the moon needs her stars

im jay and i love cats more than you they.them

[fakehistory]

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

[antimony-ore]

Get DRINKED (don't tell the Philadelphians)

[drefvalentine]

a comprehensive list of possible apartment maintenance issues, according to the online portal:

you either have spiders or its something else

[cock-holliday]

Telling the cat “your father will be home soon” when she gets riled up like I’m my roommate’s stay at home housewife.

[zoesupreme]

We need to normalize calling coworkers stupid fucking idiot son of a bitches we need to end workplace professionalism and courtesy and just openly curse and yell at each other we also need a day where everyone meets outside in the parking lot and we all fist fight each other until only 1 is left standing

[zoesupreme]

It is going so fucking great

[snakeeatery]

i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it

[diedinstantly]

[fakehistory]

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

[antimony-ore]

Get DRINKED (don't tell the Philadelphians)

[heckayeah]

Something moves through the universe, burrowing through the fabric of spacetime. Whether consciously steering itself or compelled by some force of nature, we do not yet know. When its tendrils broke through to our world, it cast a ripple of energy through our society that sowed confusion, panic, and fear. Amidst the chaos, the necessity of community drew us into guilds.

In a world threatened by a mysterious interdimensional entity, pick your guild, pick your ship, and pick your battles. Compete in a zero gravity world with other guilds for resources in a variety of game modes, including Team Versus, Battle Royale, and Racing. Wishlist now on Steam and play the Early Access build in Fall 2022! You can also visit our Kickstarter page and earn exclusive backer wallpapers and vehicle skins. If you cant monetarily support us, consider sharing to your gaming friends and we’ll have an open beta.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tickingcandle/eftu

[heckayeah]

Something moves through the universe, burrowing through the fabric of spacetime. Whether consciously steering itself or compelled by some force of nature, we do not yet know. When its tendrils broke through to our world, it cast a ripple of energy through our society that sowed confusion, panic, and fear. Amidst the chaos, the necessity of community drew us into guilds.

In a world threatened by a mysterious interdimensional entity, pick your guild, pick your ship, and pick your battles. Compete in a zero gravity world with other guilds for resources in a variety of game modes, including Team Versus, Battle Royale, and Racing. Wishlist now on Steam and play the Early Access build in Fall 2022! You can also visit our Kickstarter page and earn exclusive backer wallpapers and vehicle skins. If you cant monetarily support us, consider sharing to your gaming friends and we’ll have an open beta.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tickingcandle/eftu

[heckayeah]

Something moves through the universe, burrowing through the fabric of spacetime. Whether consciously steering itself or compelled by some force of nature, we do not yet know. When its tendrils broke through to our world, it cast a ripple of energy through our society that sowed confusion, panic, and fear. Amidst the chaos, the necessity of community drew us into guilds.

In a world threatened by a mysterious interdimensional entity, pick your guild, pick your ship, and pick your battles. Compete in a zero gravity world with other guilds for resources in a variety of game modes, including Team Versus, Battle Royale, and Racing. Wishlist now on Steam and play the Early Access build in Fall 2022! You can also visit our Kickstarter page and earn exclusive backer wallpapers and vehicle skins. If you cant monetarily support us, consider sharing to your gaming friends and we’ll have an open beta.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tickingcandle/eftu

[heckayeah]

Something moves through the universe, burrowing through the fabric of spacetime. Whether consciously steering itself or compelled by some force of nature, we do not yet know. When its tendrils broke through to our world, it cast a ripple of energy through our society that sowed confusion, panic, and fear. Amidst the chaos, the necessity of community drew us into guilds.

In a world threatened by a mysterious interdimensional entity, pick your guild, pick your ship, and pick your battles. Compete in a zero gravity world with other guilds for resources in a variety of game modes, including Team Versus, Battle Royale, and Racing. Wishlist now on Steam and play the Early Access build in Fall 2022! You can also visit our Kickstarter page and earn exclusive backer wallpapers and vehicle skins. If you cant monetarily support us, consider sharing to your gaming friends and we’ll have an open beta.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tickingcandle/eftu

[heckayeah]

Something moves through the universe, burrowing through the fabric of spacetime. Whether consciously steering itself or compelled by some force of nature, we do not yet know. When its tendrils broke through to our world, it cast a ripple of energy through our society that sowed confusion, panic, and fear. Amidst the chaos, the necessity of community drew us into guilds.

In a world threatened by a mysterious interdimensional entity, pick your guild, pick your ship, and pick your battles. Compete in a zero gravity world with other guilds for resources in a variety of game modes, including Team Versus, Battle Royale, and Racing. Wishlist now on Steam and play the Early Access build in Fall 2022! You can also visit our Kickstarter page and earn exclusive backer wallpapers and vehicle skins. If you cant monetarily support us, consider sharing to your gaming friends and we’ll have an open beta.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tickingcandle/eftu

[heckayeah]

Something moves through the universe, burrowing through the fabric of spacetime. Whether consciously steering itself or compelled by some force of nature, we do not yet know. When its tendrils broke through to our world, it cast a ripple of energy through our society that sowed confusion, panic, and fear. Amidst the chaos, the necessity of community drew us into guilds.

In a world threatened by a mysterious interdimensional entity, pick your guild, pick your ship, and pick your battles. Compete in a zero gravity world with other guilds for resources in a variety of game modes, including Team Versus, Battle Royale, and Racing. Wishlist now on Steam and play the Early Access build in Fall 2022! You can also visit our Kickstarter page and earn exclusive backer wallpapers and vehicle skins. If you cant monetarily support us, consider sharing to your gaming friends and we’ll have an open beta.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tickingcandle/eftu

[heckayeah]

Something moves through the universe, burrowing through the fabric of spacetime. Whether consciously steering itself or compelled by some force of nature, we do not yet know. When its tendrils broke through to our world, it cast a ripple of energy through our society that sowed confusion, panic, and fear. Amidst the chaos, the necessity of community drew us into guilds.

In a world threatened by a mysterious interdimensional entity, pick your guild, pick your ship, and pick your battles. Compete in a zero gravity world with other guilds for resources in a variety of game modes, including Team Versus, Battle Royale, and Racing. Wishlist now on Steam and play the Early Access build in Fall 2022! You can also visit our Kickstarter page and earn exclusive backer wallpapers and vehicle skins. If you cant monetarily support us, consider sharing to your gaming friends and we’ll have an open beta.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tickingcandle/eftu

[heckayeah]

In a world threatened by a mysterious interdimensional entity, pick your guild, pick your ship, and pick your battles. Compete in a zero gravity world with other guilds for resources in a variety of game modes, including Team Versus, Battle Royale, and Racing. Wishlist now on Steam and play the Early Access build in Fall 2022! You can also visit our Kickstarter page and earn exclusive backer wallpapers and vehicle skins. If you cant monetarily support us, consider sharing to your gaming friends and we’ll have an open beta.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tickingcandle/eftu

[heckayeah]

Hey everyone. My brothers and I are developing a game called Eftu, and just launched the Kickstarter! It’s a class- and space-based shooter inspired by games we love such as Team Fortress 2 and F-Zero. If that seems like something you’d like, check it out, and consider spreading it around to people you know.

Here is the link: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tickingcandle/eftu