You want a piece of me

Dolph Ziggler, Nick Nemeth...the guy who made wearing pants a big deal, or so says the Internet. Ex blonde. Lover of Chipotle and Hooters. Britney is a goddess. Oh, and part time stand up comedian, whatevs no big deal. (just rp, guys)

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@animalxavenger I gotta make sure my girl knows she's loved by daddy.

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I got Pickles so many treats, she's going to stay right by my side when I see her again.

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Night number one of my stand-up! Can't wait to be back on the stage.

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Woke up from my nap thinking it was Wednesday. Guess I've been more tired than I thought..

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😇😇😇😇

You’re unbelievable.

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Well, it's not like I'm lying about it..

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You’ll be around it. 0:)

😳😳😳

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😇😇😇😇

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He’ll be so thankful. I mean, I’ll be so thankful. Actually…both.

Of course /both/ as if there’s any other way around it.

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You'll be around it. 0:)

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Interesting…

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Yes…so, you know.. Hurry with those last signings!

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I will, I will! I will try my best.

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He'll be so thankful. I mean, I'll be so thankful. Actually...both.

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Interesting…

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Yes...so, you know.. Hurry with those last signings!

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I know. Soon, babe. And then I’ll get my hugs. Everything is in need of hugs..

/Everything/.

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Everything. Yes.

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And I miss you…and need hugs..

Sigh. I miss you too. Tour…is /almost/ over.

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I know. Soon, babe. And then I'll get my hugs. Everything is in need of hugs..

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@animalxavenger just wanted to say I love you, babe. ☺️

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Pfsh, /just/ that? 😉

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And I miss you...and need hugs..

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@animalxavenger just wanted to say I love you, babe. ☺️

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What in the world is that unicorn drink I keep hearing about?

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Been trying to go back to sleep for 45 minutes now. It's useless.

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Even cuter than me. That’s right.

That is A LOT of cute.

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Damn right it is. Cutest babe ever. EVER.