Once upon a time and a very good time it was...

Howdy folks

[caats]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[best-life-hacks-on]

25 Things About Life I Wish I Had Known 10 Years Ago

[wordsnquotes]

Here are 25 of those reminders that others taught me.

[tea-and-scribbles]

“Love all, Trust a few, Do wrong to none.”

William Shakespeare, All’s Well That Ends Well (via tea-and-scribbles)

[thatsgrace]

What does happiness mean to you? 

[typedbookquotes]

[typedbookquotes]

[hearmemoocow]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[teenscoolest]

[jamesfrancoco]

[princesconsuela]

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[firefoxed]

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

[balkanbruiser]

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

[greatwhiteprivilege]

im here for this analysis

[kid-khidr-deactivated20201030]

reflections from an underwater wave 

[michellepsychologist]

@chibird

[thatdiva]

[kirbycheatfurbymeat-deactivated]

[adamsmasher]

[dutchstore]

The sea lion is trying to eat my hand by Edward Kim