Ask Nick

@hell-of-a-con

Name's Nick. You might as well remember it because I plan on sticking around. ((This is definitely NSFW as far as blogs go. Lots of adult content, be it sexual, violent or in reference of substance abuse.))

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for some reason i feel the need to give you some cookies and i quick half hug, maybe a shot or two.... maybe... if thats a'right anyway

I'll accept the cookies for sure.

It's a toss up on the hug and a definite no on the shots.

I'm trying to be good and all now....apparently.

Thanks.

If you could know the exact time of your death, would you want to know? How would you handle your last days?

I'd say no, but if it were really offered to me I'd accept and then try to cram as much of a bucket list in the time frame as I could.

Now that your house is back to just being yours, have you made any decoration changes? Got any plans for expansions?

All I've done is replace the living room furniture, but I don't plan on doing anything else with it. I briefly considered looking into just getting a house, but I haven't figured out if I really want to move just yet.

I like it more when Para's mean to you. Just sayin'. Have a great day!

Pfft, yeah, whatever, cupcake. The only reason you like it is because I get snarky back. You obviously have a type. Good for you.

What is your favorite guilty pleasure snack?

Hershey Cookies 'n Cream candy bars and that banana split ice cream Blue Bell makes, but it has to be both and you have to have Doritos before and after.

Used to be Jack Daniels and that Fish Food ice cream Ben and Jerry's has, but I laid off that once Ellis and I stopped our chick flick marathon nights back in the day.

Nick, you're the fairest uke of them all. I just wanted you to know.

.....Are you bi-polar?

You just called me a hobo and fat.

......

Oh God, we didn't get drunk!married while I was at rock bottom a few months ago, did we?

That would explain my confusion and your double confusion of mockery and affection. Great.

I have some french fries left from dinner that I can't bring myself to eat, but I don't want them to go to waste. You hungry? (PS - You're getting fat like Fluffnut!Keith.)

*Scowls and takes the fries only to let them drop out of his hand*

Oh shit, my bad. Guess they can go in the trash with the remainder of my self esteem.

Thanks, Para.

You're starting to look like Hobo Nick, now, too. And that bro was nuts. At least a trailer's a little more upscale than a cardboardbox...

Pfft. I look great shaggy.

I'll shave my face for you, but I'm kind of digging the longer hair, sweetheart.

Also, I can never look like a hobo. Upscale hooker, maybe, but no hobo, bro.

When are you going to have your own kids and stop freeloading off of Sarah's?

At this rate?

Never.

When are you going to stop freeloading off my gorgeousness?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

How do you plan to spend your Thanksgiving?

In the kitchen with the game playing on the little flat screen tv I just recently purchased just for that exact scenario.

I figure after the holidays the boys can watch their cartoons on it or play x-box while I'm doing things in there. It's a hell of a lot better than the little box-rabbit-eared television that was on the counter.

Do you like icecream sandwiches, icecream on a stick, icecream in a cone, or icecream in a bowl more? Do you ever get in specific moods for it?

I'll eat it on a cone if I'm out grabbing it as a snack, but if I'm home I'll eat it straight out of the carton.

I think that was one of the few joys I discovered as a teenager once I had moved out on my own; eating it right out of the box/tub and first thing in the morning, heh.

Eh, I'll eat a pint or three a week, no specific moods other than the usual "I'm single because I got dumped" ones.

What are your thoughts on No Shave November?

I'm celebrating it without realizing it?

I haven't really gotten around to getting a haircut in a few months, and I'm pretty sure it's well past noon as far as the facial hair goes...

But, hey, at least I'm keeping up with other shit instead of hitting the sauce at the bar, right?

I heard the twins' baby daddy came back around recently. Has this complicated your elected father role? Do the boys treat you any differently?

Nah.

Brad is a pretty decent guy, understanding of the situation and oddly respectable about it.

I actually feel sorry for the bastard because the boys still aren't completely sure of him yet and it hasn't caused any rifts or questioning between me with them.

I just don't feel sorry enough for him that I'll compromise any of my time with them for him to try and "bond".

Are you spending more time with your boys? How often do you have them overnight? Do YOU call them "your boys" even though they're not your blood?

I get them a couple nights and five days or so out of the entire week itself. Of course I call them my boys, that's who they are.

Blood doesn't mean shit to most people, definitely not me.

Hey, how you been? Saw something about you being sick, everything okay Suit?

I'm fine, sweetheart. No need to worry about me.

What about you? Keeping out of trouble?

Do you find yourself getting pulled into the relationships in the show or do you just kinda roll your eyes at them?

Aren't the relationships the most important part?

I think I get more caught up with the ones that aren't official or would never happen/probably won't in Game of Thrones than anything else.

Can I just hug you out of relief that elections are over?

*Opens his arms* Have I ever turned you down for a hug? *Smirk*

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