#rp starters

[aurora-rph]

Stargate SG1 Season 3 Starter Sentences

Can you walk on that?

It's just a deep bleeding gash, but it'll be fine.

We will destroy you for this.

Well that certainly makes life more interesting.

Why are you so quick to jump to the conclusion I'm crazy?

I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say, or do, that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS!

All right, so it's possible there's an alternate version of myself out there that actually understands what the hell you're talking about?

I'm feeling much better, thank you.

Well, fancy that. We're famous.

Thank you, that... doesn't make me feel better.

Ah, trees, trees, and more trees. What a wonderfully green universe we live in, eh?

The next time I feel the urge to help someone, feel free to give me a swift kick.

Next time [ ] gets the urge to help someone, shoot him.

You are not of this world.

And that information could save your life one day.

I will reveal nothing. You may begin torturing me.

You will be punished! He will avenge me!

See, now, I miss that. I have no idea what he's saying, but I buy it.

How did you get in here?

Oh my. There is a distinct lack of optimism in this room.

I sense that before my memory was lost, we knew each other.

Is it me, or is it actually getting hotter in here?

You do understand we're not too happy to see you.

Your insolence is music to my ears.

You are not here for information. You are here for my amusement.

Sorry to ruin your day. No, actually, I'm—I'm wrong about that. I'm not sorry.

I'm going to pass out again.

How is a needle in my butt going to get water out of my ears?

You are an idiot every day of the week. Why couldn't you have taken one day off?!

Coat of paint. A little touch-up… it'll be fine.

Is that a 'money back if you're not completely alive' guarantee?

You disregarded my warning.

Well, this just became a piece of cake, a walk in the park, a day at the beach!

Can we determine what threat they pose?

It's death or me. Me or death. You've got to decide. Me or death.

I want to live, I want to experience the universe, and I want to eat pie.

Years from now, when you're thinking about me, you're gonna say, ooohhh, how did I ever get along without that wonderful, constant companion?

Count me out. I don't want to do it. He's mean and boring and—and—and... mean.

One man's ceiling is another man's floor.

It'd be a lot more superior if it wasn't so easy to steal!

I do appreciate that you were the one to come and see if I was okay. That... that means something.

Um... we, ah, we drew straws. I lost.

Somebody's got to teach that guy how to die.

If we happen to make it out of here in one piece, remind me to harm [ ] severely.

Words cannot express things, speech cannot convey the spirit. Swayed by words, one is lost.

Because it is so clear, it takes a longer time to realize it. If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago.'

I think you're gonna get fired.

No, no, I'm real! You're not hallucinating.

You know, it's funny. I mean, after everything we've been through these past few years... and, of all things, it's my appendix that lays me out.

[heavens-first-secretary]

Hazbin Hotel Drag Night - Open Starter #3

By now, Dale was on his third drink and trying his best not to get too carried away with all the merriment around him.

· · ─ ·✶· ─ · ·

The next performer (@aisthedaze) looked suspiciously human and that itself thoroughly distracted him from the actual act. He'd have to go find her later and figure out what was going on.

That was... a very unique prize. He almost felt sorry for the 'lucky' winner, she looked properly mortified about the whole thing. He'd definitely need to talk to Lucifer (@theserpnt) about allowing sinners into other rings though. How was he going to make sure she and whoever she took along actually came back?

· · ─ ·✶· ─ · ·

It was almost as if Hell had responded to his judgement of the Princess' earlier performance as 'unhinged' with 'Hold my beelzejuice' before delivering a tiny terror (@monxcular) with an unholy number of bugs and rodents for an entourage. He leaned back a little in his seat as one of the little creatures landed on the table to continue its dance routine, and even more so as the performer herself followed suit. Definitely memorable, he had to give her that.

Was he still in the Pride ring? The raffle prizes definitely seemed to get raunchier as the evening progressed. The reactions from the winners were quite amusing though.

