Heart of Fiction

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[heartofpurefiction]

A moment of 2015 Green Brothers snapchat

[feministism]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

[agentduckorico]

Homophobes: u mean they act like brothers

Denver Zoo: they’re fucking, lorie.

[parliamentrook]

excuse me hello what kind of bug secret ritual did I stumble across

it’s like they are on a spider web strand hanging from the ceiling… but equally spaced. and not dead.

[celestialmacros]

Can anybody explain?

[glumshoe]

Probably gall midges resting on a spider web!

[glumshoe]

Apparently this is just a Thing They Do–they’ll roost together on the non-sticky structural webs of spiders in what’s got to be the most taunting display imaginable: 

[parliamentrook]

thank you!!!!

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[perlcub]

This doesn’t just strike a chord with me, it’s the whole gosh darn song.

[pansy2025]

nate ruess emerges from his cave deep within the mountains, squinting in the bright sunlight. he’s dirty, his hair is long and unkempt, the fucking mustache is back. lin-manuel miranda throws a piece of plain white bread on the ground, and nate cautiously approaches. lmm, moving very slowly, turns on the microphone he set up on the ground. nate eyes him suspiciously and glances back at his cave. finally, he inches forward and grabs the bread. he lets out one, long, howling “woah”, then quickly turns and crawls back into the darkness.

[heartofpurefiction]

I think about this sometimes and it makes me laugh SO hard every time oh my gosh it never gets less funny

[sixpenceee]

Turn on the sound and watch this raven mimic a human voice. This is Mischief the white-necked raven. These ravens are found throughout eastern and southern Africa, and are common near human habitation.  Like all members of the Corvidae family, ravens are extremely intelligent. They use tools to get food if necessary, and can even mimic human speech! (Source)

[jackofcastles-deactivated202112]

Okay but that’s not some Gilbert Gottfried ‘RAAAK POLLY WANNA CRACKER’ this raven actually sounds like a person what the fuck

[justalittlemouseinthedoorway]

Imagine walking into a forest with a bunch of ravens and they start saying some scary messed up stuff “you’re gonna die” and “no one can hear you”. Then it turns out there was a gruesome murder and the Ravens heard it all.

[zone-rats]

art is the weapon against life as a symptom defend yourself.

and kick some motherfuckers in the teeth for me.

[valtsv]

happy halloween to gay people only

[bandomlocks]

Patrick Stump mania wallpaper Like/reblog if saved!

[emobandwallpapers]

soul punk patrick lockscreens // requested by @heartxfingers

[emoscreens]

Fall Out Boy ♡

reblog/like if saving!

[emobandwallpapers]

young volcanoes by fall out boy lyric lockscreens // requested by anon

[emobandwallpapers]

the pros and cons of breathing lyric lockscreens // requested by @tazed-and-kanefunded

[emobandwallpapers]

the kids aren’t alright lyric lockscreens // requested by anon

[heartofpurefiction]

Men are all shit and will betray you in a heartbeat

It doesn’t matter how much time or effort you put into a relationship of any type with them they will fuck you up and leave you out on the street. And when you call them out for it??? They just get pissed or say “I can’t change how you feel about me”

And that’s what I’ve learned in my first three weeks of college!!

[thenatsdorf]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Same. (via matsuda98)

[jhameia]

the tilting of the manhole cover back into place is what makes this video