Things mommy says that scare and excite me
Excuse me?
Do you want to repeat that?
Mommy makes the rules.
What was that little one?
Oh really?
You think you’re a big girl now?
What’s mommy’s rule for that?
Oh so you think you’re in charge here?
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Things mommy says that scare and excite me
Excuse me?
Do you want to repeat that?
Mommy makes the rules.
What was that little one?
Oh really?
You think you’re a big girl now?
What’s mommy’s rule for that?
Oh so you think you’re in charge here?
Bratty
Mommy/Daddy: *hands little girl/boy a full cup* careful baby girl/boy don't spill it
Princess/Prince: *in a bratty tone* Well Mommy/Daddy I was planning on spilling it all over the floor but since you asked i guess I won&
Mommy/Daddy: You want to try that again? *gives princess/prince a stern look*
Princess/Prince: I mean I love you Mommy/Daddy.....
Wakie Wakie
Princess/Prince: pssst!!! It's time to wake up!!
Mommy/Daddy: Mmmmm no baby girl/boy, it's time to sleep
Princess/Prince: nooooooooo! It's wake up time!!!
Mommy/Daddy: Come here baby girl/boy. *wraps arms around me and throws her/his leg over mine*
Princess/Prince: you just wanna cuddle so I won't make you get out of bed!
Mommy/Daddy: Gasp! I would never do such a thing!
Princess/Prince: I'm onto your tricks
Mommy/Daddy: *snores*
Princess/Prince: I heard that the cuddle monster disguises itself as a cute baby girl/boy to get near a mommy/daddy and then when he/she isn't paying attention, the cuddle monster attacks her/him
Mommy/Daddy: Do you think that will happen to us?
Princess/Prince: of course not, mommy/daddy
Princess/Prince: *whispers to her/himself* she/he does not suspect a thing.....