just putting this out there but i vote heechul for president
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just putting this out there but i vote heechul for president
kimheenim: Congratulations🎉🎊 I didn’t have any thought of getting married but friends around me left (for marriage) one by one, so I want to get married….😢😢😢😢 #MithraJin #Iworeredsuitandwentupstage #WhenamIgettingmarried (cr)
151002 Heechul at Mithra Jin’s wedding
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"Help me decorate."
Halloween Starters!Status: accepting
“But I’m so full,” He whined loudly, not moving at all from his sprawled position on the couch, hand reaching to his stomach to rub it just to accentuate his words. “Can’t I just stay here and watch you do it all? All the sexist bigots are saying that women should do all of that kind of work, anyway. Normally I hate those, but I’m very inclined to agree with them right now.”
🎃ctober the 1st
person: just 31 days to halloween uwu
me: um... do you mean... 31 days OF halloween, right?
"Eww! There's pumpkin guts on me!"
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“Oh, no,” He whispered in a grim voice, eyes widening and hand holding onto a carving knife pointing dangerously at the front of Jimin’s body, indeed covered in pumpkin guts. “You have the evidence of this slaughter all over yourself now.. We need to run. Hide. The police is going to be here any time—do you know just what is the punishment for mass pumpkin murder?! ...I don’t. But I bet it’s super terrible.”
rnusiquera:
« ♬ » — It took Heechul to get to half of his monologue before Jimin figured that she was being played; and realizing how big of a pabosshe must have been, she let out a prolonged groan and drooped her head in sheer embarrassment. ❝ Arrggh jinjja. . ❞ She growled under her breath mostly to herself, then scooped her palms up her face and to the ends of her short mushroom locks as she straightened her back on her seat. ❝ Jokes aside, it’s your turn. Our music tasted may be far too different from each other though I thought I read or heard somewhere that you like classic rock. If that’s true, then that’s our common ground right there. ❞ She spoke, still a little bit pained by the prank earlier, her eyes glued to the window the entire time she was speaking.
It was only when the older male answered her following question that she averted her eyes to him. ❝ Mwo?! S–Sunbaenim!! Are you for real?! ❞ Jimin shrieked and she can at the moment as nobody else would be able to hear them inside the vehicle. Unprepared for what could be true, the little lady rummaged through her belongings in her bag, managed to fish out a pair of sunnies and a mask, and quickly donned them. Not even catching the part where Heechul said something about peace and relax, nerves completely took over her. This might lead to yet another article in her long list of already existing ones. She remained silent after fixing herself and slumped like a scared turtle. ❝ Here are the rare times I actually wished I knew how to act. .but I am no actress. .at all. ❞ She fell silent again after that, closing herself off to be alone with the many thoughts and scenarios that began to formulate in her head. ❝ I don’t know if I should be flattered that you chose me or if I should be scared. .that you chose me, sunbaenim. ❞
Casting a glance to the side just in time to see her catching up on the situation and reacting, just as expected, in a hilarious manner to it, causing him to laugh out loud in that typical, honest laughter of his. “But playing you something that you will like--especially after you tortured me with the whale band just now--would be not only unfair, but also boring,” Heechul reasoned and with a hum, carefully started pressing options on the touchscreen of the car’s inbuilt music player, all the while keeping a steady hold of the wheel with the other hand, eyes trained on the road and traffic ahead. Getting involved into yet another car accident wasn’t anywhere near the list of things he wanted to do anytime soon, so choosing the right song took more time than it normally would have in any other situation -- but when it eventually played, the speakers blared with a mixture of rock music made of guitars and drums, with melancholic sound of violin and a raw Japanese vocal joining in barely fifteen seconds later [song]. Admittedly, it was one of his favorite songs and while he knew that Japanese rock, especially one from the late 90s, wasn’t everybody’s cup of tea, he was so in the zone of happiness caused by hearing it, that he wouldn’t even care if she liked it or not--she was the one who prompted him to turn something of his on, after all.
