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#and this is probably where i'll be mainly from now on #i'll still post and answer questions here #but instagram and maybe tiktok will be the focus start monday

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#royal fashion #valentino #royal fandom #british royal family #fashion post #swedish royal family #dutch royal family #spanish royal family #greek royal family #monégasque princely family #liechtenstein princely family #grand ducal family of luxembourg #danish royal family #norwegian royal family #jordanian royal family

Her make up looks the same to me

You know, yeah, actually, I think it's the same generally, it just looks . . . not good.

#answered #anonymous #i think it was rememberance sunday where i was like 'geez her eye makeup and contoring is so muddy' but when is it not like that?#this sounds mean but her makeup is very much of a time in the late 2000s early 2010s and it's not for me #health and beauty

Yes and she was saying hair loss didn’t affect her🙄

Yes, Catherine herself said, with words from her mouth, that her hair is that way because of the sun. She told an actress that her hair lightened in the sun at the Royal Variety show. She also stated that she had not experienced hair loss last year. She said it's not cancer multiple times, so I'm treating it as if it's not related.

Obviously, the palace is lying, and that blond hair was bad extensions, not the sun, but that still doesn't mean it was cancer. Her hair was great, fake or not, up until this summer. I personally think it has more to do with her stylist leaving. Her hair, clothes, and makeup have all drastically changed since Natasha left.

#answered #anonymous #unlike these people i don't care if kate uses fake hair #they all use fake hair almost all female public figures

The discussion around a cancer patients hair is quite frankly gross, it affects regrowth and pigmentation

You can feel that way, but Kate was the one who said this, according to the Fail.

#answered #anonymous #health and beauty #she also did say that her hair never was affected but they lie all the time so who knows

Catherine, I was soooo close to forgetting about the wig thing, and then she mentioned going blond in "the sunshine" again. Noooooo.

#health and beauty #kate

It's a good thing Sophie is so irrelevant, because I think if anyone else's speeding motorcade ran a red light, struck and killed an elderly woman, and then was cleared of all charges, it would be a massive news story.

But most people don't even know who The Duchess of Edinburgh is, so the story has been swept under the rug.

#why does sophie of all people need a motorcade is question one #why is that intersection so dangerous to begin with #and why were they speeding and running red lights . . . like is that a common practice #all questions that no one in the british media has asked #sophie

Let’s not forget though Kate had abdominal surgery and cancer in that area so she most probably has stomach issues

Yeah, a lot of these symptoms that people list as clues for her having an ED, weight loss, hair loss, etc. are also symptoms for . . . get this . . . having cancer and abdominal surgery.

Like we really don't know, and I don't care to know beyond it impacting her ability to work.

#answered #Anonymous #tw ed #health and beauty

Okay, speed running some recent royal events:

Kate really is bad at public speaking, to the point that it damages the cause because she doesn't sound like she understands it

I understand being upset about H&M going to that Kris Jenner party, but I'm confused as to what you think rich people do. They all hang out together. They all have class solidarity

I owe Natasha Archer an apology. Kate's fashion was far more coherent and, well, good with Natasha on board.

Juan Carlos choosing to defend Franco while attacking Letizia in his book is a perfect example of how royals are fine with fascists but hate a woman who was maybe a little mean one time

I really hope those stories about Sarah losing faith in Andrew are true

William really needs to understand that he doesn't have the pull for these high profile solo events anymore. Kate should be at Earthshot (if she wants), and he should market himself as a Husband because between the two of them, Kate has a sliver of allure left in her

Loved Camilla's latest tiara appearance. As they say, hate the sin but not the sinner? Love the tiara, but not the wearer.

I get that Kate is really, really skinny, but much like Ariana Grande, I don't get the point of continuously and aggressively pointing it out in fake concern. Based on the cancer and how it was handled, she will never admit to anything related to her weight

#text

The BBC loves denying genocide and demonizing trans people, but calling Kate by her name is where they draw the line. Unserious country.

#name me one british person who gave a shit #outside of sycophantic royal watchers and the deranged staff at KP #this is a standard set for no one else #no one would get angry if william got called 'will' even if it's incorrect . . . an apology? really?#the waleses #kate

I mean, they're all still going to hell, but 12th time's the charm, as they say.

#text #british royal family

old-etonian

Good.

#andrew #charles iii #camilla #british royal family #the epstein issue #reblog

It's actually amazing how much better this statement is when compared to the first one. Like, it actually acknowledges the victims and condemns Andrew, for once.

#andrew #british royal family #like this statement actually implies that andrew is guilty

Britain's King Charles has moved to strip his younger brother Andrew of his titles and honours, and force him out of his home, Buckingham Pa

Britain's King Charles has moved to strip his younger brother Andrew of his titles and honours, and force him out of his home, Buckingham Palace said on Thursday, over his ties with the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. The statement said a formal notice had now been served on Andrew to surrender the lease of his mansion called Royal Lodge, and he will move to alternative private accommodation. The palace said Andrew will be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor and not as a prince.

#news #the yorks #british royal family #charles iii #the epstein issue

The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince.

#andrew #the epstein issue #british royal family #watch this be how someone finds out about this

Lily Allen painted her husband's dick like a golliwog and called it Azealia Banks. She also forced a kiss on Zoë Kravitz.

Safe to say I will not be listening to that album.

#non royals #both she and david seem awful that's all

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Meghan, Duchess of Sussex and Founder of As Ever, attends Fortune Most Powerful Women Summit 2025 at Salamander Hotel.

#reblog #queue

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