look. if i say something is post-prison just assume dream is kidnapped and on his healing arc, that my favorite thing to explore
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look. if i say something is post-prison just assume dream is kidnapped and on his healing arc, that my favorite thing to explore
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me: "hello you little freak, would you like to enter your worst enemy's dreams?"
tommy: "i- what- no?? not really???"
me: "well that's too fucking bad. editor play the porn hub intro!"
tommy and tubbo sparing and training with dream and sapnap but the two of them keep getting distracted thinking about dnap railing them on the ground and training them in other ways
i need to poison the well
tommy and tubbo are the two genders, want to be called pretty and wants to be called handsome
transmasc dream refusing to bottom for tommy and putting him in chastity and railing him with a strap on send post
tommy fucking dream to sleep and when he wakes up tommy is still going even tho he's way into overstimulation, but he can't seem to stop
the ideas... they haunt me..... the public must know about it....
tommy fucking dream to sleep and when he wakes up tommy is still going even tho he's way into overstimulation, but he can't seem to stop
Obviously the only solution is for Tommy and Wilbur to take turns tiring them out until they finally pass out /silly
absolutely!!!!!
tho obviously the two of them need to be very pathetic about it first. they need to spend months trying to act normal while being sooooo desesperate first
and the logical conclusion to the horny phantoms post: somno! you're making me think about tommy managing to badger dream to the point where he reluctantly goes "fine I'll take a nap but don't bother me" and the only place for that in exile is tommy's tent. he assumes tommy's gonna go like, mining or looking for food or something while he does that but in reality it's just a matter of time before tommy loses all self restraint and goes to jerk off in the corner of the tent while dream is sleeping. bonus points if this happens more than once. bonus points if tommy loses self restraint and fucks dream in his sleep. bonus points if instead dream wakes up and mocks tommy for being a creep but goads him into fucking him anyways. do you see my vision
yesssss, i see your vision so muchhh.
augh, tommy and wilbur being so pathetic getting these fantasies of fucking whoever they're talking to to sleep.
tommy standing just outside the tent rock hard trying to convince himself he doesn't need to cum all over dream's sleeping face, no matter how much his biology says he does. him fucking dream in his sleep and begging dream to not wake up when he's so needy... aughhhh
oh fuck actually you know what. tommy kneeling in the corner of the tent jerking off and when he looks up its to find dream's half lidded eyes staring at him from the bed
honestly the idea that phantom hybrids get horny when they smell sleep deprivation is pure porn logic but it would be so funny on the dsmp, the place where no one has a descent sleep schedule.
wilbur sweating trying to act normal when he walks into their new farm in pogtopia and realizes techno has not slept since he arrived.
dream making wilbur and tommy's skin crawl every time he visits.
tommy in exile staring at dream with wide eyes when he tells him that "if that was really tubbo you would have been able to smell him, he hasn't been sleeping. too much work, he says" because thats not a mental image he needed thank you very much.
dream ALL THE FUCKING TIME actually, because this fucker never ever sleeps and it's so hard to talk to him without popping a boner- LAY DOWN! YOUR HEART WILL NOT STOP IF YOU NAP!! SLEEP!!!
sorry, another silly idea. wilbur and tommy both being phantom hybrids so they can smell how sleep deprived dream is all the time and its kinda driving them insane
that confrontation in the prison except the second dream walks in it causes wilbur and tommy to have a physical reaction. they can come later actually. no yeah- you must have been going to bed right now, right dream? right?? they can come by later since you are going to sleep right now for the love of fucking prime
sorry, another silly idea. wilbur and tommy both being phantom hybrids so they can smell how sleep deprived dream is all the time and its kinda driving them insane
i think dream mutters some nonsense when he's sleepy or sleep deprived. tommy and tubbo try to fight him when he was sleeping and he wakes up squinting at them and mumbles "interrupting my evil nap??" to himself before falling back asleep
thinking about tommy and tubbo both being unable to get off without imagining dream's voice
i think tommy would like to turn the tables a bit and watch dream without him knowing, watch him train, watch him eat, watch him bathe, watch him touch himself. i think he kneeled right in front of dream while invisible, watching him jerk off right in front of tommy's face without knowing
me for absolutely no reason 20 times a week: "what if I lightly drugged dream and then made tommy and tubbo get weird about it"