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Something I noticed, or I'm just going crazy, is that while Puzzles is having his farewell speech to Meggy, Wpnz is still pulling and looks like he's slowly getting closer to Puzzles throughout the scene.
Wpnz is out here doing this work, having to listen to his best idiot friend have a soliloquy, as he struggles to pull the rift closed mostly on his own at that point. He's not going to interrupt a soliloquy obviously, and he isn't going to also stop and potentially let the rift get wider because they're both slacking, so he's just gotta deal with it and keep pulling.
He's dedicated to the job at least, even if their final moments end up with them potentially dying to the sound of an old loony tunes end card.
Mr. Puzzles and his genuine deep love for TV shows and movies of any kind, aside from remakes with no care or thought put in them, does make me feel deep affection for him. He'd probably be fun to watch movies with, he'd get so excited about them.
Nature documentaries, and anything educational really, would also be more entertaining to watch with him there as well.
Birthday art from a few days ago now properly rendered and finished!
I do think it's impressive how well the smg4 crew were able to make very human movements with their characters in Gmod, especially when the characters proportions are kind of weird and require different movements to look ok when the animation called for it outside of the more action based scenes.
I think I once heard Charles Martinet say at a panel, the script for Mario Teaches Typing 2 had Mario telling the player negative things if they failed but he himself changed the lines and instead said things like “That was great, but I know you can do even better” and “That wasn’t as fast as last time..let’s try again” because in his mind he had already decided that he wanted Mario to be always loving
I wasn’t expecting this many people to see this, so I’m going to try to dig for some peoples’ panel recordings to confirm if I’m remembering right
That didn’t take long, thank goodness!!! I found a recording by Dan8675309 on YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9RywNQXCUM (the timestamp is around 20:29)
“When I got the script and I’m in the studio, I’m reading the script, you know, for the first time, there were things like ‘You failed,’ ‘That wasn’t very good,’ ‘That was much worse’ ‘That was bad.’ And I was reading that and I said ‘Can I…do you mind if I just like, play with these words a little bit and just change them around? Because you know…I never say ‘no’ and I never say anything negative as Mario. And the producer graciously said, ‘Sure! Go for it!’ And so, it became ‘Oh! That was good, but I know you can do even better!’ ‘Ooh, nice one but let’s try again!’ So it was always uplifting and always trying to be positive. And I think…that is the essence of the character to me. It’s that love and that joy…and you know, I think that in our world we should all be loving and joyful to each other.”
He went on for much longer than this, and had very sweet and wise things to say. But I’ll leave it off there as this is a post about the Mario part, and it would be getting too long. if you’d like to hear the rest you can check the video out.
one time I told my therapist "I tend to have issues with people who think of themselves as authority figures" and she burst out laughing and then said "I think we need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that"
I mean, what, was I supposed to refer to them as if they actually are authority figures? those don't exist
y'all are doing some weird discourse on this post. no that therapist doesn't need to be "investigated" lmao. she didn't say I was wrong, she reacted because the phrasing was specific as fuck and revealed a lot about my worldview which is totally reasonable to want to explore.
Rough doodles of this guy.
My absolutely favorite thing abt him is his fucked up proportions, and like if that was not enough, he's also a sincere freak to the concept of normal posture.
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Where did Pedro even go after the end of that episode anyway? Where is that literally alive puppet Puzzles made like a more caring Dr. Frankenstein to his monster?
also have mr puzzles in his floatie
I know round umreon is canon, but long-boy angular umbreon lives rent-free in my head forever
Two things I hope they utilize more in calling all villains is Mr. Puzzles' ability to move around as just a head to avoid attacks and to escape, and his antennae actually being useful and doing stuff besides just decoration.
The only time anyone ever used them against him was Karen, and he's apparently light enough to be dragged around by them, or more realistically shes just super fucking strong.
I wanna see both get used more, it'd be excellent.
this line is actually really funny to me
when I'm in a "accidentally saying things that indirectly harm my loved ones" competition and my opponent is M'dame Odile
That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.
the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho
i dont want to live anymore
Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.
If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…
I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.
If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me
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IF I HAVE TO SEEE THIS HORROR SO DO YOU.
DON’T NOBODY EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SMUT AGAIN.
In my time as fic author and fic archive mod, I have seen some terrifying porn. But the stuff that gets published is sometimes even more amazing.
Tell me you have never actually tasted or smelled chocolate without telling me. I usually keep my blog fairly pg aside from the swearing but I have been laughing so hard at this for so long my stomach hurts
I genuinely love Mr. Puzzles' character development. That's the entire post.