“We should go see that movie again, even though I don't really like subtitles.”
“What is this, hug the homo day?”
“You don't know what you're saying... it's not you, it's the drugs.”
“You just don't have what he has, and you never will."
“You're just not enough for me.”
“You know, you guys should try going a little more post-Emo. Still punk, but less mopey.”
“Listen, I didn't mean to be all weird yesterday.”
“You weren't weird. You just ignored me... which I guess is sort of weird. Sorry, now I'm being weird.”
“Let's take it to the next level.”
“New year, new look, new ______.”
“I was thinking, we need a pet. A dog or a ferret.”
“I thought you stopped cutting.”
“I wouldn't lie to you about this.”
“You don't seem scared of me.”
“You don't seem freaked by me.”
“Don't talk to me, you slut.”
“Hey _____, girlfriend!”
“I'm going to be an actress. Like, Academy Award winning.”
“And you can sell this for a million dollars 'cause I'm going to be famous!”
“Poetry is crime. No idea how to rhyme. Stupid waste of time.”
“Man, any more bitter and she'd be a lemon.”
“Come on, man. A little romance is not gonna kill ya.”
“You're normally such - how do I put this nicely? - a slob.”
“This is gonna be the best year ever!”
“Jealousy’s really ugly, _____.”
“Four years of high school. Will you spend them cool with us? Or as a social loser outcast with her? You decide.”
“This is my school, and I don't want to see you or talk to you again.”
“I don't want her to go.”
“Go. Adults are talking.”
“I think I've sustained enough head injuries for one day.”
“High school sucks. Spend time with people here who don't.”
“I guess they're friends.”
“He's not reading into her soul, he's reading her email.”
“Are you really going to let two prepubescent boys dictate your amusement?”
“Hey, we could contaminate the water fountains with e. coli, that way they’d have to shut down the school, right?”
“Condoms, you idiot!”
“Go back to rain forests and whales. Because when it comes to people, you suck!”
“You want us to look like prostitutes?”
“I didn't invite you! How did you know? Was I sending a psychic vibration?”
“Dude. Older women, hot sexy older women just waiting to make me into a man, okay?”
“I can't believe this is considered cool.”
“I get it! Polar bears are white, I'm white and you're racist.”
“Funny how something is cool one year and so totally uncool the next. Kinda like people.”
“So, this is what you do for fun? Prank you ex-girlfriend?”
“Go back to sipping your blood and leave me alone!”
“Laxatives... Tasty going in, nasty going out!”
“Ah, so you finally have reached my love vibe!”
“Did you email me naked baboon picture again?”
“So I went home last night and asked my mom what my culture was and she pointed to the globe and said, ‘You're from Earth’.”
“Great. First you blackmail me into making you a dress and then you insult me.”
“Yeah, because I always think of strippers when I think of love.”
“Which is the greater sin: being yourself, or pretending to be somebody you're not?”
“My fear is that ______ hates me. My hope is that I die.”
“Well you're a bum and you hang out at my house too much.”
“It'll never happen again? Huh?! Is that what you were gonna say? 'Cause that's what you always say!”
“You always screw up.”
“At least you don't have radioactive skin! And your date isn't a pumpkin!”
“Wait, I don't mean LOVE you, I just like you a lot...yeah that's it, I like you a lot...a whole lot...”
“I have no backbone. I'm whipped, I'm totally spineless. My girlfriend completely controls my life.”
“Wanna hear my mission for the year? To be hot.”
“There is no way I'm getting dumped this year for being too young.”
“Do you see any underwear? Because I'm not wearing any.”
“I thought vampires couldn't go out in the sun!”
“You had a wet dream about _____ three feet above my head?!”
“It was the best night of my life.”
“Whatever it takes, right?”
“I don't want to be friends with the school slut.”
“Oh please. I mean - your hair? So last year. Your shoes - they never match anything you wear, and to tell you the truth, you're not even that cute!”
“You're suffocating me!”
“All those years ago, when I broke your heart. I thought I'd lost you forever.”
“Someday, you'll make a great dad. And hopefully someday, I'll be a mom, but now... now isn't someday yet.”
