Phil Trash #2 Only Beaten By Dan Howell

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[insomniac-ink]

I want them to drop the other photos so bad

[pseudophan]

dan and phil: don't abandon your friends when you get into a relationship. i mean we did obviously, no one could compete for our attention lowkey no point in even trying, but the rest of you please keep your friends

[pseudophan]

phil: what's the worst thing you've ever done

dan: [long speech about how when he first thought about this his gut reaction answer was that he was secretly gay because even though he's out now and he knows there's nothing wrong with being gay he went through decades of trauma and that's all very much still with him and it Feels like the worst thing he's ever done even though he knows that's not true]

phil: it's a good thing that you're gay though because you got me 🥰

dan: aww.. ok what's yours then

phil: nothing! i'm perfect 😁👍

[pseudophan]

oh i'm sure

[valentinemira]

🥰

[dpdailyupdate]

Phil reposted this tweet!

26 March 2026

[a-gentle-yoink]

i think they're in love

[dorkymirage]

come get y’all’s dinner (from my insta)

[asummersarah]

the whole time

[marygravesart]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR TWUNK PHIL!! 🥳

[bleachblondephil]

you know

[pseudophan]

of course dan, the man behind famous ridiculous statements such as "i love pasta but i never have it because phil doesn't like cheese" and "what's my favourite red wine? phil doesn't like red wine" and "my friends and family don't know me that well, they give me chocolates but phil can't have chocolate" would consider phil ordering him olives the ultimate sign of love

[philsgirlinprague]

I feel completely normal and composed about these

[danrifics]

[pseudophan]

right answer well done phil

[hollivens]

squish

[hollivens]

phil squat! 🏋🏻