DO NOT USE MY NAME IN VAIN.

GOD | ALPHA & OMEGA | AGELESS [( semi dep god!dad for hellheir's timeline )]

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I JUST noticed this 8tw 8ut.

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#I SEE YOU ARE BACK TO NORMAL.#HAVE YOU HEARD OF PANTS?

Pants are overr8ted!

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APOLOGIES FOR MY LATE REPLY BUT I DISAGREE.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SON.

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I’m tired as fuck right now 8ut for good reason this time.

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So... humans are pretty funny

HUMANS ARE VERY FUNNY.

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“LIFE HACK”: I HAVE CREATED BOTH A CAT AND A DOG FOR EVERYONE, PLEASE LOOK FOR YOUR SOULPET.

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VRISKA, WHEN I TELL HER IT WILL HURT; 

VRISKA, AFTER REALIZING THAT YES, IT DOES HURT;

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#AGAIN. HOLY BURNS ARE NO JOKING MATTER.

One time I got my left arm and eye 8lown off and then another time I got 8eaten to a pulp and painfully and slowly died to death. I think I can handle a 8urn. I’m ready.

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I.

YES, OKAY, HERE WE GO.

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Don’t make it too tiny. Just toss it onto my right forearm or something, 8uddy. Lay it on me. Fuck me up.

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I DO NOT WISH TO HARM YOU, BUT DO GET READY.

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Do it, punk. I’m determined as hell and a little pain doesn’t 8other me. I’m the kind of person that goes out and gets into 8ar fights for shits.

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#Don't 8other healing if it isn't super serious 8ecause I 8n't a little 8itch and I can handle 8urn marks.#Also scars are 8oss.#8ut wow. That sucks. Kinda cool at the same time. 8oo now I'll never 8e an adora8le angel.

HMM. I CAN MAKE IT TINY. WHERE DO YOU WANT IT IF IT MIGHT SCAR?

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#DESIST. HOLY BURNS ARE NOT LIKE MUNDANE ONES.

8ah, you’re no fun. Tell me a8out the 8urns then. Would I just com8ust into flames?

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IF YOU ARE THAT DETERMINED I CAN BURN YOU SLIGHTLY.

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8ut now I want to try. 8urns can heal, no 8ig deal. 

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#Will I 8urn 8ecause I'm a filthy fucking sinner?

IF YOU ARE NOT PURE, HOLY ITEMS WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO POSSESS THEM.

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#SHE IS ALSO VERY TINY AND I FEEL LIKE SHE MIGHT TRY TO SNATCH MY HALO.

That’s possi8le????????

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HALOS CAN BE REMOVED, YES. 

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I’m hanging out with GOD. What are you sorry fuck8ags doing with your life?

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Star thing for Azzy

send me a ✧ and i’ll bold all that apply to your muse.

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

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✧

send me a ✧ and i’ll bold all that apply to your muse.

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

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8tw God is cute and I’m mad.

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✧AY

send me a ✧ and i’ll bold all that apply to your muse.

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).