it's me, madzag

i am madzag, the cat. i'm superfun and superannoying.

[hellomadzag]

i've been hiding. wassup?

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arm wrestling

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sorry for the lack of posts, been a little busy with life and stuff. i spent this day chillin' on my balcony, just to keep the sunday glooms away...

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you just have to wish my love, i'mma be your present :D

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what a day! i got up so so early, and it took me like 40 minutes to wake up the feeders. thats what i call them now. coz they feed me. get it. i went back to sleep after breakfast tho..but all afternoon i had to guard my entire kingdom, all three rooms! im so tired. fml.

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look at my dress. it is so purrfect!

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today i went to prison. yeah. i kind of ate a half bottle of oil and went through the trash twice... and than i ate the essay paper and farted all over the place. i don't know what's happening. SO MUCH HUNGER!

[hellomadzag]

no, please don't hurt frigga. i'm gonna getcha!

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oh boy, my sweet afternoon naps. i don't know how you humans handle this being awake all day thing. poor things. follow my lead and get some sleep!

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well, that's me (present time). it's not the best selfie in the world but at least you can see how i look (smoking hot, haha, just kiddin'). so i'm gonna keep you updated on the crazy and lazy life of mine. xoxo

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well, that's me, lol. when i was a kid. this is my first day at this house that i call my home now. it's not a palace but it's ok. i guess...my nose was dirty and i was a bit afraid. the people who brought me here (my owners or feeders or whatevz) turned out to be fine fyi, you'll see trough my posts. anyway first post is for the first day. see you later alligator, haha lol