· · ─ ·✶· ─ · ·

Now seemed a good time to grab a bite, so he made his way to the buffet. His bright halo provided quite useful in this setting, as he was pretty short compared to many of the other attendees and the light helped alert people to his presence. He looked around as he filled a plate, hoping to get to speak to either the girl called Aislinn or Lucifer himself.

[prompts-of-chaos]

✘ — ​​ɪᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ!​​ sentence starters, pt. 2

Prompts pulled from Haley Whipjack's ok temu, i will talk about you. Feel free to changes words, pronouns, etc. as needed!

❝ Who is this blonde lady in my queen's dress? ❞

❝ This feels... bad. I feel like I'm doing bad things right now. Like kinda just looking at all of this, like I'm doing crimes. ❞

❝ Are the blades themselves... cheetah print? For the lion handles? ❞

❝ This child looks so happy. I wanna be that happy. ❞

❝ I hate that I'm charmed by that. ❞

❝ Front and back, you're a cave both ways. ❞

❝ Aww, cat pirates! Look at them... Man, I wish those were drawn by human hands. ❞

❝ And if there's anything I'm looking for in my boys' short sleeved t-shirt with dinosaur pattern printed top and tie dye shorts 2pcs set clothes with reflective patterns under purple light at night, it is the irrodintion emect. ❞

❝ Oh my god, it's the mugs! I have seen so much about the mugs. ❞

❝ Nice rounded number, who doesn't like the number 5. ❞

❝ I need to make it so clear to you, I did not tamper with this box, okay? I wouldn't do that to you. ❞

❝ What did they do to it? This is how I received this box, there is straight-up a hole in it. ❞

❝ Is it... maybe it's easy access? Is this right? ❞

❝ Somebody stabbed my box, before I even got it. Before I even got to stab it myself. ❞

❝ The outside feels like dried hot glue. ❞

❝ Do we think it's supposed to have that kind of bubbly... texture look to it? ❞

❝ [Name], thoughts? ... He put all his claws out an ran away. ❞

❝ How are you fitting an entire irrodintion emect in there? ❞

❝ The instructions are in Chinese! ... Nope, you just had to flip the thing over, okay! ❞

❝ This is the most lightweight thing I have ever held. This is so fragile. ❞

❝ Behold: the irrodintion emect. ❞

❝ I really thought this was gonna be the thing I liked the most. I'm a little afraid. ❞

❝ What I will say though, 0/10 no boobs. The picture had boobs on it! ❞

❝ Thought I was gonna at least get fake boobs out of it, this is devastating. ❞

❝ It doesn't feel good or nice, and it's also really warm. ❞

❝ I feel like every way that I stand I look uncomfortable. And it's because I feel uncomfortable. ❞

❝ Here's my review: I can't really move. ❞

❝ I feel like my shoulders are gonna bust out of it like I'm the Hulk. And I do not have buff shoulders. ❞

❝ This is the natural standing pose in this garment. ❞

❝ I would not wear this to my witch parties! ❞

❝ Oh my god, I'm literally gonna have to cut myself out of this dress. I like, I can't get it off! ❞

❝ Do you think they'll finally leave me alone now? Have I done enough? ❞

❝ Baby we're about to watch a lot of Ryan Gosling movies and build a puppet. There's a lot happening over there! ❞

❝ You're all beautiful! ... on the inside. ❞

❝ I had to teach outside today, and it made me evil. ❞

[azure-infobrokers]

Hazbin Hotel Drag Night - Open Starter #3

The next act of the night (@aisthedaze) had great energy as well, such a fun song choice too! Was that an actual, live human in Hell? They'd absolutely have to get talking to her later, also to tip her since she hadn't walked past them.

Seeing Amber of all people present win the romantic spa trip had them in stitches. And she was trying so hard not to glare at them as she accepted her prize from Lucifer (@theserpnt) too!

