Liar's mouthful

The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. Welcome to both of my outcomes.

[mydearestmonster]

Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…

Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!

Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours 

[dirtymonsterconfessions]

How could you hide this beautiful thing in the tags?

- Mod Naga

[silver-tongues-blog]

werewolf after waking up the next morning: I am going to kill you Human: is it because i threw werewolf: YES ITS BECAUSE YOU THREW THE STICK BUT REALLY JUST HID IT BEHIND YOUR BACK

[hemipenal-system]

werewolf: ok so hey i gotta go out into the woods for this

human, concerned: if you’re getting angry and breaking things when you shift, there’s therapy for that and-

werewolf, guiltily as shit: i chew furniture

[thespektorspectator]

Today I introduced my sister to “the problem of Susan” and I had to explain to her that Susan was left out of Narnia cuz she liked boys and lipstick now and without missing a beat she said but what about Peter? Does Peter not like girls? And I knew she was pointing out the inherent misogyny at the center of the “the problem of Susan” but the implications of that question are a source of much hilarity to meeee LMFAO like Does Peter not like girls? Does he like boys? Is he Gay? Is Narnia really just a homo-utopia where Lucy is also a lesbian and Edmund is a bisexual disaster and Susan was kicked out cuz she was too straight??? Can I make CS Lewis turn over in his grave with this new reading?

[amuseoffyre]

…I mean they literally were in the closet…

[shleepy-girl]

THEY WERE LITERALLY IN THE CLOSET!!!

[yumearashi]

Reblog to make C.S. Lewis turn over in his grave

[vr-trakowski]

TBH, once the nuances were explained to him, I think he’d find it quite funny. 

[hoochieblues]

@shannaraisles

YES.

[anumberofcatschilling]

[Image ID: tag that reads, “tell Tolkien first and watch HIM tell Lewis” /. End ID]

[noc10-moved]

*parts a bead curtain as i enter the room, carrying a glass of lemonade* 

hey….

nothing you ever read, watch, or participate in will be ideologically pure and without its problems. your quest to consume the most unproblematic material will be, in the end, fruitless. your enjoyment of anything will be sapped away, leaving you a husk starved for media.

 it is okay to enjoy things that have problems to them, so long as you do it critically and with an open mind, and take care to consider others.

*leaves the way i came*

[more-witches]

This is possibly the healthiest post I’ve seen on this site

[curator-on-ao3]

Every time I report and block a porn bot:

[unnecessaryligatures]

[Image description: Pacific Rim meme of three screenshots of Hermann Gottlieb pointing at an enormous chalkboard with his cane. Text reads: “In the beginning the bot accounts were spaced apart 24 weeks. Then 12, then 6, then every 2 weeks. In 4 days we could be seeing a bot every 8 hours until they are coming every 4 minutes. We should witness a double event within seven days.”]

[unnecessaryligatures]

I’ve reached one every 4 hours

[izzybutt]

[duffrey]

Me from now on each time I report and block a bot:

[classical-memeician]

Me, going through my notifications in the morning, about to block another round of pornbots

[spooky-systems-deactivated20230]

I love you people with autoimmune disorders, I love you people with “invisible” disorders or symptoms, I love you people who have visible but misunderstood symptoms, I love you people who know exactly what is going wrong with their body, I love you people who don’t know what’s going wrong with their body, I love you people who have a hard time with doctors, I love you people who have a hard time with friends and family over your diagnosis or lack-thereof, I love you people who have trouble with doing things they need to do or doing things they want to do, I love you people who can’t hold down a job or work or if they do it’s hard and painful, I love you people with diabetes, both types, I love you people with lupus, I love you people with HIV/AIDS, I love you people with rheumatoid arthritis, I love you people with multiple sclerosis, I love you people with aplastic anema, I love you people with inflammatory bowel disease, I love you people with autoimmune diseases no one ever seems to hear or know about, I love you people with autoimmune disorders that have negative history surrounding them, I love you people fighting every day to live the best and most comfortable life you can with your autoimmune disease/disorder, etc.