It took all of his willpower to not instantly react to Jimin freaking out over what was just another one of his jokes. Her taking everything he does and says seriously seemed to be just a part of her being, and as much as he found it amusing to no end, he also couldn’t help but wonder if she was that way around everybody. But perhaps it was for the better, the fact that she took things to heart and thought of them seriously--in the line of work, where you must be an example at all times and your every step is being watched, minding every word and every action can only pay off. In the end, he decided to play along, quirking an eyebrow as he once again glanced to the side. “Why are you acting as if I’m about to actually propose to you? Or maybe--maybe this is what exactly makes you nervous. Maybe it was your very first though... Ah. That’s cute. But who could blame you really, after all it’s me we’re talking about here,” With a jerk of his head, he flipped his blonde hair--much shorter than he would like them to be--and let out a loud laugh. “Don’t worry, actress or not, I believe in the natural talent. If you can act in front of the camera while filming a music video, you can surely act in front of unsuspecting and gullible parents, too.”
Being alone never felt right. Sometimes it felt good, but it never felt right.
Charles Bukowski
Sunmi leaned in once again, hand cupped around her mouth as if to impart an important secret to her fellow idol. “You heard right,” she said simply with a grin. “Supposedly, you can more easily play faster with a pick, so maybe I’ll try that out—prepare to go into hyperspeed–whoooosh!” Gently grasping one of the picks between two fingers, her hand zoomed it through the air before their faces. The bassist did enjoy the raw feeling of being able to pluck the strings with her fingers, and the subtleties of it, not to mention slapping and popping would be impossible. But on the other hand, not having to worry about finger positions all the time sounded like a bit of a welcome respite, and after all, Sunmi knew she still had plenty of room for learning and improvement—her teacher would be glad to show her. And if nothing else, the excitement of receiving alien-themed picks was compelling enough. “I’ll let you know if I like it—maybe I’ll even let you hear,” she quipped in reply.
Continuing on, she pursed her lips in serious consideration of his questions. “Hmmm….. that’s very possible—I mean, I’m sure there are some differences, but maybe they came from the same kinda root language. And if not, I’m sure we can find translators. But! I bet, if we all have the same ancestors, that we give off the same vibes—that’s probably what brought you to these picks, in some loooong, convoluted way.” As her words tumbled out, her hands wove back and forth through the air, illustrating the aforementioned convoluted path. “I haven’t been off of earth in a while—are you an even bigger star up there than you are down here?!”
He watched her antics with curiosity and amusement, eyes widening when her gestures got sudden, and quick, and complimented by sound effects that were as out of this world as almost anything by her. He liked Sunmi, with all her ways and quirks, even if he usually understood only half of them, as apparently they were both from the outer space, but different planets come with different personalities just like all the countries on the Earth do. Still, it was enjoyable. Refreshing. “Well, duh! It’s not a maybe, it should be a surely. By receiving and accepting the gift, you’re compelled to let me hear it. Don’t think I will forget about it--or let your forget, for that matter.”
Clicking his tongue at her explanation, he couldn’t help but let out a laugh. “The same root language means nothing... Come on, Korean and Chinese genealogically come from the same language family, but it doesn’t mean I speak Chinese—like at all. I smell bullshit,” He scrunched his nose, as if he was really smelling something nasty. “But, perhaps it was just some kind of a divine intervention then. Your people up there must be powerful, to send this kind of message. Ah, but shouldn’t you know? Everything up there is much bigger than down here. So naturally, up in the space, I’m enormous... Like, the Sun scale of big. Maybe. Kinda,” He nodded slowly, trying to look very serious in the name of the rule that if you look confident about something, then other people will believe it too.
“Tch…” Sojin crossed her arms over her chest a little bit as the blazer tightened a little across her shoulderblades as she stared at the older male, brow furrowing a bit and eyes narrowing. “Oppa… not my fault we both have the same outfit on! Minus the heels, of course. I doubt you could even stand in these if you tried them on.”
