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⋆ NSFW ⋆ 18+ ONLY ⋆ I'm ORIONSJOCKSTRAP from Bluesky. I'm also ORIONSJOCKSTRAP from Tumblr. It's confusing. Please bear with me while I figure everything out. ⋆ TWITTER ⋆ PATREON ⋆

[hirscheykiss]

yeah "he would not fucking say that" but what about "he would not be fucking circumcised"

[hirscheykiss]

have a little sleepy guy

[hirscheykiss]

a three year old redraw of an even older drawing. maybe ill redraw it again and post it in 2029

[hirscheykiss]

Hello, hope yah doing good. Just a random question do you ever think of small details of your OCs like their Favorite food or the kind of movie genre they prefer if you get what I'm saying

i would struggle to list off small details like that about myself to be honest

think my brain works in reverse. those little guys i make exist as a whole in my head but when you look closer they start falling apart. they wear their favorite colors like power rangers though.

[hirscheykiss]

ay happy new year!

im still alive and kicking!

have an old doodle!

[hirscheykiss]

The anon who said "Floppy little pouch Genitals" is so funny because he literally just described a penis. Like that's what a not erect penis is. Like did you accidentally pick up some fans from other planets?

i still get messages from people baffled by that post its so funny

[hirscheykiss]

didnt have anything drawn for my comics birthday but you can have this old felix doodle

[hirscheykiss]

do a dickflip

[hirscheykiss]

also hey if youre on bsky im there too

[hirscheykiss]

I love love love love love the way you draw casual nudity I am eating your drawings with my mouth right now

i imagine it tastes very citrus-y

[hirscheykiss]

fluffy

[hirscheykiss]

id like to thank my fans couldnt have done it without you thank you jesus

[hirscheykiss]

Id definitely would like to draw one of your satyr Bois, do U accept fanarts? Solo of course, just them being themselves.

yeah knock yourself out

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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[hirscheykiss]

satyr having a sit(yr) down

[hirscheykiss]

Your floppy little pouch genitals you draw are surprisingly erotic but I can't cum so maybe do something about that

no

[hirscheykiss]

shower time