All Hail The Queen

Michelle Mary Alice Brooks, at your service. The Queen of Games. The Motherfucking Princess. Daughter of Triple H. Wife of CM Punk. Fluent in Pipe Bombs. And soon...I will be what I have always wanted to be...a mom. FC: Avril Lavigne GIFS I USE ARE NOT MINE!

[roleplayaskmemes]

Send me a ☠ and my muse will react to finding your muse dead.

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

What do you call a boy with a vagina?

His name.

[fuckyeahtranspride-deactivated2]

This needs more notes. 

[pillmans-9mm]

Shawn Michaels + Triple H

[ironshrink-deactivated20140525]

I get it. Dean Ambrose is great. Trust me! I believe he's splendid but if I see anymore of you Dean Ambrose booty-lickers saying Sheamus can't wrestle & he doesn't deserve to hold this title... I will jump out of your screen & strangle your dim ass.

[cherokeemilkshake]

People talkin shit on fella? Oh HEO NAH!!!!

[switchbabedoll-deactivated20231]

I like sheamus. But im proud of Dean and sheamus :-)

[iheartkissingboys-deactivated20]

Pro-Gay religious counter-protesters at Atlanta Pride.

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION TO HATE.

PUT THAT ON A SHIRT.

[amenamy-aphoticamy]

Christianity: doing it correctly

[light-ways-deactivated20190824]

Real Christians are legitimately good people. 

[rivxrs-undxr-stxrs-deactivated2]

To all the people who don't like OCs

[heartofapunk]

[cerebrisicariusarchive-deactiva]

.. More or less the better part of it, I s’pose. Still, you’re more Stephanie’s than you are mine. I mean.. you hardly even look, sound, or act like me. — Geez I feel even older than ‘m s’posed to, now. Thanks.

[heartofapunk]

...you clearly haven't heard me with Hayley. And we all know Hayley is like Shawn with female parts. And come on. You're not -that- old

[durito]

OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE

I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y

[durito]

can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream

[dogmanbirdgirl-deactivated20150]

THAT’S NOTHING

THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR. 

[durito]

IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER

[grunklepines-deactivated2016101]

my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen

[wulcanbiology]

I think you just won. 

[heartofapunk]

[billiondollarxprincess-deactiva]

You having a boy or girl?

[heartofapunk]

Phil and I are expecting a little girl. Jocelyn Michelle

[billiondollarxprincess-deactiva]

Awe. Cannot wait to meet her

[heartofapunk]

Phil is…

[billiondollarxprincess-deactiva]

Well it works out..wedding may or may not be this weekend

[heartofapunk]

Then that works! I don't wanna miss your wedding. I'd feel horrible

[discardtheoldregimes-blog]

And I [will]            love you                    until my                           d y i n g                                         day. 

[heartofapunk]

Can this kid come out already? I know I have a few weeks but ugh. You are causing me pain!!!

[billiondollarxprincess-deactiva]

You having a boy or girl?

[heartofapunk]

Phil and I are expecting a little girl. Jocelyn Michelle

[billiondollarxprincess-deactiva]

Awe. Cannot wait to meet her

[heartofapunk]

Phil is excited -laughs- It hasn’t hit him yet. But me? I’m excited. I never thought I’d ever have a baby

[billiondollarxprincess-deactiva]

I know you are. Oh before I forget,be my bridesmaid?

[heartofapunk]

…when the hell did you get engaged?! And to who?! EEEEEK MORGAN!!!

[billiondollarxprincess-deactiva]

A few weeks and to Dave.

[heartofapunk]

Oh hell...depends. I'm due in a few weeks. And Dave...as in...Batista?

[heartofapunk]

...I never thought of that. I blame my hair for this

[heartofapunk]

True enough. Though I always say I inherited my brains from you. I come from a smart family. But I’m also tired. She’s digging into my ribs and keeping me awake

[cerebrisicariusarchive-deactiva]

..’D like to think you at least got my brains, you certainly didn’t get my looks. ..Hnmn, well that is indeed quite an excuse. Hopefully that heating pad helps, if not I don’t really know what else to say, other than try a long, hot bath. That usually helped your mother.

[heartofapunk]

I got your personality. I know that much. But I will have to try that. But I don't have much longer to go. Three more weeks and you'll be holding your granddaughter

[heartofapunk]

...I never thought of that. I blame my hair for this

[cerebrisicariusarchive-deactiva]

.. Alright, blondie. That’s no excuse though, ‘m blond too, and I don’t have so many ‘moments’ as you do..

[heartofapunk]

True enough. Though I always say I inherited my brains from you. I come from a smart family. But I'm also tired. She's digging into my ribs and keeping me awake

[heartofapunk]

Can this kid come out already? I know I have a few weeks but ugh. You are causing me pain!!!

[billiondollarxprincess-deactiva]

You having a boy or girl?

[heartofapunk]

Phil and I are expecting a little girl. Jocelyn Michelle

[billiondollarxprincess-deactiva]

Awe. Cannot wait to meet her

[heartofapunk]

Phil is excited -laughs- It hasn’t hit him yet. But me? I’m excited. I never thought I’d ever have a baby

[billiondollarxprincess-deactiva]

I know you are. Oh before I forget,be my bridesmaid?

[heartofapunk]

...when the hell did you get engaged?! And to who?! EEEEEK MORGAN!!!

[heartofapunk]

[vincentkennedymcmahon-deactivat]

Well hello to you as well!

[heartofapunk]

How is my favouritest grandfather in the whole wide world? It’s been a while since I’ve seen you

[vincentkennedymcmahon-deactivat]

He is doing just fine tonight on this evening! How about you...

[heartofapunk]

Mhm. I'm due at the end of this month. Her name is gonna be Jocelyn. I still can't believe it. But she will be spoiled rotten

[heartofapunk]

...I never thought of that. I blame my hair for this

[heartofapunk]

Can this kid come out already? I know I have a few weeks but ugh. You are causing me pain!!!

[billiondollarxprincess-deactiva]

You having a boy or girl?

[heartofapunk]

Phil and I are expecting a little girl. Jocelyn Michelle

[billiondollarxprincess-deactiva]

Awe. Cannot wait to meet her

[heartofapunk]

Phil is excited -laughs- It hasn't hit him yet. But me? I'm excited. I never thought I'd ever have a baby