[anewfreind]

The only day you can reblog this post

[chadchadington-deactivated20240]

[quizzical-is]

[segamascot]

[marvel-lous-things]

realistically, Steve’s magnetic arm band thing from AoU that brought his shield back to him could never malfunction ever. Because it’s Stark tech.

But imagine if it did one day because he tripped on the stairs and all 200 pounds of patriotic muscle landed squarely on it. so it just started yanking every thing even vaguely attracted to magnets right out of its place. imagine.

—-

Steve: *reaches for his shield mid mission*

Clint:

Steve:

Clint:

Steve:

Steve: what-

Clint, firmly attached to Steve’s arm by his belt: YOU TELL ME

—-

Steve: *stretches*

Tony, holding onto the refrigerator for dear life as it barrells down the stairs and right into Steve’s face: *SCREECHING*

—-

Steve, final-showdowning: five

Villain of the week: do I absolutely have to wait for your shield or can I go-

Steve: FOUR

Villain:

Steve: three

Steve: twO

Villain: I have to pick my daughter from ballet man

Steve: ONE

Steve: BOOM

Villain:

Villain: is that a paperclip-

Steve, crying: shut up

—-

Steve: oh my god. Oh my god I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to do that I promise oh my fucking god-

Natasha: okay you need to fix that thing

Steve: I PROMISE I WILL

Natasha: aight

Steve: …

Steve, trying his best to dispel the mortifying awkwardness: so do you always keep an iron knife in your bra or-

Natasha: please stop talking

[that-damn-girl]

Omg😂😂😂😂😂

[keenmarvellover]

—-

Steve: Okay the mock fight starts in three, two, on- (turns on the magnets)

Bucky: WHAT THE FU-

Steve: (mortified) I am so sorry.

Bucky: You need to get it fixed punk.Soon. Wilson stop laughing

[that-damn-girl]

😂😂😂😂

[alexakeyloveloki]

*weezing* 😂 @sweater-daddiesdumbdork @caffiend-queen @imanuglywombat @bolontiku @myoxisbroken

[caffiend-queen-deactivated20260]

This is so wrong. I love you, @alexakeyloveloki​!

[thecyndimistuff]

i Could scroll past this horrifically bad take instead of screenshotting it………

[thecyndimistuff]

but i wont. everyone look at this

[gun-flame]

[becuzitisbitter]

You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

[justarandomgirly]

[willaft0n]

[levonsnape-deactivated20230929]

I love The Golden Girls.

[gholateg]

Ya’ll don’t have any idea how fucking brave and needed these plot lines were.

This was before Ellen came out.

This was before civil unions.

This was before Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.

This was when your ass could be fired, blacklisted, and shunned with no legal protections for even being hinted at being gay.

And the Golden Girls said “Fuck you, Fuck this, we’re doing it anyway.”

[silenthillmutual]

I think it should be noted that Blanche’s quote about AIDS is also “It is not god punishing people for their sins” and that the episode also deals with slutshaming.

[darkravn]

I don’t know if people realize how much activism these women did for gay right and during the aids crisis. If you think about it they were all long established in Hollywood and Broadway. They had tons of friends personally affected and dealing with the aids crisis. Estelle Getty lost a nephew. I think they helped plant seeds in people who watched Golden Girls that helped make things a little more normalized and mainstream.

[paxamericana]

[destructoray]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Bruh why they green screen a bar ??? They can afford a set hello?

[odd-vox]

This isnt even the most egregious example, they cgi’d a tranquilizer gun in one of the spider-man movies

[addictofcinema]

PDs, art directors, set decorators and set dressers have unions.

Post houses are run like sweatshops.

Fuck disney

[explorerrowan]

That. That’s why Disney is all green screen and CGI now. Because all the traditional methods have unions, but digital artists don’t. It’s predatory as fuck, and why a lot of people outside the digital artist industry have been really pushing for them to unionize, because their lack of a union undercuts the jobs of everyone else.

[bitch-a-la-mode]

Clark and Bruce being awkward asf featuring a sad Alfred:

His soufflé fell 😭

[shygaladriel]

That’s a date…

[bisexual-bifurcations]

Alfred, they’re…