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I just found your account and I LOVE IT SM

Would it be okay to draw/post some of your funger text post things with credit/links to your posts? Your brain is massive but I wanna get permission first!

OF COURSE OF COURSE!!! AND IF YOU DO MAKE ART OF THEM PLEASE TAG ME SO I CAN SEE I REALLY LOVE SEEING THAT KIND OF STUFF

I'm really happy to hear you like my silly little edits so much THANK UU💕✨️💕✨️💕✨️

#i forgot if i tag ask posts. uh. i do now sure #ask #anonymous

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smoking a cigarette in lingerie with latex gloves shooting energy balls at giant centipedes, bats, walking skeletons, and gremlins

#enki ankarian

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LE'GARDEEEEE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ~ Commission Sheet | Ko-Fi ~

#look at my art funger meme #friend showed me the gif ver of this video the other day and it killed me so bad i was crying

ik its been a second but... since you've ruled out the others im torn between it being d'arce or enki. btw I <3 caheehee too im so gonna start using that as a tag

Neither of them share the Number One spot with caheehee but don't get me wrong i Love both of them so much. they share the 2nd most fave spot together

Nothing is more delightful than d'arce's deer-in-the-headlights face, pussyqueen personality and butch lesbian swag. she is so incredibly funny too i think everyone has to like her. it's mandatory. my friend has claimed her as their most favorite though so she's not my kid

Meanwhile enki is the funniest bitch alive with one of the objectively best designs known to man (every artist agrees with me). so many dialogue lines of his get me Hollering. To this day i still think about him saying smth along the lines "I hate drama . leave me be" something about that coming out of his mouth kills me

enki and d'arce are both such a joy i heart these girlies; they make an amazing duo too

#also PLEASE use caheehee as a tag youre so welcome to do it . but be careful once you start calling him that its very hard to stop LMAOO #it rolls off the tongue so well

Cahara!!

WOOOO YOURE HALF CORRECT ‼️‼️‼️

Cahara is so everything . He's the epitome of nice person. He has very funny dialogue. A heart-warmingly selfless goal. He has an amazing design (crop top, leather gloves+boots AND gray hairs? Eat it UP). Hes a wonderful husband/boyfriend and dad and everything. He's queer. He's bi. He's trans. He's on yuri mode 24/7. And best of all? He's so Extremely Normal . The most normal man ever . I love normal girlies . I heart Caheehee

It's so sad how dirty he gets done by some people because I hate when characters who make occasional suggestive jokes or are sexually open are boiled down to just being "The Slut" . like sure sex jokes funny but the more lewd jokes/content that I see of him the more im like That Is Not Him . Theres So Much More to him than that. I'm the only person who understands him (<- words every cahara fan has said)

The reason I say "half correct" however is because he shares the number one spot with another character :) hand in hand , Inseparable , one can not be more superior than the other

#ohhh caheehee you were made to be liked by me #once that multiplayer mod comes out and i get to play f&h with my friend you bet your ass im Only going to play as cahara #tbh once you know one of my top faves is caheehee it becomes super easy to guess who the other one is LMAOO

#fear & hunger #fear and hunger #cahara #ragnvaldr #funger #the void leads to desperate situations .. like brutal torture as a form of entertainment (<-go fish)

This blog is amazing thank u for giving me the energy to continue living life have this opium

thank YOU FOR ENJOYING MY SHIT!!! IT MEANS A LOT !!!!!! *gets smoked by the opium until i am nothing

#everytime my brain goes ''yeah my edits arent that funny''; a positive message materializes itself in my inbox . its so funny #tysm for the nice message behemous >:)#as always i love you all mwah mwah

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Daddy crow mauler?

wait shes a FATHER? omg im so happy congrats to her 🥰 !!! whens the baby shower

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ok jokes aside; to make an actual meaningful reply: as my tags imply, I don’t view the Crowmauler as an actual character personally, to me they’re just a joke . just a goofy mob who likes to look into your eyes and kill you . if need be <3

I acknowledge that they were given a personality in dungeon nights but . that’s Dungeon Nights . need I say more

the way I differenciate between Character and Not A Character in F&H is if they either 1. are playable (e.g.: the selection screen characters, the girl, moonless, legarde); 2. have proper dialogue and their own story (e.g.: the new gods & nosramus); and 3. have plot relevance (e.g.: the old gods) . The first point doesnt have to apply but the other 2 probably would have to in order for me to consider a character to be an Actual Character lmao

#should i make a ''non edit post'' tag or smth . hmm nah i like to be annoying #unless theres a demand for it (someone asks for it personally) i probably wont make any #anyways figured i should actually use the asks i get for the reason i wanted to get them which is to Talk

Daddy crow mauler?

wait shes a FATHER? omg im so happy congrats to her 🥰 !!! whens the baby shower

#these asks are making me remember that the mobs in this game also count as characters LMAO #like by definition yes they are characters but my brain defines a difference between mobs and characters #you guys gotta be doing this because you think the answer is obvious . well youd be surprised . its a tiny bit less obvious than you think

the prison guard

If they had a big rack upstairs to match then maybe they'd be worth my time

#this is a JOKE . if that isnt clear

bet none of you could EVER guess my most favorite fear and hunger character

#this is definitely not an invite to send me asks . nuh uh