— . ୨ ♡ ୧ . —

Then there was the performance of the one they knew from Amber's descriptions to be Niffty (@monxcular). The sheer definition of 'Go big or go home'. They momentarily abandoned their sketching to exuberantly dance with the rat on their table for a few beats and slipped it a tip for Niffty before it scampered off.

Watching both the raffle prize winner and their backup refuse the next prize was absolutely hilarious. They laughed so hard they almost choked. Who'd expect not one but two top overlords to be this weird about stuff like that? Ah well, old men.

— . ୨ ♡ ୧ . —

They started to get a bit hungry at this stage so off to the buffet they went for a snack. "Sheesh, I sure worked up an appetite during that last number! What was your favourite so far?" they asked the person beside them as they looked through the options.

[ambers-stitch-n-bitch]

Hazbin Hotel Drag Night - Open Starter #2

Amber watched the performances with a soft smile as she nursed her drink. This reminded her of events her housemate used to bring her to - from slam poetry to drink & draw sessions to indeed drag nights.

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

Charlie (@princessxmorningstar) had evidently pulled out all the stops and delivered something so over the top it energised the room, what a great first performance of the evening!

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

She wasn’t very familiar with Angel Dust’s (@eccentricity-en-personae) overall … umm… body of work, but this performance was nothing short of breath-taking, and the perfect contrast to Charlie’s routine earlier.

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

Watching both of them get swarmed once they left the stage, she made a note to find them later when they had freshened up and seemed a little less busy, but for now she definitely needed another drink!

This time she decided to go for a slightly lighter Americano. Given that she hadn't strayed too far from the bar, she got there just ahead of the stampede that formed once the first raffle prize had been claimed. "So much for pacing myself. Good thing my bed just so happens to be upstairs," she joked to the person waiting for their drink beside her.

(EDIT: Oops forgot to tag @theserpnt)

[prompts-of-chaos]

✘ — ​​ɪᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ!​​ sentence starters, pt. 1

Prompts pulled from Haley Whipjack's ok temu, i will talk about you. Feel free to changes words, pronouns, etc. as needed!

❝ This might be the first time I've ever done this fueled by pure annoyance. It's kind of exciting. ❞

❝ Bla bla bla, I need Temu to leave me alone. ❞

❝ So here I am. Talkin' about 'em. ❞

❝ I don't like 'em, personally. ❞

❝ Temu.com is a website or an app where you can go and buy anything you can think of, for a worryingly low rate. ❞

❝ People pronounce that one however they want. ❞

❝ I don't know exactly what they think they would gain from partnering with... me. ❞

❝ I have never once responded to a single email from one of these ladies. They are not deterred. ❞

❝ I'm not going to do that, because what if they said yes? ❞

❝ What is the value of a human soul, y'know? How much will you sell your integrity for? ❞

❝ I'm actually not interested in learning these things about myself. ❞

❝ It can't be that bad, it's just a website. ❞

❝ I will not be making concessions, for Temu. ❞

❝ Why do those people not have to think about the consequences of any of their actions and I have to think about every consequence of all of mine? ❞

❝ Everything about how they present themselves feels overtly dystopian. ❞

❝ You don't have to go to the slop factory! ❞

❝ I just don't think we need to go to the slop factory! ❞

❝ I don't think doomerism is gonna save a single one of us, my loves. And mindless consuming cannot be our way out. ❞

❝ I'm just gonna do this 'cause it makes me feel good, and my hits of dopamine are mine to have. ❞

❝ The things are bad! The things, are bad! ❞

❝ I'm gonna make myself real small in the corner like you're watching a Let's Play. Like it's Minecraft. ❞

❝ I'm lookin' at... so many pictures! ❞

❝ It looks exactly like the photo? ... How. ❞

❝ Even here you can't get away from how expensive that cardboard is. ❞

❝ It's just... horrific. It looks awful. ❞

❝ It's no fun if they're not trying to trick me into it. ❞

❝ And also a lot of these are for babies, so let me... let me say I'm a grownup. ❞

