Christian

[driftingintomysolitude]

fall is coming with a pumpkin in the mouth

[segamascott]

[daddys-kinky-thoughts-5-deactiv]

Oh baby girl. We both know what you want in your hands. You’ve seen it and heard me moan your name as I stroke it and cum for you.

[segamascott]

[probuccalfat]

men will really be like i don’t give a shit about you but i’m never leaving you alone

[thewolfandhismoon]

a perfect allegory for the contradictory nature of our inner worlds, always conflicted, born and taught to be soulless, to feel nothing, but we still feel it all, deeply

[capacity2]

Girl whatever

[weedcellar]

Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

[kimbras-deactivated20150415]

[hoebutmadefashion]

im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante

[poseysprostate]

Happy 10 years to Countess Boochi Flagrante

[puthy]

[thehandsomedevil88]

Still not what I want

[puthy]

What is it that you desire?

[imsobadatnicknames2]

[heartstripes]

Omg not the random aave 💔

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Chile - Wikipedia

[werewolfoffeverswamp]

i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

no need to sound condescending

[starkittyshine]

hey, im not being condescending! i said i love it, it adds character

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

sorry i was trying to fight with you on purpose i just wanted to argue with someone this morning. but you’ve shown me love and kindness and i can’t balk or scoff in the face of that

[reslake]

I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl

[reslake]

And her beautiful sister Cosmopolitan

[whats-a-bear]

naming my daughter Rum &

hold on post canceled why the fuck did my keyboard recommend this emoji to me

[effemimaniac]

Rum & The Eyeless One

[cheeso]

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

[pjharvey]

why r some american tumblr users like the us education system didnt teach me that i have five toes on each foot so i didn’t learn it until my twenties 😞

[godisafujoshi]

🤤

[pjharvey]

what?

[godisafujoshi]

Just thinking about all those toes you mentioned

[ispyspookymansion]

theyve discovered a planet where you can have a disappointing jerk off session and doom scroll on your phone until you get a headache every day. And theyre calling it. earth <3

[abrahamshipwreck]

Someday I would love to explore the exotic beauty of the far away land of Massachusetts

[abrahamshipwreck]

Imagine getting to sit inside a real AUTHENTIC Dunkin Donuts. Not the sanitized version but how REAL Massachutssans do. Just like on tv shows.

[relelvance]

I hateee when stories "end" without actually tying anything up like give me a conclusion now

[log6]

you would hate the endless thread of history as it moves ever forward 😂😭

[relelvance]

What a stupid response

[log6]

okay

[pitbolshevik]

[cicadaland]

topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know

[oracularcult]

making a compilation of text posts that knocked sense straight into me

[capacity2]

Dream blunt rotation