“You're about as edgy as a butter knife.”
“I can’t believe you slept with her!”
“It was the only pain that I could control.”
“'Cause nothing gets in the way of what you want. Not emotions... honesty... other people's feelings...”
“You know, if you weren't such a prude, I'd never been with ______.”
“It looks like it's straight eye for the gay guy.”
“I hate bees! They're like flying death monkeys!”
“What are you? Some kind of blood sucking vampire?”
“What? I'm easy! Everyone knows it.”
“What? You don't want me?”
“You want me to just let it go? Like someone was rude or stole my seat at lunch?”
“I just, I want my girlfriend back.”
“Honestly? That's the meanest thing I've ever heard you say. And that's saying something.”
“All those people who hate me, I want to let them see who I really am. Show them how wrong they are.”
“Lets go to hodsagdshgoiufdagf.”
“So basically this is a bon voyage, good bye, thanks for all the sex party.”
“Let me make it simple. Move in...with some one who loves you.”
“Just keep smiling; no one noticed.”
“Not that I'd ever admit this, but I used to be scared of you.”
“If my boyfriend showed up here and treated me that way, I'd be shopping for a new boyfriend.”
“They're life ruiners. Everyone laughing. They're all life ruiners.”
“Hey, reject! Where's your friend?”
“You know what ? You wouldn't think it was so funny if it happened to you.”
“I'm just saying, I'm sure it'll be cool if you skip the rest of the day.”
“This is the one time I actually wanna be at school.”
“Cut the guy some slack. He's not that bad.”
“Look, save the bully crap for someone who won't fight back.”
“You stabbed me in the back. You set the whole thing up!”
“DON'T TURN AWAY FROM ME!”
“I'm glad I found you. You made my list.”
“You flirted with me. I thought you liked me, but... that was something else.”
“It's too late. I already shot someone.”
“That was quite the performance.”
“I don't know what to believe.”
“I am shaken. I want to turn back time. I need.... I need to believe that life is better than this.”
“Will you marry me?”
“I crushed on you for four years.”
“You either like me or you don't!”
“If you can't commit to a simple dance, how can you commit to me?”
“Everyone's been acting like I've gone all straight-jacket.”
“I don't like being messed with, okay?”
“It doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to figure it out. Why would you hook up with him? Are you in love with him?”
“What you're doing is stupid. You're letting a disgusting bottom-feeder use you to serial cheat on his girlfriend.”
“You're better than this! You're better than what you're doing!”
“Tell me about the ravine. About how you went down on my boyfriend, and the bracelets you got for it.”
“Don't touch me, don't talk to me, or I'll deck your smug face too.”
“She's the smartest girl in school and you don't even have an IQ! You don't deserve her.”
“You really ought to believe in people more.”
“I'm trying to kill ______ with my mind.”
“You know, you are a great guy. The most honest, down-to-earth, nicest person that I know."
“You're telling me what I really want to hear.”
“Listen, girl-fiend, you and your so post-pubescent, he makes the Backstreet Boys look relevant boyfriend can kiss my yoga-toned ass.”
“Woah, don't make it my fault.”
“Please, I'm not his type. You are.”
“I won't even get into kindergarten with my resume.”
“Do you know how humiliating it was to find out, in public, that my girlfriend dumped me by e-mail?”
“I can feel them, you know? Your eyes burning a hole in my back.”
“I'm not a loose girl.”
“You know what I think? I think you're so desperate for male attention, you'll do anything. You're a big fat attention whore.”
“I don't want to come back for the reunion to find out my former friends are losers.”
“Look, unless your last name is Hendrix and you've come back to rock us from the grave; no solos while I'm singing.”
“Did you just throw a drumstick at my head?”
“You're sounding suspiciously like an artist.”
“I'm not the one who missed the flying baby.”
“Spare me the lame-ass scheme.”
“People would sell their mothers to get their hands on this stuff.”
“Bummer times, at least there's a party.”
“Go ruin someone else’s life.”
“If Jesus didn't want us to have sex he'd make every girl look like Quasimodo's sister.”
“When I said you were dead to me, I meant forever. You don't exist.”
