Heather the Unhinged

Hi, I'm Heather. I'm now 21 and i don't really live anywhere. I just move from place to place, stealing to survive. You may know my brother... Dagur. [{Age may vary, depending on the verse}] ((This is an independent Role-play blog. If you want to RP just send me an ask. I don't bite.....most of the time.)) Tracking: heathertheberserker

[heather-the-berserker]

Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang

Shaggy: Zoinks

Scooby: Ruh-roh

Daphne: Jeepers

Velma: Jinkies

Me: Well fuck

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Describe how your Muse feels when they look into my Muse’s eyes.

[furyoftime]

insp

[e-wills-deactivated20160418]

You understand me.

[jenni41]

I’m on board. Ships A'hoy.

[e-wills-deactivated20160418]

Right???!!!

[midoriko-sama]

Set sail for sin island

[e-wills-deactivated20160418]

There will be margaritas.

[heather-the-berserker]

Fuck yes. My new Otp

[just-shower-thoughts]

My girlfriend leaves so much hair all around the house it would be impossible for me to clear her DNA and prove she was never here.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Just think, every time Mark Zuckerberg wants to make money, all he has to do is click on an ad on Facebook at any given moment. It kinda makes you wonder if he and a bunch of people that work at Facebook, just sit there and click sponsored content all day long.

[inboxideas]

Valentines Meme!

Send one of the following for a starter from my muse.

[inboxideas]

❤ - My character asks yours on a date.

✿ - My character brings yours flowers and chocolate.

✉ - My character writes yours a love letter.

☎ - My character rings your character at midnight confessing their love 

✈ - My character is taking yours out for a romantic trip.

✪ - Our characters are having a candle-lit bath together.

✵ - My character is naked your characters bed.

♡ - Our characters are at a top-restaurant together.

❅ - My character takes yours ice-skating.

☼ - My character offers to give yours a massage.

(ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc) - My character will kiss yours.

[iwannawear-yourskin]

I Knew You Were Trouble 

-Taylor Swift ft. Jacksepticeye

[therealjacksepticeye]

I approve! Haha

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

“yikes” is the word equivalent of quickly turning away from a messy situation while raising your eyebrows and taking a sip of your drink

[just-shower-thoughts]

My imaginary friend has a real friend.

[meangirlnurse]

i have no self-control

[meangirlnurse]

two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them

[meangirlnurse]

today someone from the House of Representatives watched this bird dance to Hotline Bling

[coolyounghip-deactivated2014052]

life hack: don’t join tumblr

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you have no one to Netflix & Chill with, there’s always Amazon & Alcohol

[just-shower-thoughts]

There’s probably a janitor at Area 51 who’s seen everything.

[thegenialginger]

The music…

[arsenic-on-the-rocks]

Watch this, it’s important

[cinderchild]

this person is a fucking hero

[vulvalina-deactivated20161112]

@syllogismi

[syllogismi-deactivated20170508]

IM YELLING

[unichrome]

Majestic!

[just-shower-thoughts]

You look cooler while getting dressed if you put your pants on first instead of your shirt first.

[thecommonchick]

Every music video in the early 2000's 😂

[blackfashion]

The dedication, the research the art.

[yourbigsisnissi]

what a time to be alive

[kim-kardashasian]

F

[fuks]