Back when I used tumblr.

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[missiontozyxx]

ALL HAIL THE FEDERATED ALLIANCE

NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY on..

ITUNES | RADIOPUBLIC | STITCHER | IHEART |  SPOTIFY | GOOGLE PLAY | AUDIOBOOM

MISSION TO ZYXX is an improvised science fiction podcast following a team of ambassadors as they attempt to establish diplomatic relations with planets in the remote and chaotic ZYXX QUADRANT of the TREMILLION SECTOR. They work for the benevolent and harmonious FEDERATED ALLIANCE, which has recently defeated the evil GALACTIC MONARCHY. The Federated Alliance is definitely less evil.   

The Alliance’s newest recruit is AMBASSADOR PLECK DECKSETTER, a naive, gung-ho farm boy whose crew includes trusty, know-it-all droid C-53, and hulking, omnisexual security officer DAR.  They travel aboard the outdated, sentient starship THE BARGAREAN JADE - aka BARGIE - who has as many ex-husbands as stories about her glory days. Their mission is nominally overseen by JUNIOR MISSIONS OPERATIONS MANAGER NERMUT BUNDALOY, a striving, entry-level bureaucrat yearning for respect.

This is our TUMBLR

[laughingsquid]

Pinky and The Brain Voice Actors Read Through the R-Rated Opening Scenes of Pulp Fiction

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via friskevision)

[ucbcomedy]

If you don’t have a wedding hashtag, like why even have a wedding?

[spaceexplorationphotography]

Apologies for another Space Shuttle image on here… But I always find this photo of Endeavour as it made its way through the streets of LA in 2012 so bizarrely awesome.

Source: https://imgur.com/MglXKhM

[dsxsbx]

ISS Symphony

[averymonsen]

psst … ted cruz looks like robin williams dressed as barbra streisand, pass it on

[ucbcomedy]

“Do astronauts use LinkedIn?”

UCB1 takes to the streets and then to space camp to find out more about astronauts (the greatest and coolest career in the history of careers forever past present future) 

[helloiamarobothere]

I pitched a crazy idea to UCB1 a couple months ago: I want to meet an astronaut? 

Well, it happened. SPACE NERD DREAMZ COME TRUEEEEE

[ucbcomedy]

Overcoming Hair Salon Small Talk | By UCB1

Hair salon small talk. You're expected to share your life with a stranger who has scissors. But why? UCB1 correspondent Moujan Zolfaghari attempts to this fe...

[helloiamarobothere]

ucbcomedy:

“I take probiotics. It helps me digest food easier.

...me at my finest digestive moment. Align y’all!

[ucbcomedy]

New study proves there are too many studies

[helloiamarobothere]

Here’s something fun to do - search for “new study” on google news to see what new crazy link has made it to the headlines. For example, today’s best: how EMOTICONS CAN FIGHT OBESITY (http://goo.gl/bxh6TS).

Red wine and chocolate and beer are good but also bad but also diabetes but also increases the chance of you getting promoted at work. The news just grabs onto whatever captures the viewer's interest, and we at UCB1 News have had enough!

So we made a study of our own.

[helloiamarobothere]

Had the honor of hosting VH1′s Top 20 Countdown this weekend, and had the even greater honor of interviewing one of my favorite artists. 

Enjoy. 

[glasslipids]

[bunnyfood]

Same.

[helloiamarobothere]

My headshot

[snapimpression]

Episode 33 - John Zachary Townsend and  Moujan Zolfaghari

Today’s Episode: Moral Depravity

Today’s Contestants Are:

John Zachary Townsend

Moujan Zolfaghari

In this episode! - Andy goes mad with power but learns a valuable lesson about ruling countries with an iron fist. - Learn about the existence of high school mime troupes and hear a tragic story involving one! - You will not learn when Moujan’s birthday is! Listen and find out why that is and precisely what I mean by that! It’s not a trick! I promise you’ll figure that out!

Direct Link Subscribe on iTunes

[helloiamarobothere]

Got to be on this week's Snap Impressions! Here me do impressions against wonder-boy superstar JZT.

Spoiler: I do a preeeeettty great Obama? Maybe???

[ucbcomedy]

Go green. Or whatever. It’s the tragedy of the commons, man. We’re fucked.

[helloiamarobothere]

Wrote/directed this little ditty for UCB1, inspired by real feelings. Especially the second part? Watch!

[ucbcomedy]

"Journalism" has spoken

[helloiamarobothere]

These kids knew a lot more about apps and the latest lingo than I did... and it was at that moment I knew my time had passed. 

Millennials. 

[ucbcomedy]

This omelette is not a metaphor for my biological clock. 

This omelette is not a metaphor for my biological clock.

This omelette is not a metaphor for my biological clock.

…..Make eggs with zolfatron​ & #UCB1News

[helloiamarobothere]

Alright, so here's the backstory: 

My Pandora app somehow knows I am a woman in my late-20s and has recently kept repeating an ad for egg freezing because "a woman's time is limited." Then one of those egg freezing companies followed me on Twitter. Then those click-bait health headlines meant to scare ladies started showing up everywhere - "WHEN IS TOO OLD TO HAVE A BABY?"  "WOMEN LOSE 90% OF THEIR EGGS BY AGE 30" "RIP WOMEN"  

ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH!

So this got me inspired...and this crazy (and real!) video came about. All thanks to Keith Haskel​, Sue Smith​, Pavel Ezrohi​ and UCB1​! Enjoy. And ladies, relax.

[catsieawards]

[helloiamarobothere]

Tis truly an honor to be featured in the background of this popular cat meme

(Originally from Virgin Mobile's Catsie campaign)