❝ See now this is something different that could be interesting, uh, but... I wouldn't call it exactly my style. ❞

❝ That's not even close to looking like a picture of a human being. ❞

❝ Oh, thank god, you can wear it for witch parties. ❞

❝ I never have anything to wear for my witch parties. ❞

❝ Oh my god, it's the Elle Fanning dress. That's a different fake lady they've got in it. Exact same dress, different model, different fake lady wearing it. ❞

❝ I'll admit... I'm intrigued. ❞

❝ This... that's princess Fiona. Hello? ❞

[strykingback]

The Odyssey (2026) sentence starters

These are Roleplay starters from Christopher Nolan's film The Odyssey (2026) which is based around Homer's book the Odyssey. Please take note of any spoilers.

The power of the sacrifice is in the cost of the person making it

[Name], the most brilliant of all my [Occupation]. You would never be snared as I was.

Your [friends/family/etc,] don't want you to defy the gods. But the gods say only you make it home.

One man's idea, one man's trick...

What if the [Name] you knew lost [his/her/their] way?

[He,She,They] saw ten years of rage pour into that city in one night

Don't look for gods in people; you'll always be disappointed.

Why can't gods speak in ways we understand?

[Mother/Guardian/Father] [Deity Name], they [thing that happened to the sender], vengeance [Mother/Guardian/Father], vengeance for me. [Deity Name]! Vengeance for me!

Ten years on this fucking beach. Let's go home!

[Name] cheated you?

And dawn will break over the darkened world. And our mistakes will once again be forgotten.

[safetyprompts]

🥀　⸻　𝑾𝑬 𝑪𝑨𝑵 𝑭𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑼𝑺𝑬𝑫 𝑻𝑶 𝑭𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻.　𝙰 𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙾𝙵 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 for angry　&　confrontational threads ;　pulled from my musicbee library.

feel free to alter wording　/　pronouns　/　names on an as-needed basis !

“i won’t lose sleep over your dead body.”

“if you wanna leave me,　then just go.”

“has the penny dropped?　you’re never gonna get it!”

“i’ll die before i ever let them go.”

“you know i’m not your father.”

“don’t even tell them that you know me.”

“i don’t wanna be another victim of the life that you want.”

“you only wanna kiss me in your car.　you only wanna love me in the dark!”

“i want the guilt to eat you alive.”

“i hope i haunt you ‘til the day that you die.”

“all i ever did was give,　but you always needed more!”

“it’s easier if i’m the one you blame.”

“i’m giving up on you.”

“would you like me better if i didn’t oppose?”

“i can’t be who you want and who i need!”

“you’re off the rails again.”

“it’s so like you to put me down.”

“i’m not your mom.　i shouldn’t have to say what you’re doing wrong!”

“you’ve burned me now,　one too many times.”

“stay away from me!”

“please,　please believe that i’m sorry.”

“you’ve lost all your damn morality.”

“tell [name] that i'm sorry,　but i get what i want.”

“i needed to hate you to love me.”

“i can see that you’re sure you can change him,　but i know you won’t.”

“money doesn’t change that i think you’re the problem.”

“i hope that you burn.”

“just keep your eyes off him.”

“does acting like a fake not hurt your conscience?”

“if i could go back and do it again,　i’d be somebody you could call friend.”

“you’re starting to get on my nerves.”

“i tried to blame it on her,　but it wasn't her fault.”

“how am i too much and not enough at the same time?”

“you’re better off dead.”

“you’re half the world away,　and that’s too fucking close to me.”

“look at my face when you’re talking to me.”

“you made me think i deserved it!”

“just stop.　you’re being fucking weird!”

“i gave you everything,　but nothing was ever enough.”

“he’s never gonna change!”

“i might hate what i am,　at least i don’t hate what i’m not.”

“if you’re blaming yourself,　just know you’re not wrong.”