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bromeo - text

Benvolio: Not cool, not cool

Benvolio: Thdough I'll make sure to tell your mom you said that tomorrow at dinner

Benvolio: YOU ARE THREATENED BY ME

Benvolio: AND MY SOFT HANDS

Benvolio: ADMIT IT

Romeo: my mom can't do shit to me and u know it, benny boi

Romeo: YOU ARE AS THREATENING AS A LEAF

Romeo: u fucking leaf

Romeo: besides. jules only wants in my pants

Romeo: MY

Romeo: PANTS

#t:benvolibro #have you ever said anything more relatable

sms - romeo & lysander

Lysander: But how would that help either of us get in..

Lysander: when neither is allowed in the first place?

Romeo: i'm speaking thEORETICALLY

Romeo: whatever, paris is straight up your ass

Romeo: he'd sneak you in if you weren't granted a pass

#t:lysander #don't worry about it

sms - romeo & cecily

cecily: i can't help it buddy

cecily: you always manage to shock me

cecily: ooh i like that idea

cecily: jk maybe you could pretend to be a waiter? that's an easy way to get in

cecily: of course i know that dressing up as the help is beneath romeo montague but it's an option

romeo: after all these years??? idk how

romeo: a tree. rly.

romeo: well, a waiter is better than a fucking tree

romeo: that still leaves the problem of my face

#t:cecily #phone

sms - romeo & Ileana

Ileana: Maybe.

Ileana: Or you could find some one that can take you there.

Romeo: are u suggesting a tag team adventure @ wally world???

Romeo: tbh

Romeo: i'm down

#t:ileana #phone

sms - romeo & cecily

cecily: i shouldn't be at this point

cecily: but i still am

cecily: u need a good disguise you fuckin nerd not some cheap glasses and a wig

romeo: u've known me for like two decades and you're still surprised at my antics???

romeo: step it up, cecily

romeo: what the hell qualifies as a 'good' disguise

romeo: stand in a fucking tree costume????

#t:cecily

bromeo - text

Benvolio: keep making those sounds- it ain't gonna help

Benvolio: I'm an equal opportunity lover

Benvolio: If she's looking for soft fingers she can definitely come my way

Benvolio: It's only one door down ;)

Romeo: i am straight

Romeo: ask ur mom

Romeo: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED ANYWHERE NEAR JULIET

#t:benvolibro #i miss them so much

julietcapulct:

Juliet shook her head, once again finding his own lack of belief in himself a little startling. He always came across so confident, so why would he not think that when it came to her? “We could probably go around in circles debating this,” she shrugged, trying to shake off the idea that he’d convinced himself that she would be leaving. She didn’t want to even think about it.

She let out a sigh, feeling completely useless in her lack of information; the whole thing had happened too fast to really process much. “I don’t know, I think somebody from my side told him.” Juliet looked at him with worry, seeing just how freaked out he looked. It was completely different to how carefree he had seemed moments ago. “It had to be, he probably wouldn’t take it seriously if it was someone from the Montagues. I just have no clue who it could be.” She felt herself wince at the mental image of Tybalt with Romeo’s blood on his hands, and leaned away slightly. Even just the words had a horrible effect on her, although she didn’t let go of his hand. “The scary thing is that he might actually do that. He looked like a crazy man when I last saw him, like I didn’t even know who he was anymore.”

It was easy to see, to those who looked for even a second, that Romeo was falling too hard, too quickly for her, Juliet Capulet, all legs and wide eyes and a heart more golden than her smile. And Romeo was fucked -- but at least he knew it. Her cousin would more than likely kill him, but at the moment, he could only focus on how Juliet was glowing, even if she shook with every word. “Just accept it, Jules. The lion really did fall in love with the lamb.”

“Your side.” He scoffed. It was a bad time to say he didn’t trust the Capulets, especially when his fingers were so tightly interlocked with the heiress of his enemy, but Romeo long since cared about names. They were just a family he hated, for reasons still unknown, and Juliet was the exception. “Well, there’s one good thing about him knowing now and not later - he’ll kill me before you grow too attached.” As morbid as his joke was, Romeo wasn’t kidding. He’d end up calling for extra security on his drive home this evening, careful of who was around when he called Juliet to tell her goodnight, and even his thoughts, Romeo was certain, were probably being monitored. He wondered briefly if Juliet thought of him as much as he did her. “I don’t doubt he will. I just pray he doesn’t.”

#c:juliet #smh sorry i'm so slow #tell me if u got my ask???#or my reply to ur ask i guess

sms - romeo & sebastian

sebastian: thick sunglasses might as well get u kicked out

sebastian: ... if it's the capulet party ur thinking 'bout joining, eh

sebastian: apparently contour is supposed to be able to like completely change how ur face looks?

sebastian: i'd go for for heavy contour, glasses and a convinsing wig

romeo: pft

romeo: where'd you get that idea :~)

romeo: ok where is kim k's make up artist when you need them

#t:sebastian #phone

sms - romeo & lysander

Lysander: GLASSES

Lysander: u can borrow mine

romeo: wait

romeo: can we pull a parent trap

romeo: can you dress up like me and i'll dress up like you and speak prat

romeo: or get an english accent, same thing

#t:lysander #phone

sms - romeo & Ileana

Ileana: Aw, that's cute!

Ileana: I don't think glasses are a good disguise. Maybe get a wig, a fake mustache and beard.

Ileana: You could probably dress up different than any one ever expects you to as well.

Romeo: hmm.

Romeo: i should go to wal mart then

#t:ileana #phone

sms - romeo &

hero: Neither really, unless you have a great wig that looks real.

hero: But maybe do wig and glasses, double disguise.

romeo: hmm. i have a cousin who does hair. maybe i can get a sweet hookup

romeo: should i shave the scruff off or nah

#t:hero #phone

sms - romeo &

phee: is there a third option?

phee: like a 'none of the above' option

phee: because that's what i'd be going with

romeo: i'm open to suggestions tbh

#t:ophelia #phone #pHEE HOW CUTE

sms - romeo & cecily

cecily: neither??

cecily: i cant believe u smh

cecily: i mean if ur really considering this a wig

romeo: r u really surprised i mean lbr here

romeo: i need a disguise ok

#t:cecily #phone

sms - romeo & Ileana

Ileana: Okay.

Ileana: If you need a disguise to go some where, you probably shouldn't be going there in the first place. :)

romeo: no no, it's not like that

romeo: i'm trying to surprise someone!!!!

romeo: don't want them to recognize me :)

#t:ileana #phone

missmirandadewitt:

“Don’t worry, I’ll never tell anybody that I gave advice, so we’re even there.” She shrugged. “Maybe I haven’t swallowed a thesaurus, but I have spent enough time with my nose stuck in every book known to man that maybe I talk a bit prettier than I need to.” Miranda wrinkled her nose, halfway between confusion and distaste. “Not supposed to be involved with her? What does that even mean nowadays? Is there really all that much that can stop you from seeing someone?”

“I would call it pretentiousness if you weren’t so damn nice.” Romeo laughed. Pretentiousness made him think of snotty kids in school who would kill someone for a higher grade -- and of course, Tybalt. “Oh, it means a lot.” He couldn’t help but smirk at the suggestion that keeping two people apart was impossible - it was the life he’d been living for twenty-five years. “Our parents, mostly.”