Hii! This is Oak (brave madman) (main blog is @oak-the-professor) and I am here to welcome you to the Tumblr Hear Me Out Contest, inspired by Mimosa's @sexy-people-contests-2026!
I am going to be baking a cake and adding the top 16 hear me outs (which will naturally involve baking polls), but the real question is: what is Tumblr's biggest Hear Me Out?
Prepare for polls and chaos as we try to work that out!
The Rules
For the purposes of this, a hear me out will be determined by two factors (I will not be restricting the submissions to these two things, but they are here for your judging purposes)
They can be considered attractive in some way to you (but often not conventionally)
They are something that you would not expect to be found attractive
We are voting on who we would hear out. So basically, which of these would be your hear me out. Up to you whether that's about obscurity or attractiveness.
Polls are out! Use "#hear me out polls" to find them!
I'm going to start tagging reblogs with #hear me out reblogs to make them easier to filter out too
Organised alphabetically, up to date as of 30/05/2026 12:53 BST. 278/300 submissions accepted (the others were duplicates, people correcting
Accepted submissions can be found here!
(by @jinxshijinx )
