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kara-lp‌:

Sounds like a you problem, HC.

It’ll be an us problem if he stresses Mike out about it. You know how he gets about us bickering.

#c;kara #mike does NOT allow for arguments #everything must be talked out

kara-lp‌:

I’m not falling for that one again, you oaf. I’m gonna scream so loud Jake is going to start a circle again.

Please don’t. The last thing I need is Luca mad at me for the rest of the summer. He was so over it last time.

#c;kara

kara-lp‌:

God, that’s what I’ve been doing all month. Sick of you.

I know the cure. Have a seat, little one.

#c;kara

kara-lp‌:

Do you think if I told Dads I want a tattoo that they’d let me?

Kara. Look at me.

#c;kara

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#*#his hair isn't this long anymore #but two years ago?#woof

asher-hood‌:

You have your chocolate sauce, I have my quarantine beard. We’re all coping differently here. I rub it on Piper’s face and she screams..it’s far and away my best entertainment so far.

My dad still goes to work and brings food home, so we;re good. But jesus I could kill him. I might kill him, Cliff. Oh good, want another? You can take Piper for Kara, that way everyone’s in one room.

Wouldn’t Mike’s dealer be considered essential business in this environment?

Jake will not sing but scream.

Oh. My. God.

You’re not going to kill him and he’s not going to kill you. Just find your chill, Asher. Remember those meditation techniques I showed you? You know the vaccine will be released before Alex actually calms down, so be the bigger man. No no, Piper can’t be here. She’ll make us all feel so small.

You’d think, but Koby told Elliot he can’t get on the train.

How dare you? My dad’s screech is the purest of songs.

#c;asher

asher-hood‌:

Fuck you fuzz. This is becoming a quarantine masterpiece. I might even keep it after all this is over.

I’ll put it on the next shopping list. It’s two weeks from now, my dad keeps it very strict around here. How is Kara? I like her-she’s my favorite of the Long-Potters besides you, of course.

Your dads don’t appear to do isolation well even before.

Please do. I need to see it in person.

My dads stuffed our fridge and two freezers when all of this started ramping up, so we’re good for at least another three weeks. Oh, sweet bean is fine. She’s not allowed to be anything else or else I pull her pigtails.

Mike’s not normally so bad, especially if he’s in editor mode. But he ran out of pot the other day and now you’d think he was locked in a 1700s dungeon. Jake is...well, Jake. You can’t cage a free bird and expect it to sing.

#c;asher

asher-hood‌:

I would—but there’s a strong possibility Cass is already there.

I feel like an old man carrying around my Gold Bond. How’s quarantine at the Long-Potter house?

Excellent. She’ll be able to pinch the fuzz on your chin for me.

Coconut oil works wonders, just saying. A pro-tip from Mike. We’re alright. Having five kids stuck in one brownstone is a lot, but Kara managed to swing her own room somehow, so she’s considerably less whiny. When she gets too loud, I just sit on her. I know my dads are itching to be out and about though.

#c;asher