“Sweet mother Mary, who knew Christian girls could be so hot?”
“I got us tickets to the party of the year. Want to be my plus-one?”
“Why aren't you and I out there, doing some kind of erotically charged dance routine?”
“Dude, don't call it rhetorical, that's mean. You're rhetorical.”
“Why weren’t you this adventurous while we were dating? We could have had fun.”
“Remind me to tell you that I love your naughty side.”
“Who's the evil genius who made the morning so freakin' bright?”
“Did you become a lesbian and not tell me?”
“Okay, I think removing you from public is a good idea for us all.”
“You're promoting promiscuity.”
“You're promoting stupidity.”
“You're telling me that I get to throw things at him for charity?”
“You can take your friends, and you can all go to hell.”
“My thighs are an epidemic and they're taking over the world.”
“Okay, I'm going to go get a diet pop and pretend it's a milkshake.”
“What are you doing? That’s my stuff!”
“I'm fine. I just don't want to be here.”
“I'm sorry. That's one of the few times I said sorry and actually meant it.”
“I'm so virginal, Mary's jealous.”
“Take it from someone who knows: toking before school ends in tragedy.”
“Sweetie, I would love to indulge your need to ruin my party with a full on catfight, but I'll pass.”
“Save the drama for high school, hun, I'm moving on.”
“I don't care. I can't. Not anymore.”
“Bring it on, bitch.”
“Thank you, Sister Cuckoo-Bananas.”
“Hey, did you ever find out who the father is?”
“When you see me in class, don't look at me. When you see me in the halls, don't talk to me.”
“Thanks Dr. Dorkwad. You're wanted in the O.R.”
“I'm just worried about my best friend who's being an emotional pingpong ball.”
“Look I know my advice isn't always Dr. Phil solid, but babe, you got to let him go.”
“So it's just a soul you're missing?”
“Hope you had a soft landing when you fell off that pedestal.”
“I don't know how I made it through high school without having my breasts shown online.”
“Wow this guy sounds like a real jackass. You sure you want to keep him?”
“Oh, I'm sorry. I just have this neurotic aversion to being murdered!”
“I found the loot bag and I know the coke is yours.”
“You want a war. You've got it.”
“Margarita meet wastebasket. Wastebasket meet Margarita.”
“Does Mexico know you've stolen all of their tequila?!”
“I'm up for some trademark sweet berry you.”
“I'm sorry. Your brother's gone.”
“The thing is, life is random. Sometimes it's tragic and totally messed up, but there's one thing that makes all the drama and tears worth while. If you're lucky enough to find someone you love, who loves you back, it's a gift.”
“You're sleeping with the enemy.”
“I'm so glad I moved out, because now I don't have to look at your mean stuck up judgmental face.”
“I'm a jackass. Sorry. Jackbutt.”
“You know I took a vow of abstinence!”
“You said every girl was entitled to a secret.”
“This is the right thing to do. But it still hurts.”
“How can I respect someone who thinks every decision I make is wrong?”
“My boyfriend-slash-boss making out with my mentor. What's to discuss?”
“I hate to have something in common with you, but we both need men, not boys.”
“So you busted out the birthday suit early this year. Tell me, how does that feel?”
“Well sorry for changing. It's a good thing you've still stayed the same. You're still a bitch.”
“I really tried to help. But you're, like, hopeless.”
“What makes you think I'll wait 'til I'm famous to leave you?”
“I knew I never should've trusted you!”
“Where ever you're going, I'm going.”
“You can't avoid me forever.”
“So you'll take my money, but you won't even talk to me?”
“Why all the talking and not the kissing?”
“How many girls have you slept with?”
“Do they have refunds on condoms?”
“I'm so sorry you had to find out like that.”
“A month ago, she wouldn't return my calls. Now, she... answers, and then hangs up. That is love at work, buddy!”
“No, I came here to kiss you.”
“You can't have everyone like you all the time.”
“Sometimes you have to choose, and this time you chose wrong.”
“You're my date to the dance! You're supposed to dance with me.”
“You're not breaking up with me.”
“You had this idea that I was a good guy. I kind of liked it.”
“It's a political allegory about the Russian Revolution!”
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