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@heartdaze-blog1
time for a new muse My Dudes™
SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition.
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Feel free to add your own.
“You’re really hot.”
“Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”
“You know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”
“Hot damn.”
“So, you come here often?”
“Well, well. My night just got better.”
“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“You have got a great ass.”
“Hey, I’m open minded.”
“You enjoying the view over there?”
“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
“Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”
“You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”
“You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”
“I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”
“It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”
“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
“I wanna see you get naked.”
“You like how I bend over for you, huh?”
“You’re getting me all worked up.”
“What do we have here?”
“I see someone’s happy to see me.”
“Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”
“You like that, don’t you?”
“How do you want me?”
“I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”
“I want you. Right here. Right now.”
“God, you’re perfect.”
“I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”
“I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”
“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
“You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”
“You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)
“Can I keep you?”
“You’re such a tease.”
“Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”
“I love it when you talk dirty.”
“I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”
“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”
“I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”
“It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”
@heartdaze .
JUMPS INTO other’s arms. ‘ hi milo. ‘
lips are pressed to atti’s head. ❝ HI ATTI. ❞
❝ I WANT FOOD. && cuddles. like, right now. ❞
open !
*accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*
❝ does a tree shit in the woods? ❞
drunk meme // accepting
❝ DUH ! i mean, where else would it ? ❞
SHIT PEOPLE HAVE SAID WHILE DRUNK SENTENCE MEME.
❝ don’t tell anybody i was drinking. ❞ ❝ it’s not drinking alone if the kids are home! ❞ ❝ i’m not that drunk. i can still take my clothes off. ❞ ❝ i lost my pants… but i found myself. ❞ ❝ what am i doing? searching… for life. ❞ ❝ a straw is just a test tube, but with an extra hole in the bottom. ❞ ❝ i feel like a pickle torpedo… in a sea of graham cracker crumbs. ❞ ❝ IT’S THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! ❞ ❝ I’LL PROTECT YOU! I’M BATMAN!! ❞ ❝ they’re a vip at that one strip club. what’s it called again? um… golden corral? ❞ ❝ if i had forty-seven dragons, i’d give you one. but only one. ❞ ❝ the drunkness… is FUCKING ME. ❞ ❝ suck my dick, i’m a pterodactyl. ❞ ❝ does a tree shit in the woods? ❞ ❝ 2-4-5-8, what do we all fucking hate? MATH. ❞ ❝ this liquor is so shitty, it couldn’t even get my pussy high. ❞ ❝ i don’t wanna FUCKING RHOMBUS! ❞ ❝ i used to be from mexico, but i’m not anymore. ❞ ❝ on a scale of one to russian, i’m vladimir putin. ❞ ❝ you can have a toke of my penis. ❞ ❝ dude, can you call my wallet? i think i lost it. ❞ ❝ thank you very hard. ❞ ❝ I DON’T REMEMBER IF I LIKE SNICKERS!! ❞ ❝ i’m not gay, i’m just an idiot. ❞ ❝ whoever told me this was dr. pepper eats whale cock. ❞ ❝ of course i’m not a cop. I FUCK HOOKERS!! ❞ ❝ oh look, my favorite couple, homeo and juliet. ❞ ❝ hamster nipples. ❞ ❝ IT’S A FUCKING AUTOMATIC COWBOY! ❞ ❝ do tomatoes have lettuce? ❞ ❝ c is for bitch. you bitch. ❞ ❝ i need to race like a piss horse. ❞ ❝ what the FUCK is a sonic?! ❞ ❝ return everything except the candy and condoms. ❞
❝ hope i’m not the only one that thinks you look KISSABLE. ❞
❝ NAHH. but you’re cute, so, y‘know. ❞
[ text sent | !!! ]: trust me… it wouldn’t. im not much with words. too quiet and always can’t find the right things to say.
[ msg. ??? // delivered ] thts ok !! we dnt have to talk,, we coul d cuddle ?? or eat
[ text sent | !!! ]: i don’t…………….. really know how to respond
[ msg. ??? // delivered ] m ayb talking in perosn will hel p ??
cont. from here !
[ msg. ??? // delivered ] dnt hav e too know u to misss u )):
@staticskull
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❛ —- . . . ❜
❝ . . . ❞
❛ —- don’t ‘kay me, bitch. ❜
❝ okay. ❞
‘ –– why would i joke about that ?? ‘
❝ . . . ‘cause !! that’s not, uh, NORMAL. ❞