“Excuse me?” One of his eyebrows shot up at that, head titling slightly to the side as his eyes dropped to look at her feet, clad in some of the highest and most glamorous heels he had ever seen. They were miles away from his own sneakers. “Oh, it’s so obvious that you know nothing about me, do you? ‘Couldn’t even stand in these’, how cute. I would suggest a bet, but I don’t want to embarrass you publicly like that.”
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You know I’m capable of doing that, neh? What with all these taekwondo and judo background. {‘shakes both her fists over at him, feigning a snarl as well as she curls her lips} Yah Kim Heechul! Are you still living in the dream that you’re my future husband?! Just because you saw me trying on wedding dresses, does not mean that I’ll marry you! Hah! .. Although, I do hope the album does amazing~
Exactly, this is what I’m worried about... I have only my beauty to fend myself off with. It might be powerful, but I don’t think it stands a chance against a taekwondo fist. {`carefully, he leans backwards and away from her fists, eyes crossing slightly as he keeps a steady gaze on them.} Well—you never know! I said that I will do it, I don’t need you to agree with me. If I wanna marry someone, it will happen--Kim Heechul does as he pleases. Kind of... Ah, let’s be real here, nobody will ever be good enough for me to marry. I’d want to be with a person prettier than me, but then again, I won’t stand spending he rest of my life by the side of someone who one-ups me in terms of looks, so it’s just impossible. I’ll be forever alone.
kimheenim: Mother and son’s conversation #Ifitslikethis #itsnotthat #Idontdateagirlfriend #butIcantdate #whatistheproblem #sensitivityking #KimHeenim
Mother: You have to eat your meals well, if you don’t eat you’ll get sick (sorry not sure about this part). At times like this I want to send you to marriage, it’d be great if someone can take care of you. Mum can’t do anything, I don’t want much, but you have to eat healthy dietㅠㅠ
Heechul: Ah I want to get married but living with a woman is bothersome ㅡㅡ
Heechul: What does this meanㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Mother: Really what are you saying, surprised me, anyone who hears that will misunderstandㅋㅋ
Heechul: I have to use the bed by myselfㅡㅡIf there’s someone besides me I can’t sleepㅋㅋㅋㅋIf I get married, do we have to use two beds (cr)
Kim Heejin’s comment: I also slept by myself before, but now that there’s someone beside me, I also can’t sleepㅋ sensitive sensitive
Heechul’s reply: @kimheejin331 Because you can’t sleep that I’ll have a nephew…..(cr)
She mimicked his dramatic sigh then beamed, both because of his apparent surrender and his comment about her fans. “I wouldn’t say blindly. I am a very charming woman. You know this” With an air of haughtiness, she flipped her locks over her shoulder. The act lasted all but a second before she burst out laughing, with her signature boisterous laughter, at her own antics.
“You are a liar, though! You promised to stop being mean to me!” Of course, the promise extended to Hara and Bora too, but they weren’t relevant to the conversation right then. She shot him another pointed look, but this time it quickly melted into a knowing smile and and amused snort. She knew he was just playing around, and she was playing along.
“Aaaand! What exactly happened is thaaaat… I just want cake” She chuckled before flashing him the cheekiest grin. “I think that’s a good enough reason–” She paused for a moment “Or bad enough. Whichever” This time, she decided that acting cute might help some- too bad she still wasn’t good at it. So when she batted her lashes, the action was terribly exaggerated (though, not completely unintentionally) and her voice just a little too sweet as she added “I just really want to eat cake” And it took every ounce of control for her to not burst out laughing again, right then and there.
Rolling his eyes at her statement, he couldn’t help the mocking curl of his lips as a low hum slipped past them. “Uh-huh... You are a very charming wo-man. As in a man in woman’s clothing, so you make up for this weird hybrid and then hypnotize the poor fans into worshiping you. I can see right through you.” There was some truth to his observation, too; although it was clearly meant in a joke, it was a fact that a big wave of people was suddenly charmed by Hani’s group’s magic, which instantly helped them to become successful. If it was a supernatural tv show, it would no doubt be connected with some kind of a mysterious, out-of-world activity, Heechul was sure.
