third I’ll call you whatever I want.
*sigh* Fine. I won’t wrestle you.
…You know what, I glossed over you drawing me naked too quickly. Explain yourself, freak.
I was bored and I’d said I would do it so I did. Also you weren’t naked just mostly. I was kind and kept the underwear on. :3c
How generous.
(He does whatever the equivalent of rolling his eyes would be)
You said you would do it? To whom?
Eh technically a version of yourself
Hiiiii Teme hiiiiiii!!!! Violent waving. Helllllooooo hiiiiiiiii!!!! :D
…Who are you?
And it’s Temeluchus, fool.
Temeluchus more like ‘Teme-mr serious all the time except not really (I know what you are)’ but that’s a bit of a mouth full so Teme it is
…What does any of this mean?
I-
How…how dare you? Do you know who I am? I am the one who used to torture all those sinners in Hell! To…to demean me, like this…
Oh horrifying. How dare I call you gay. Speaking of which you seem real defensive about that topic, wanna unpack that pretty boy?
Pretty boy-
No, no, no. We are not continuing this. I am not unpacking ANYTHING. In fact, I am going to kill you right now if you do not get out of here.
I think I’m going to stay right here actually, little gay boy.
……W-What the…
How the hell are you doing that?
(Ignore the tinge of pink on his halo…..)
It’s this awesome thing called sticking to walls and for someone who just threatened to kill me you sure are getting pink rn. What’s up with that?
Silence!
(He draws his sword)
Leave. Now.
Ooohhhhb noooooo looks as if I’m being threatened with a sword and told to shut my mouth. Oh noooo I’m going to perish. Dramatically falls to the ground.Sigh.
Anyway I’ve drawn you with nothing on but heart patterned boxers. Thoughts?
You dare mock-
…What? You’ve…drawn me with WHAT?
…Just who in Heaven are you and why do you seem so…enamoured with me? Do you know something about me that I do not?
Hmm. Then again, if you are this obsessed with me, then I must have some kind of influence on you.
(“Maybe I AM that handsome, hehe….”)
Tell you this. You tell me why you are bothering me like this, and perhaps I will not kill you.
Oh I know something you definitely don’t know.
Anyway I like bugging because you have funny reactions to it and because you’re a little cutie patootie lamppost!!! :D
You think I am funny? And a….”cutie patootie lamppost”? Whatever that means…
Now I want to know what this thing that you clearly know and I do not is. Perhaps that would explain some things.
(“This feels….weird. I feel weird.”)
I’m not telling!!! Secret!!!
Also I do think you are funny. Little bug to be observed under a magnifying glass.
Should have expected that…
A little bug? I am not a little bug. I am an angel. A powerful one at that.
…But if you wish to observe me in all my glory, you may proceed to do so.
Already have been doing that for checks watch four ish days now expect it’s less glory of an angel and more sopping wet bird because a puddle in my hands.
Nonsense. I am not a sopping wet bird.
You should see me in combat. My skills rival that of many angels, be it using weapons or hand to hand combat. In fact, I pride myself on my wrestling skills.
Care to challenge me, creature?
Judging by the fact that you have a good foot and a half on me and the fact I’m built like a stick, I’ll sit this one out.
Also look in a mirror buddy. You are a sopping wet bird.
Scared of getting broken, are you?
But getting broken is part of the fun, no?
Anything to get you to stop calling me a sopping wet bird.
First of all, I don’t heal like you do. Second not a big fan of pain. Third I’ll call you whatever I want.
*sigh* Fine. I won’t wrestle you.
…You know what, I glossed over you drawing me naked too quickly. Explain yourself, freak.
I was bored and I’d said I would do it so I did. Also you weren’t naked just mostly. I was kind and kept the underwear on. :3c