Samjazzie

London/Manchester

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Follow me on twitter - @samjazzie_

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

hold on

[durbikins]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[windwaver]

One of my favorite moments in television. Period.

[bamonpocalypsenow]

Lmaooo

[ohsobreezyjane]

He hit that shit so clean 😂

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[egzpl-deactivated20160802]

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

[ceevee5]

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

[ottomantwerks]

Better get your kids vaccinated so they don't catch

these hands

[ottomantwerks]

Stop fucking reblogging this

[justsomeantifas]

lol

[republicansareahategroup]

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

[gunzonyatmblr]

lmaooooooooooo

[addictly]

I CANT BREATHE

[caribbeanheaux-deactivated20151]

WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

[27388394949494949492-deactivate]

reblog this post if you are stupid and also gay

[thealkalinecyclist]

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

this here hit my heart man

[saybeeeeeeez-deactivated2021042]

“Stealing us was the smartest thing they ever did.” Fuck.

[thejoeboard-deactivated20181230]

How do I procure a boyfriend?

You remain patient and keep sucking dick until one tastes right.

[mmmyeahyeahmmmyeah]

What if I’ve tasted all of the dicks in my area and none of them taste right?

[thejoeboard-deactivated20181230]

Turn them around and try tasting their asses instead??

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[zio-masada-deactivated20190511]

This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

[bwarch-deactivated20181211]

Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.

This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….

A true martyr.

[6-anung-un-rama-6]

The look in his eyes is majestic.

[unbitrium]

I feel like he’s a tour guide in a meninist museum who hates his job

[yungcrybby-anonymousbosch666]

he got banned for this too.

he was just telling the truth. conspiracy!

[sloth-king-deactivated20190616]

Your sacrifice for rustling my jimmies are dearly noted brother. May the base God bless you for eternity.

[mamasynth-deactivated20160730]

Our hero returns.