“Tch. But I am keeping the promise! It’s not counting as being mean if I’m doing it for your well-being. Shush it. You have no foundation for an argument here,” He shook his head and made a shooing gesture with his hand, as if he was waving away a fly buzzing around his head. But when she let out her flawed logic once more, and evidently tried to achieve her goals by the not very successful, but still in some way enticing aegyo -- or was it just straight out flirting? -- Heechul couldn’t just keep it in and ignore it again.
“See!” He exclaimed suddenly and leaned away from her in an odd manner, his back arching and head tilting backwards, as he pointed a finger at her face and wiggled it a bit. “This is what I was talking about, the hypnotizing thing--is this even legal? I’m sure it’s not legal... You should be put in jail for this. Or better yet, in a room with all soft walls and no door handles at all,” With a snort, he took a cautious step back and scrunched his nose. “I am only buying you the cake because I don’t want to deal with that face again. Please, keep your big alien eyes to yourself, thank you.”
aixhani:
I'm sure they wouldn't have put that snake on you if it could kill you. So dramatic.
Just because it didn’t kill anyone yet, doesn’t mean it can’t kill now! Look, have you even actually seen it? It’s so creepy. Snakes can wrap around you, and squeeze, and then you won’t even notice before you’re dead on the floor, with your face blue from the lack of air. Or it could just bite me and nobody would even have the time to react as I’m being poisoned and dying slow and painful death. Aish. You’re so clueless, seriously!
His eyes followed after every movement the older man seemed to make, from poking at the toys that moved at the touch or made noise. It was amusing to say the least, but there was no way he was about to show that part. “None?” He questioned, lifting his hand to begin and poke at the toys that were before him. “I hope you aren’t taking my statement as something insulting.” Jonghyun quickly turned his attention from the toys that he had began to toy with and back to the older man. He wasn't positive if he had said it in a rude form but either way he wanted to apologize. Scooting closer to his side in order to not raise his voice too much. “I’m sure you will be decent with them, I mean you were in hello baby, right? I think that’s pretty much some sort of training show for us. Even if it has been years since we were on it.” He explained, reaching in front of them to poke at a certain monkey toy. “I’m sure you both will get along fine, maybe the child will come out looking like her uncle. “ He paused, lifting up a baby rattle and shaking it at his direction playfully.“Has she told you when the baby will be born?”
He just waved his hand carelessly at the younger’s questioning, too busy with the small plush toys, all of which made some kind of a sound, which soon ended up in a cacophony of meows, and woofs, and cackling, and various melodies that were nice when played by itself, but together were just unbearable. Heechul made a face when it was too much even for him, and quickly scurried away, hiding two alleys to the left and acting as innocent as he possibly could, as he started to look through what would possibly be his most favorite part of the store -- baby clothes. “I hope you didn’t mean to be insulting, because otherwise, I’d be inclined to utilize this place well and find a good spot to put you in a time-out... Insulting your hyung, that calls for at least twenty minutes,” The blonde male snorted and threw Jonghyun an amused look over his shoulder. “I don’t think Hello Baby was an actual training show... I mean, we were mostly doing what we were told to do and we were monitored all the time as we did it. Not that much experience, I had more in the one day I spent at the Superman is Back filming site with Kangin. Ah, Seojun was so cute...” He trailed off, smiling to himself as he was looking through the tiny, colorful clothes that made him want to just grab them all, take to his sister and dump it all on her head. They didn’t even know if it’s going to be a boy or a girl, so he would have to take all kinds of things, too. “The baby better have something of my features in him— her— itself! If it’s blessed with at least an ounce of what I am, then its life will be easy. If it inherits the dad’s looks though... Well. Pity.” Letting out an evil cackle, his eyes crossed at the rattle being shaken in his face, and he struggled to look past it at Jonghyun, giving him an incredulous, slightly playfully mocking look. “Do we need to have the talk, Jonghyun...? The baby will be born nine months after it’s been impregnated. Duh.”