youre ripped at every edge but youre a masterpiece

I kinda forgot to update my bio so one time it said I was 18 for two years. Jersey. 20. I love my cat.

[notwarth]

[lightsgifs]

[blossomq]

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ON CONSENT FROM END OF THE F***ING WORLD

[glitterghosts]

Atomic Blonde (2017, dir. David Leitch)

[phreshouttarunway]

Rosie Huntington Whitley

[feywildwest]

john mulaney is queer culture but bo burnham is “I’ve been depressed since I was extremely young and never properly learned how to cope with that so I choose to ignore that problem by making jokes under the guise of a coping mechanism isn’t that wild” culture and nestled in the middle is me

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Waiting 5 seconds to skip an ad is OK but waiting 5 seconds for an unskippable ad to finish is infuriating.

[daisenseiben]

What a difference the Power of Choice makes.

[heavy-dirty-soull]

☺️☺️

[saltysapphics]

13 year old me was soooo damn proud of not being like other girls because I wasn’t “‘‘‘‘‘boy crazy’‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘ hooty hoo dumbass there’s a reason for that

[docteryn]

I just laughed for 2000 years

[merdedujour]

[mattiehinkley]

[ssweets-secretss]

ADELANTO DE STRANGERSSS😍😍😍😍

[shiraglassman]

This is even funnier than gal pal

We just bought a cute sofa from an antique shop, while being very obviously a couple and looking like a butch/femme salt and pepper shaker set, and the shop owner wanted to know how long we’d been, and I quote, “hanging out.”

[shiraglassman]

I’ll still laughing at this the next morning.

[fireandwonder]

*gets down on one knee in front of gal pal* *takes out ring* Will you hang out with me?

[skunkydpoopy]

There was one time I was out shoe shopping with my partner and I was debating buying these cute pastel green shoes. The saleswoman was like “well why don’t we ask your friend here?” I said “oh actually this is my partner.” The woman stared at us blank faced for a few awkward seconds before forcibly smiling and saying, “partner in crime?”

[shiraglassman]

JAW….DROP…. 

[lady-patra]

In a store once with a girl I used to date, browsing through all these different mattresses. One of the sales ladies came over and talked about all the beds with us for quite some time while we told her what we were looking for. It was painfully obvious we were a couple, like literally holding hands and calling each cute pet names out loud. Finally the sales lady laughs nervously and says “sooo.. wow, what kind of roommate setup is that that forces you two to have to share a bed!?” I just sort of stared at her for second at a complete loss and said “… the dating kind…”

[witchywicked]

#this is ridiculous  #sometimes i think two women would have to fuck each other in public  #and some people would stil be like ‘wow what a great friendship’

[girlyy-lovee]

[planethalsey]

[thisispvris]

SXSW 2017 // Photo: Jon Weiner

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